How to get phone numbers from strippers

**heymatty** · 03-09-2003, 06:04 PM

I bet that guy gets all the girls.

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**Dildozer** · 03-09-2003, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by heymatty

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**hybrid** · 03-09-2003, 06:12 PM

A phone number? WTF?

Take that bitch home, man.

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 03-09-2003, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by heymatty
I bet that guy gets all the girls.

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Haha!

**[Labret]** · 03-09-2003, 06:16 PM

One, who would want to call a stripper and talk to her? I couldnt imagine sleeping with one let alone talking to one.

I am no fan of strip clubs, the few that I have been to this is the extent of my conversations... "No. I dont want a lapdance".

I hate strippers. I hate their fake ass same dance they all do. I hate the bullshit fake happiness. I hate the ass kissing. Its just so lame. And I have absolutely no respect for them, make it hard to take anything that comes out of their mouths even remotely serious.

**hybrid** · 03-09-2003, 06:18 PM

ya get burned by the g-string Labret?

**Zoe_Zoebaboe** · 03-09-2003, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by hybrid
ya get burned by the g-string Labret?

I think he got pubic lice in his eye by a g-string boomerang!

**Wilbo** · 03-09-2003, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by [Labret]
One, who would want to call a stripper and talk to her? I couldnt imagine sleeping with one let alone talking to one.

I am no fan of strip clubs, the few that I have been to this is the extent of my conversations... "No. I dont want a lapdance".

I hate strippers. I hate their fake ass same dance they all do. I hate the bullshit fake happiness. I hate the ass kissing. Its just so lame. And I have absolutely no respect for them, make it hard to take anything that comes out of their mouths even remotely serious.

Yup, I've always wondered why someone would spend good money on a girl that wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.

**[Labret]** · 03-09-2003, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by Wilbo

Yup, I've always wondered why someone would spend good money on a girl that wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.

No shit. So let me get this straight? You want me to pay a girl who could care less whether I lived or died, to rub her slutty ass all over me? Uh, no thanks.

**pink_in_the_middle** · 03-09-2003, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by [Labret]
One, who would want to call a stripper and talk to her? I couldnt imagine sleeping with one let alone talking to one.

I am no fan of strip clubs, the few that I have been to this is the extent of my conversations... "No. I dont want a lapdance".

I hate strippers. I hate their fake ass same dance they all do. I hate the bullshit fake happiness. I hate the ass kissing. Its just so lame. And I have absolutely no respect for them, make it hard to take anything that comes out of their mouths even remotely serious.

**tony286** · 03-09-2003, 07:01 PM

Yup, I've always wondered why someone would spend good money on a girl that wouldn't spit on you if you were on fire.

I worked in strip clubs for ten years, that is so fucking true. lol I would throw money in the garbage before I would give it to a stripper.

**bugout** · 03-09-2003, 07:44 PM

i love dating strippers.. The real key is not spending a dime.

They ALWAYS bring friends.. friends that are stirppers..

mmm good fun. :-)

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