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  • webgurl
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 7954

    #1

    Tips For Losing Weight

    My Pants Don't Fit anymore, i need to be HOTT for the summer time. Please gimme suggestions !!
  • Joe Sixpack
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2002
    • 3793

    #2
    Stop eating so much!

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    • aztecvision
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 979

      #3
      STOP FUCKING EATING SO MUCH...

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      • FlyingIguana
        aspiring banker
        • Mar 2002
        • 10870

        #4
        burn some calories, watch what you eat. make a plan that you can stick to and do just that.

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        • Tala
          Fucked if I know
          • Dec 2002
          • 23368

          #5
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          • detoxed
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            • Jan 2003
            • 17798

            #6
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            • Kanoealoha
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2002
              • 1261

              #7
              Ignore Joe and aztecvision

              eat those yummy fruits and veggies and exercise...
              a little is more than none...

              Stay away from fad diets, there is only one way to lose weight and keep it off...eating right and exercising. Don't let anyone tell you different

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              • p00p
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                • Dec 2002
                • 5125

                #8
                ECA stack.
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                • aztecvision
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 979

                  #9
                  Originally posted by detoxed
                  Are you a girl? Try my new sperm diet. I'll let you try it out for free.
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                  • galleryseek
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 8234

                    #10
                    low caloric intake, do cardio in the morning before eating. lots of water.

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                    • Gutterboy
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 4751

                      #11
                      Burn more calories through fat burning (LSD - Long Slow Distance) aerobic exercise than you eat. Do weight lifting every other day to tone your muscles. Besides burning calories directly, both forms of exercise raise the metabolism 24x7.

                      Stay away from fad diets, there is only one way to lose weight and keep it off...eating right and exercising. Don't let anyone tell you different
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                      Last edited by Gutterboy; 03-06-2003, 08:50 PM.

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                      • fantasycontent
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 2104

                        #12
                        I know the feeling I noticed i have gained some extra weight It from sitting at the computer all day I tend to mucnh much more....get up and walk away from the machine! I started walking last to try and get back to where i was 175 lbs!!
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                        • Kanoealoha
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                          • Jul 2002
                          • 1261

                          #13
                          Oh! and when you start to gain a little weight after exercising...remember! muscle weighs more than fat...so your clothes WILL fit better...but you'll weigh more...believe me its ok
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                          • p00p
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 5125

                            #14
                            Originally posted by fantasycontent
                            I know the feeling I noticed i have gained some extra weight It from sitting at the computer all day I tend to mucnh much more....get up and walk away from the machine! I started walking last to try and get back to where i was 175 lbs!!
                            Dude, ECA stack. You can sit there and lose weight with no exersize at all!
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                            • Marcus
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                              • Jul 2001
                              • 3472

                              #15
                              im seriously considering lipo. It's supposed to be safe now.
                              I have that last 20 pounds that wont come off.
                              well...25 pounds : )

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                              • KingK7
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 6372

                                #16
                                Go on methamphetamine-binges...
                                Crack will do the trick as well...
                                Think about it, you ever seen a fat crackhead?

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                                • Rochard
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                                  • Dec 2001
                                  • 75764

                                  #17
                                  I cannot believe... That on an adult board such as GFY.... That no one can offer the best advice about losing weight...

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                                  Have sex three times a day. It will burn off those extra pounds quickly.

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                                  • p00p
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 5125

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by KingK7
                                    Go on methamphetamine-binges...
                                    Crack will do the trick as well...
                                    Think about it, you ever seen a fat crackhead?
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                                    • Exxxotica
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 4396

                                      #19
                                      ECA stack??? I think not.

                                      After you quit this new for of speed, you will gain your weight back.

                                      Like anything in life.... avoid the shortcuts. Work is where it's at.

                                      Like most of the people replyed... lower your caloric intake... and increae your exercise. Weight lifting to tone your muscles, and cardio such as running, cycling, walking, swiming, areobics to actually lose the weight.

                                      Im not just blowing smoke out my ass.... I live by this recipe. I have to keep a constant "healthy" weight for the sport I do.

                                      No shortcuts baby!!


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                                      • Lane
                                        Will code for food...
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 8496

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by detoxed
                                        Are you a girl? Try my new sperm diet. I'll let you try it out for free.
                                        seriously there was an article about a woman who did the cum diet.. she didnt eat anything but cum... i lost the url

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                                        • matty
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                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 1328

                                          #21
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                                          • fantasycontent
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                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 2104

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by p00p

                                            Dude, ECA stack. You can sit there and lose weight with no exersize at all!
                                            Well i am starting to walk a few miles a day...i used to run all the time so I am hoping to get back to it once i am able to walk and not feel so winded...the point was get up from your machine once in awhile even walking is better then nothing
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                                            • galleryseek
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                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 8234

                                              #23
                                              yes, avoid shortcuts. all about work.

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                                              • p00p
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                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 5125

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by fantasycontent
                                                Well i am starting to walk a few miles a day...i used to run all the time so I am hoping to get back to it once i am able to walk and not feel so winded...the point was get up from your machine once in awhile even walking is better then nothing
                                                Get a dog, then. You will have a friend for life, and a creature that will force you to walk out of cuteness.
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                                                • Exxxotica
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                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 4396

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by p00p

                                                  Get a dog, then. You will have a friend for life, and a creature that will force you to walk out of cuteness.
                                                  Yes!!! too true!!!


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                                                  • Ace-Ace
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2002
                                                    • 1863

                                                    #26
                                                    Output > Input = Weight Loss

                                                    Exercise more to have more calorie output, eat less to have less calorie input. Drugs will inhance them in a certain way...but that's the basics of it.
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                                                    • galleryseek
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                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 8234

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by p00p

                                                      Get a dog, then. You will have a friend for life, and a creature that will force you to walk out of cuteness.
                                                      lol, in the words of george carlin "When you purchase a pet you're purchasing a tragic disaster cause you know the bastards gonna die before your dead, unless of course your 90 years old and buying a tortus"

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                                                      • Mutt
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 34431

                                                        #28
                                                        depends on how bad you really want to lose weight. If it really matters to you to see the needle on the scale move to the left - chop off a leg. That's gotta be a good 15 pounds there. After that i would proceed carefully, if you chop off the other leg you're going to be rolling around on one of those boards with wheels for the rest of your life. So chop off one of your arms. You'll still be ambulatory, learn to hop good.
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                                                        • Ace-Ace
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                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 1863

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by galleryseek


                                                          lol, in the words of george carlin "When you purchase a pet you're purchasing a tragic disaster cause you know the bastards gonna die before your dead, unless of course your 90 years old and buying a tortus"
                                                          haha, George Carlin is the man
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                                                          • p00p
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2002
                                                            • 5125

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by galleryseek


                                                            lol, in the words of george carlin "When you purchase a pet you're purchasing a tragic disaster cause you know the bastards gonna die before your dead, unless of course your 90 years old and buying a tortus"
                                                            lol, in the words of Alexander Pope " if it be the chief point of friendship to comply with a friend's motions and inclinations, he possesses this in an eminent degree; he lies down when I sit, and walks when I walk, which is more than many good friends can pretend to do."

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                                                            • skrowyenom
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                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 489

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by webgurl
                                                              My Pants Don't Fit anymore, i need to be HOTT for the summer time. Please gimme suggestions !!
                                                              you want ot loose weight??

                                                              ok get a garbage bag!! put it on .!!! then put on a sweat shirt and start fucking running for like 40 minutes daily.. you will loose so much fucking weight, you be on this boarding asking how to gain weight in 1 month!



                                                              ohh yeah and when you finish running for 40 minutes.. you be getting so much fucking sweat off your self, you can take 10-15 shots of your sweat...... fucking nasty shit!

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                                                              • CC
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 1690

                                                                #32
                                                                If you're totally serious, join Weight Watchers and start exercising daily. You'll definitely lose weight.

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                                                                • Dildozer
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                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 7519

                                                                  #33
                                                                  smoke more cigarettes!
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                                                                  • javok
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jun 2001
                                                                    • 710

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Eat this daily: 1 apple, 1 orange, lots of water, 1 banana.

                                                                    And do lots of excercise!

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                                                                    • austinth
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                                                                      • Jul 2002
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                                                                      #35
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                                                                      • skrowyenom
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                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                        • 489

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • fantasycontent
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                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                          • 2104

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by p00p

                                                                          Get a dog, then. You will have a friend for life, and a creature that will force you to walk out of cuteness.
                                                                          Good point I have a rotweiler the problem is he hates to run....dog is as lazier as me lol!!

                                                                          And yeah water is much better the thousand Mt Dews I drink and of course eating right is important!
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                                                                          • JeremySF
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                                                                            • Dec 2002
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                                                                            #38
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                                                                            • Ace-Ace
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                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 1863

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Dildozer
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                                                                              • TheJimmy
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                                                                                • Jan 2001
                                                                                • 10747

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • RedShoe
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                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 14831

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  speaking of fat people I'm gaining about 15 pounds a month, since January.

                                                                                  My Cornnuts/Dr.Pepper/Chewy Chips Ahoy diet isn't going over to well. However I do drink a protien JambaJuice and a Tiger's milk bar probably twice a day.

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                                                                                    #42
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                                                                                    • jollyperv
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                                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                                      • 3927

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Gag yourself and puke it up...bolemia isn't a fucking disease, so don't worry about it.

                                                                                      Or better yet, just shoot some heroin, that'll fix you right up

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                                                                                      • Miss Novette
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                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                        • 230

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Exercise.

                                                                                        I'm finally starting a 20 minute workout every morning with a couple of the other girls in the office. We have all these workout tapes and do a different one every morning before work. It's a lot of fun and helps to clear the mind.

                                                                                        Good luck!

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                                                                                        • digifan
                                                                                          The Profiler
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 14618

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          If you are serious, Herbalife products will work for you. http://www.herbalife.com a 23 yr. old co. and their products are all herbal and natural.

                                                                                          Buy a dog, he/she will walk you on a regular basis, combine it with god sex and you are done

                                                                                          Good luck!
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                                                                                          • bogo
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                                                                                            • Jun 2002
                                                                                            • 1982

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            eat chicken 4-5 times a week(non-fried),and youll drop 15lbs,without working out...

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                                                                                            • digifan
                                                                                              The Profiler
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 14618

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by jollyperv
                                                                                              Gag yourself and puke it up...bolemia isn't a fucking disease, so don't worry about it.

                                                                                              Or better yet, just shoot some heroin, that'll fix you right up
                                                                                              It *is* a disease and you can starve to death and it is due to low self esteem. And must be very disgusting.. imagine going out and kissing your partner who just brought up his/her dinner.. ouch.
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                                                                                              • maxjohan
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                                                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                #48
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                                                                                                • kelly
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                  • 901

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  The base is to reduce your calories, easy tips are to drink lots and lots of water, 1ltr in the am before you get started on your day (it will drive you crazy the first few days then you'll feel crappy when you don't drink it) keep some bottled water by your pc and keep sipping all the time, another goody is to make up a big batch of veggie soup and keep snacking on it rather than high fat/cal snacks, you'll never feel hungry and you'll get lots of good vitamins with it
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                                                                                                  • PeekHoles
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                                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                                    • 1151

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Go here I just did this diet this week. It works I lost 9 pounds in 3 days not bad.

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