I forgot that's my motto as well :-))
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Lightspeed - That's how fast you will cancel your membership.
Just kidding!
Lightspeed - We satisfy all your needs, fast.
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One half of our brains tied behind our backs just to make it fair... Lightspeed.
We are a part of the Lightspeed Nation.
Got Lightspeed?
You've come a long way, Lightspeed.
When you care enough to smoke the very best... Lightspeed.
Lightspeed. The quicker picker-upper.
They counted on Lightspeed to be passive. They counted wrong.
Just Lightspeed it.
Lightspeed. We try harder.
Lightspeed, the reason for your erection.
You're in good hands with Lightspeed.
I Lightspeed, therefore I am.
Lightspeed saves.
What would Lightspeed do?
Lightspeed. Don't leave home without it.
Lightspeed - we try harder.
Nothing cums between me and my Lightspeed.
Lightspeed, take me away!
Lightspeed. Because you're worth it.
Lightspeed - you'll love the way we fly.
Lightspeed - flying the friendly skies.
Lightspeed - it keeps going, and going, and ...
Lightspeed - we bring good things to life.
Come to where the money is. Come to Lightspeed country.
(Okay I've got work to do, lol...)Comment
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e=m(lightspeed)2
ejaculation = (muffs)(lightspeed)squared
Some light physics banter.( I could't get the "squared factor" right)<a href="http://www.bimbolinks.com"><img src="http://www.12circle.com/banners/bimbo_120x60.jpg"border="0"></a><BR>Comment
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Better living through Lightspeed.
Put some Lightspeed in your tank.
Lightspeed is good for you.
Only Lightspeed would do this.
So Lightspeed.
Lightspeed: We?re already there.
Lightspeed: Dare us.
Lightspeed: Get in.Comment
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Behold The Power Of Lightspeed!!!!Comment
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Lightspeed, our anal warts are in remission
Lightspeed, today's "new coke"
Lightspeed, 19th century technology today.
Lightspeed, we're more than just a couple of gay guys
Lightspeed, more than just tits on a bull
Lightspeed, better than a tricked out pacer.
Wow, this could be fun
I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.Comment
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Lightspeed - maker of a module array ASIC.
(See lightspeed.com to get that one.)
Lightspeed - 299,292,458 clicks/second
Here's a bad physics joke:
A neutron walks into a bar, he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."
And a worse one:
Heisenburg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says " Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."
While i'm way off topic.. here's a photo of a coconut:
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Originally posted by Bored
Masturbate @ light speed
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Dude your banner looks like that girl is pulling her tongue out of her mouth... yuck!Originally posted by Nasty D
Abra-cadabra!Comment
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funny shit
"Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids." might get you into a little trouble.Comment
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Wow the watermelon did look like her tounge....looks better in full screen video, anyways back to Red Star Cash for now until I replace it with Lightspeed Cash.Originally posted by Lightspeed
Dude your banner looks like that girl is pulling her tongue out of her mouth... yuck!Comment
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Lightspeed, for all your 2000 parts."Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
--H.L. MenckenComment
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lightspeed, the place for your seed....Comment
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Lightspeed: Fast. Quick. Fast.Comment
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Light. Speed. Cash.PRO LIFEComment
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How about this one:
"Fi' Li'spe' sammiches foe only fi' niney fi'!" (think Ray Charles)Abra-cadabra!Comment
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virgins that bleed, only at lightspeed!
ick. that is gross stuff. i need to stop drinking.Comment
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stop listening to creed, turn up the lightspeed.
ah ah what about that one?
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pull down your pants and do the deed, wax that ass with lightspeed.Comment
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