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  • TDF
    Triple OG nigga on GFY
    • Mar 2002
    • 27296

    #1

    funniest GFY quotes

    ' join pipecrew cash..soon you will drive a hammer' lucl00ney
    Sig heil

  • Pipecrew
    Master of Gfy.com
    • Feb 2002
    • 14888

    #2
    He is one of our top affiliates for the Vietnam region

    http://www.pipecrew.com/?ref/affiliates/lucloney

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    • candyflip
      Carpe Visio
      • Jul 2002
      • 43074

      #3
      "I am just a sexy girl"

      Spend you some brain.
      Email Me

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      • strobi
        Confirmed User
        • Nov 2002
        • 7383

        #4
        Originally posted by candyflip
        "I am just a sexy girl"

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        • Dildozer
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 7519

          #5
          "I sale short UIN"
          Spam link here

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          • Turboface
            Back in Black
            • Mar 2002
            • 9976

            #6
            This is a limerick that 12clicks wrote about Luclonely:

            lucloney was a thief from philly
            the methods he used were quite silly
            standard internet did find
            him trying to rape their behind
            so with a saw they did cut off his willy.


            You can read the entire thread here.




            Classic.
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            • Marcus
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 3472

              #7
              Labret talking about Aria's teeth, especially:
              "You could open a Coke bottle in that shit"

              still makes me laugh

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              • Ray@TastyDollars
                • May 2002
                • 6797

                #8
                "cash your checks when they arrive and let's see if we can't move on"

                Thats a quote form Robert Nasty, CTO - WebsiteBilling.com.

                If you ask me thats some fuuuny shit

                Ray

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                • Loch
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 7674

                  #9
                  A guy asked for the 1 mill time for the best content out there at 1 buck or close there to....


                  Paul "Charly": Dont try to fly like an eagel if you piss like a sparrow pal!

                  Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production
                  ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com

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                  • 3Xguru
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 1281

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dildozer
                    "I sale short UIN"
                    The best one
                    -=Free Webmaster Tools=-

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                    • xxxdesign-net
                      My hips don't lie
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 10129

                      #11
                      "a little guy sucking won't hurt" -Pornjudge

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                      • corvette
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 7880

                        #12
                        If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

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                        • Fletch XXX
                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 60840

                          #13
                          'with the world in my hands, theres no one left to hear you scream'


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                          • angelsofporn
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 3218

                            #14
                            krome "why dont you check your mail"
                            That and him threatening to hurt me and murder the hun....

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                            • Babaganoosh
                              ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 15841

                              #15
                              Huh?
                              I like pie.

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                              • Fletch XXX
                                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 60840

                                #16
                                'Ya'll aint gone believe this, got the preacher wife sdayin, rock dat shit.'


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                                • 12clicks
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 19814

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Turboface
                                  This is a limerick that 12clicks wrote about Luclonely:

                                  lucloney was a thief from philly
                                  the methods he used were quite silly
                                  standard internet did find
                                  him trying to rape their behind
                                  so with a saw they did cut off his willy.


                                  You can read the entire thread here.




                                  Classic.
                                  Nah, my favorite is on my GFY card I think.
                                  something like "don't call, write, email, or send me a fucking smoke signal"
                                  I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                  • Plat
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 2680

                                    #18
                                    It's a tie between "I sale short UIN's" and that other guy who kept trying to post pictures from his c: drive [IMG]c://bleh/cant/remember/name/lol[/IMG]

                                    Im fuckin retired

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                                    • escorpio
                                      doesn't fuck around.
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 23486

                                      #19
                                      Anything from "Krome Goes Psycho On The Hun." Best thread EVER!
                                      Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                                      • rdunn404
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 999

                                        #20
                                        One of my favorite episodes was the guy who was pissed and ready to sue the person who 'posted the contents of his C drive' on GFY. Everyone was in on the joke but him. He just couldn't figure it out.

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                                        • Voodoo
                                          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 10600

                                          #21
                                          "I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh."

                                          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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