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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
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    #1

    Best movie one liners of all time?

    some of these are particular to the British, like the Italian Job (a national insitution over here) but what do you think are the best one liners in movies?

    I'm a big Kevin Smith fan so a lot of mine would come from his films.

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  • PersianKitty
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    #2
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    • dd2
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          • PersianKitty
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            #6
            "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

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            • Hooterdog
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              #7
              "sometimes nothin's a real cool hand"

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              • CDSmith
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                #8
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                    • Jakke PNG
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                      #11
                      Anything from Arnold Schwarzennegger.
                      ..and I'm off.

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                      • The Truth Hurts
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                        #12
                        Not really a one-liner, but:

                        TOMMY: So what happens if the dog catches the hare?
                        TURKISH: Then the big rabbit gets fucked.
                        TOMMY: What? Proper fucked?
                        TURKISH: Yes Tommy, proper fucked.

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                        • Mark
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                          • Jul 2001
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                          #13
                          007 - the king of one liners..


                          Plenty: Hi, I´m Plenty.
                          Bond: But of course you are!
                          Plenty: Plenty O´Toole.
                          Bond: Named after your father perhaps?!!

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                          • Mark
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                            #14
                            More classic Bond..


                            Bond: I'm afraid that you've caught me with more than my hands up!!!!


                            Bambi: Well, hi there. I'm Bambi.
                            Bond: Good morning Bambi.
                            Thumper: And I am Thumper. Is there something we can do for you?
                            Bond: I can think of several things......off hand, but at the moment I'm looking for Willard Whyte.


                            Leiter: That man is an Englishman working for our boys, sort of a secret agent!
                            Pepper: SECRET AGENT!!!! On who's side??

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                            • CDSmith
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                              #15
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                              • BrutalMaster
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                                #16
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                                  • Mark
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                                    #18
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                                    Bond: So does England!


                                    Frederick Gray: My God, what is Bond doing?!!!!
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                                    Bond: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
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                                    Bond: Are these pictures live?
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                                    • Slick
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                                      #19
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                                        #20
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                                        • CDSmith
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                                          #21
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                                          • hybrid
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                                            #22
                                            Quotes from the movie Fight Club, 1999
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                                            • hybrid
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                                              #23
                                              lines from the book are better, though.

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                                              • Dildozer
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                                                #24
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                                                • chodadog
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                  Anything from Arnold Schwarzennegger.
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                                                  • NBDesign
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • Gman.357
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women!"


                                                      ~ Conan the Barbarian.
                                                      That's one of my absolute favs.

                                                      Maybe I missed it, but I can't believe no one has said this one yet:

                                                      " Say hello to my little friend! "


                                                      Ouch.

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                                                      • CDSmith
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • tygergoddess
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • quiet
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by hybrid
                                                            lines from the book are better, though.
                                                            yup, the book has a ton of great lines.
                                                            we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                            • jollyperv
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                              Anything from Arnold Schwarzennegger.
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                                                              • foreverjason
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                                                                #32
                                                                "Do you feel lucky. " - Clint Eastwood

                                                                Something like that lol

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                                                                • clickpimp
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Ian
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                                                                    #34
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                                                                          #37
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                                                                              #39
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  "You just got knocked the FUCK out!!!!!"

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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                        "HEY, nice beaver!"
                                                                                        "Thanks, I recently had it stuffed"


                                                                                        ~ The naked gun.
                                                                                        lol, love that

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                                                                                        • kaylacam
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                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • hybrid
                                                                                            So Fucking Banned
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Don't know if this is exactly how it goes, but:

                                                                                            Pain? Oh my dear, when I'm through with you, this will seem like a distant memory of heaven. To be cherished in the dark recesses of your mind for eons to come.

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                                                                                            • unconnected
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • Sappy
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
                                                                                                Not really a one-liner, but:

                                                                                                TOMMY: So what happens if the dog catches the hare?
                                                                                                TURKISH: Then the big rabbit gets fucked.
                                                                                                TOMMY: What? Proper fucked?
                                                                                                TURKISH: Yes Tommy, proper fucked.
                                                                                                Excellent. I still like

                                                                                                "Protection from what Tommy? Zee Germans?"

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                                                                                                  #49
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                                                                                                    #50
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