This is a limerick that 12clicks wrote about Luclonely:
lucloney was a thief from philly
the methods he used were quite silly
standard internet did find
him trying to rape their behind
so with a saw they did cut off his willy.
Originally posted by Turboface This is a limerick that 12clicks wrote about Luclonely:
lucloney was a thief from philly
the methods he used were quite silly
standard internet did find
him trying to rape their behind
so with a saw they did cut off his willy.
It's a tie between "I sale short UIN's" and that other guy who kept trying to post pictures from his c: drive [IMG]c://bleh/cant/remember/name/lol[/IMG]
One of my favorite episodes was the guy who was pissed and ready to sue the person who 'posted the contents of his C drive' on GFY. Everyone was in on the joke but him. He just couldn't figure it out.
"I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh."
"I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."
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