Words every man fears hearing........

**BRISK** · 03-06-2003, 06:06 PM

I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-06-2003, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by BRISK
I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

true true

**gothweb** · 03-06-2003, 06:08 PM

Not every man fears it. Some men don't even get into a position where the poor girl has to ask. Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

**Butrflied** · 03-06-2003, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by gothweb
Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

so true ..

**asuna** · 03-06-2003, 06:09 PM

My favorite words from a girl,
OW OW WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!

**GoLiaT** · 03-06-2003, 06:10 PM

"thats a penis , cocks are much bigger.."

**juicybucks** · 03-06-2003, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by BRISK
I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

the only answer for that is :

"do I know you ?"

**Spunky** · 03-06-2003, 06:13 PM

Your Dick is too small.I need a man not a boy

**Theo** · 03-06-2003, 06:16 PM

all bad things coming from women start something like this:

you know I was thinking.....

**NBDesign** · 03-06-2003, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by BRISK
I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

I ahve heard both and they both suck!

**MetaMan** · 03-06-2003, 06:20 PM

women just want to trap u,
dunt get married, they rnt worth it!

**rooster** · 03-06-2003, 06:22 PM

if you want a slut, go get a hooker. Id rather have a girl saying she wants to settle down and be loyal to me, then go and fuck a bunch of other guys.

**CosmicKitten** · 03-06-2003, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by gothweb
Not every man fears it. Some men don't even get into a position where the poor girl has to ask. Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

Communication = Anal Sex

**Juicy D. Links** · 03-06-2003, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by CosmicKitten

Communication = Anal Sex

lollolololol

**javok** · 03-06-2003, 06:27 PM

the classic.. a lot of times suffered..
"but we are just friends!.."

**MetaMan** · 03-06-2003, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by rooster
if you want a slut, go get a hooker. Id rather have a girl saying she wants to settle down and be loyal to me, then go and fuck a bunch of other guys.

or she just traps u and then cheats and breaks ur heart,

dum ass

**Paraskass** · 03-06-2003, 06:28 PM

" I've been thinking.... "

girls should never think

**DamnGoodRatio** · 03-06-2003, 06:37 PM

I wish "I was thinking" ended with:
...you need a BJ!
...we never have enough anal sex!
...we really need to do more three-ways!
...I was going to have my bikini area waxed!
...that I shouldn't think anymore.

**CDSmith** · 03-06-2003, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by gothweb
Not every man fears it. Some men don't even get into a position where the poor girl has to ask. Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

Or how about this.....

"communication... without it, a man can watch NFL Sunday in peace"

ha ha.... huh?.....uh,... just kidding dear...... yes dear........ comming dear...........

**Butrflied** · 03-06-2003, 06:43 PM

GFY - great place to remind me of the reasons why I dont need a boyfriend in my life ... thanks guys!

**jake2000xp** · 03-06-2003, 07:21 PM

Gay comment..Unless your gona post a a picture of her, who cares if some fat biaach wants a commitment??

Next?

**TheJimmy** · 03-06-2003, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
all bad things coming from women start something like this:

you know I was thinking.....

dammmmm skippy!

**Tala** · 03-06-2003, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by spunky1
Your Dick is too small.I need a man not a boy

"Grow some hair on your nuts and we'll talk about it."

**Spunky** · 03-06-2003, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Tala

"Grow some hair on your nuts and we'll talk about it."

I have to keep cutting them cause they are longer than my weiner

**NetRodent** · 03-06-2003, 08:55 PM

"Call the plumber before you make it any worse"

**Gutterboy** · 03-06-2003, 08:57 PM

Just after you've taken your best shot at bruising her cervix...

"Is it in yet?"

**aztecvision** · 03-06-2003, 09:00 PM

Can I shit on your chest?

**MattO** · 03-06-2003, 09:02 PM

The worst is...

"we need to talk"

especially if she's telling you this a few hours before you're going to meet up face-to-face. Then you spend those hours thinking "what the fuck did I do?" and it drives you nuts.

"sit down, we need to talk"

AAAAHH!!!!!

**detoxed** · 03-06-2003, 09:02 PM

I would welcome a commited relationship. Commitment is something I look forward to when I start going out with a girl I like.

Sorry girls, I'm not a man-whore.

**fantasycontent** · 03-06-2003, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by BRISK
I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

I agree!! In high school i had girl tell me they were preg all the tme lucky none of them were!

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-07-2003, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by DamnGoodRatio
I wish "I was thinking" ended with:
...you need a BJ!
...we never have enough anal sex!
...we really need to do more three-ways!
...I was going to have my bikini area waxed!
...that I shouldn't think anymore.

all except the last one I have said.

**LiveDose** · 03-07-2003, 07:20 AM

wait till you get married... The worst thing you can hear is:

"honey I'm going shopping", (as the door slams...)

**Aza** · 03-07-2003, 07:23 AM

apparently they did a survey and discovered a small amount of intelligent DNA in women......
unfortunately 95% of women spit it out!!

**stocktrader23** · 03-07-2003, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by Aza
apparently they did a survey and discovered a small amount of intelligent DNA in women......
unfortunately 95% of women spit it out!!

hahaha

**Sarah_Jayne** · 03-07-2003, 07:28 AM

I dred hearing a man start out with

'you know what this house needs....'

**Miss Novette** · 03-07-2003, 12:17 PM

Other words you should fear:

"Does this dress look good on me?"
"My mom is coming to visit for a while."
"That was great, John. Uh, I mean Mike."

**FuqALot** · 03-07-2003, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by asuna
My favorite words from a girl,
OW OW WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Funny, yes.

**MrPopup** · 03-07-2003, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
"We have been going out for a while what is our situation? I feel uncertain as to what we have going"

you better start eating her pussy ASAP

shut her up for awhile....

**Mutt** · 03-07-2003, 12:26 PM

words every man fears hearing...........

"I'm sorry (insert name), we tried our best but we couldn't re-attach your penis."

**The Porn Dude** · 03-07-2003, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
all bad things coming from women start something like this:

you know I was thinking.....

That is so true my friend. Everytime I hear that from my wife I know it is going to cost me. I especially hate it when it starts like this.....

"You know I was watching Oprah and Dr. Phil was on and I was thinking..."

HEY DR PHIL...

**asuna** · 03-07-2003, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by FuqALot

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Funny, yes.

Huh?

**angeleyes** · 03-07-2003, 01:10 PM

WHAT A WOMEN DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR:

"What do you mean?.. It IS fully erect."

**Miss Novette** · 03-07-2003, 02:05 PM

Originally posted by angeleyes
WHAT A WOMEN DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR:

"What do you mean?.. It IS fully erect."

Good one.

How about

"I live in my mom's basement"

If you hear these words, run, don't turn back, just run!

**DamnGoodRatio** · 03-07-2003, 03:51 PM

all except the last one I have said.

sarah_webinc, this may be a little rash, but will you marry me? I think I may be in love, or lust.

**FlyingIguana** · 03-07-2003, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
Words every man fears hearing........

"We have been going out for a while what is our situation? I feel uncertain as to what we have going"

COMMITMENT.......as I run the opposite way

thought it was gonna be 'i'm pregnant'

Words every man fears hearing........

Words every man fears hearing........

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