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Gemini · 12-05-2003, 06:03 AM

Dear Santa,

Me and mine don't realllly need anything this year but I thought I'd write on someone elses behalf...

Please bring lilRich the sense as to when to keep his mouth shut... he knows not what he does... he be messing with my bestest shoe racking up time of the year and is going to cause considerable havouc upon himself if he continues with this line of noisemaking... I spend alllll year looking at various shoes, tops and what not and allowing the hubby to see me doing so....

This hubby remembers these things and will sneak away at times to secure such items to yet again buy my good graces through another year. Did I mention shoes? I sometimes rack up a dozen new pairs for christmas! (alone)

And here comes this dummy making noise whichcould possibly be seen by my old man who might put some thought in to this negativity and malicious commentary! Which in effect, could result in my loss of the aforementioned shoes!! NO Sane person messes with my shoes

If you are out of this item, Santa, or if for some reason the item will not fit the out of date model I requested it for...

Please bring a large rock with directions printed on it such as...

Step One:
"If I feel the need to mess with Gem's Holidays Item Securement Program, please grasp rock firmly and repeatedly pound self in forehead until unconscious."

Step Two:
"Repeat as necessary."

Thank you Santa!
Yours truly,
Gem*

12-05-2003, 06:03 AM
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Dear Santa, Me and mine don't realllly need anything this year but I thought I'd write on someone elses behalf... Please bring lilRich the sense as to when to keep his mouth shut... he knows not what he does... he be messing with my bestest shoe racking up time of the year and is going to cause considerable havouc upon himself if he continues with this line of noisemaking... I spend alllll year looking at various shoes, tops and what not and allowing the hubby to see me doing so.... This hubby remembers these things and will sneak away at times to secure such items to yet again buy my good graces through another year. Did I mention shoes? I sometimes rack up a dozen new pairs for christmas! (alone) And here comes this dummy making noise whichcould possibly be seen by my old man who might put some thought in to this negativity and malicious commentary! Which in effect, could result in my loss of the aforementioned shoes!! NO Sane person messes with my shoes If you are out of this item, Santa, or if for some reason the item will not fit the out of date model I requested it for... Please bring a large rock with directions printed on it such as... Step One: "If I feel the need to mess with Gem's Holidays Item Securement Program, please grasp rock firmly and repeatedly pound self in forehead until unconscious." Step Two: "Repeat as necessary." Thank you Santa! Yours truly, Gem* __________________ <center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>