Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

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  • FetishTemptress
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2001
    • 1239

    #1

    Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

    Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

    About 45 minutes!!


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  • Wilbo
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    • Feb 2001
    • 2082

    #2
    A blowjob

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    • Libertine
      sex dwarf
      • May 2002
      • 17860

      #3
      The first gets laid regularly, the second doesn't?
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      • Beastiepoo
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2002
        • 1971

        #4
        Ok, I'll give the cheesy and sensitive answer.

        There is very little difference between a boyfriend and a husband if he is 'the one'. The biggest difference is the absence of a wedding ring in the former.
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        • iroc409
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          • Jan 2003
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          #5
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          • FetishTemptress
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2001
            • 1239

            #6
            Originally posted by FetishTemptress
            Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

            About 45 minutes!!


            FT**
            anwer: about 45 minutes

            dont you all see the answer is my first post

            FT**

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            • asuna
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 8743

              #7
              The difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
              about 45 pounds!

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              • FetishTemptress
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2001
                • 1239

                #8
                What is the difference between medium and rare?



                A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare


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                • FetishTemptress
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 1239

                  #9
                  Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?


                  A. For traction in the mud.

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                  • Loch
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                    • Feb 2002
                    • 7674

                    #10
                    A piece of legal paper and a hole lot of bulshit?

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                    • Toker
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                      • Feb 2003
                      • 891

                      #11
                      PeaceAlive and kicking

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                      • AdultNex
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                        • Feb 2003
                        • 8985

                        #12
                        Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?


                        A. For traction in the mud.

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                        • Snake Doctor
                          I'm Lenny2 Bitch
                          • Mar 2001
                          • 13449

                          #13
                          Originally posted by asuna
                          The difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
                          about 45 pounds!
                          OUCH!!!! Score one for the guys
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                          • foreverjason
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                            • Mar 2003
                            • 1452

                            #14
                            The difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 45 Pounds
                            Lol good one!

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                            • Kanoealoha
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 1261

                              #15
                              Nothing...one way or the other bf or husband they still suck
                              Strong Bad Rocks!

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                              • Kanoealoha
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 1261

                                #16
                                Originally posted by asuna
                                The difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
                                about 45 pounds!
                                Ha, guys are already fat when you marry them
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                                • CrazyNakedChick
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 1902

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Beastiepoo
                                  Ok, I'll give the cheesy and sensitive answer.

                                  There is very little difference between a boyfriend and a husband if he is 'the one'. The biggest difference is the absence of a wedding ring in the former.
                                  touche'.

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                                  • Tala
                                    Fucked if I know
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 23368

                                    #18
                                    What's the difference in a Sailor's wife and a Marine's girlfriend?

                                    None. Same chick.

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                                    • xxxinnovations
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 1181

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Beastiepoo
                                      Ok, I'll give the cheesy and sensitive answer.

                                      There is very little difference between a boyfriend and a husband if he is 'the one'. The biggest difference is the absence of a wedding ring in the former.
                                      yeah, that's pretty damn cheesy
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                                      • alcorp
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                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 65

                                        #20
                                        Reminds me of the joke about the couple thats been married for ten years , the wife is pestering her husband for a boob job , he tells her she doesn't need one , but she keeps on at him , so he suggests to her that she tries rubbing them with toilet paper , why , she asks , will that work , well he says , it worked on your ass .

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                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                          Now with more Jayne
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 40077

                                          #21
                                          my husband is the one I love and lives with me...my boyfriend only goes to concerts with me and ocassionally stays here for a couple hours ;)

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