MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME OVER THE MOVIE "The Ring"

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  • Wiseman
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    • Jan 2002
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    #1

    MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME OVER THE MOVIE "The Ring"

    OK so has anyone seen this movie yet? THE RING

    I would have to chalk it up to one of the best put together movies I have seen in awhile..
    So I was watching it with my Girlfriend who scares easily with horror flicks.
    Well about 20 minutes into it she is awready barried her head deep behind me in the couch.. See I dont want to give the movie away with this.. But basically after these people watch a movie as soon as it is over the phone rings and a girls voices says "You will die in 7 days" And they do!!!
    Soooo me being the practical prankster that I am Figure I would pull a little funny..
    So I messege my buddy and tell him that at exactly 1:02 call the house with the # blocked and have his chick say... Well you know........
    He didnt even get a chance to say it because as soon as it rang she Screemed and freaked out!! Course I jumped a little to because it was perfect timeing and the movie was FUCKING SCARY!!
    So anyway she answers it cause I tell her cmon its a movie and all a sudden she starts crying and yelling "I dont want to die I dont want to die!!! I dont want to die!!!"
    OHHHHHHH If only I had it on video tape!!!
    So yea!! needless to say I think I may have just cut off my supply to sex for awhile....
    But hey if anyone else wants to play a little funny on their chick this is the ultimate!!!!
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  • BRISK
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    • Feb 2003
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    #2
    I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
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    • Dildozer
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      #3
      KICKASS!!!

      Don't worry she'll feel silly in the morning and give you some
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      • On-top
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        • Aug 2001
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        #4
        That's a good prank...and really cool that you pulled it off. But you could really scare the hell out of a girl like that. LoL.
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        • Chong
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          • Aug 2002
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          #5
          haha great story... shit will come together bro

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          • Wiseman
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            #6
            have you guys seen it!!!
            It is fucking GOOD!!!
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            • applejacks
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              #7
              That sure was a good one.
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              • SpaceAce
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                • Jul 2002
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                #8
                A) That was a hilarious prank
                B) She needs some counseling. It's a MOVIE. I mean, come on, "I don't want to die! I don't want to die!"

                SpaceAce

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                • Wiseman
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                  • Jan 2002
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                  #9
                  Dude it was fucking scary!! Have you seen it?? If not watch it and mes me your #'s I will call ya and do the same thing and see what happens
                  If my buddy was online I would have mes him to tell him not to!!
                  But he wasnt so I figured what the hell.........
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                  • Pornkings
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                    #10
                    LMAO I'm gonna have to try it out
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                    • MiLo
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                      #11
                      the american version? pfft....
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                      • CDSmith
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                        • May 2001
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                        #12
                        I am so torn here. Part of me wants to say "Man, I gotta rent me that movie and try that on some girl"

                        but the OTHER part of me wants to say "Man, are you and your girlfriend like 16?"


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                        • SpaceAce
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
                          Dude it was fucking scary!! Have you seen it?? If not watch it and mes me your #'s I will call ya and do the same thing and see what happens
                          If my buddy was online I would have mes him to tell him not to!!
                          But he wasnt so I figured what the hell.........
                          LOL, I hope you're right. It's been a long time since anything really scared me and I miss the adrenaline rush. I doubt it'll work, though. I don't scare easily except when I _want_ to be scred. I can work myself into a real tremor with the right book

                          SpaceAce

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                          • ilsoph
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                            • Aug 2002
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                            #14
                            my friend still hasn't forgotten about the little pile of rocks i built outside his house after we watched 'blair witch'...

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                            • Wiseman
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                              • Jan 2002
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                              #15
                              Nope not 16!!!
                              And I swear man!!! If you watch it you wont be disapointed!!
                              I think I may just invite a new chick over everynight!!
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                              • Wiseman
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                                #16
                                I dont scare to easily either....
                                And I wasnt like freaking out scared the whole time but fuck it was good!!!
                                Watch it with your chick and YOU wont be disapointed! =)
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                                • lEricPl
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                                  • Dec 2002
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                                  #17
                                  Dude, my girlfriend is the same way.

                                  EVERY TIME she watches a really scary movie she gets caught between fantasy and reality.

                                  Getting weird thoughts in her head after the movie.

                                  I am always telling her "They are ACTORS babe. They go home at night."





                                  Shes 24 FYI.

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                                  • CDSmith
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                                    • May 2001
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
                                    Nope not 16!!!
                                    Okay, 18 then.



                                    Of course, now that I think about it, I have known a few 25 yr olds that would have jumped around in horror like 15 yr olds over a phone call like that.


                                    Sort of reminds me of that old horror show "When a Stranger Calls"...... where there was that child killer that was phoning the babysitter and saying "Have you checked the chill-drenn?"..... I'm telling you, if you knew your girlfreind was babysitting and you phoned her really late after the kids had gone to bed and said that, most girls back then would literally shit their bell-bottoms.


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                                    • Voodoo
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                                      #19
                                      I lost a Gfriend once in a similar situation.

                                      We had a scary movie night, and rented the Exorcist movie series. So, we watched it, and she was all nuzzled into my chest all scared and shit...

                                      So, I thought I would pull a funny....

                                      We went to bed after the movies and she was creeped out... so I said "Everything is ok... Here, check this out..." and I proceeded to make my head spin 720 degrees, and I puked all over her.

                                      She got pissed, and took off. I haven't seen her since.

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                                      • ppk
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                                        #20
                                        I found the movie to be slightly disappointing.

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                                        • twistyneck
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                                          • Jan 2002
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                                          #21
                                          I hate spastic chicks like that. You are better off without her.

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                                          • Joe Sixpack
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                                            • Jul 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
                                            have you guys seen it!!!
                                            It is fucking GOOD!!!
                                            No it's not.

                                            "The Ring" sucked.

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                                            • hybrid
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                                              • Jul 2002
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                                              #23
                                              You know, that could be a new reality niche: Scared Bitches.

                                              Film em freaking the fuck out after a hilarious prank at their expense, and then have make-up sex.

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                                              • PaulSweet
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                                                #24
                                                nice! heh!

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                                                • Miss Novette
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by hybrid
                                                  You know, that could be a new reality niche: Scared Bitches.

                                                  Film em freaking the fuck out after a hilarious prank at their expense, and then have make-up sex.
                                                  That would be a good site to visit. Hope I'm never on it, though!

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                                                  • Fletch XXX
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                                                    #26
                                                    carve new laws to live by into your wall with a knife, but learn to live by them.

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                                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                                      #27
                                                      Commandment #1.

                                                      Perseverance.

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                                                      • 421Fill
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                                                        #28
                                                        hahaha. too funny. We just watched it on DVD the other night and if I woulda pulled a joke like that my g/f woulda punched me. serious. LOLOL

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                                                        • Fletch XXX
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                                                          #29
                                                          Commandment # 2

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                                                          • Fletch XXX
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                                                            #30
                                                            Commandment #3

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                                                            • Fletch XXX
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                                                              #31
                                                              Commandment #4

                                                              Some people commit themselves to grief.

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                                                              • Fletch XXX
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                                                                #32
                                                                Commandment #5

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                                                                • Fletch XXX
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Commandment #6

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                                                                  • CDSmith
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Jeezuz Fletchy, you're in a freaky mood today.



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                                                                    • Fletch XXX
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith

                                                                      I should know better than to click links to lyrics sites..... friggin 500 popups. ERK!
                                                                      yeah , not as bad as font sites at least.

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                                                                      • Fletch XXX
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                        Jeezuz Fletchy, you're in a freaky mood today.

                                                                        Eh, those are some of the most positive songs I could think of. Read the lyrics. Good words.

                                                                        I listen to them daily myself.

                                                                        its almost 11 am, noon comes, beer time.


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                                                                        • KrazieSweets
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                                                                          • Feb 2001
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by THE WISEMAN
                                                                          OK so has anyone seen this movie yet? THE RING

                                                                          I would have to chalk it up to one of the best put together movies I have seen in awhile..
                                                                          So I was watching it with my Girlfriend who scares easily with horror flicks.
                                                                          Well about 20 minutes into it she is awready barried her head deep behind me in the couch.. See I dont want to give the movie away with this.. But basically after these people watch a movie as soon as it is over the phone rings and a girls voices says "You will die in 7 days" And they do!!!
                                                                          Soooo me being the practical prankster that I am Figure I would pull a little funny..
                                                                          So I messege my buddy and tell him that at exactly 1:02 call the house with the # blocked and have his chick say... Well you know........
                                                                          He didnt even get a chance to say it because as soon as it rang she Screemed and freaked out!! Course I jumped a little to because it was perfect timeing and the movie was FUCKING SCARY!!
                                                                          So anyway she answers it cause I tell her cmon its a movie and all a sudden she starts crying and yelling "I dont want to die I dont want to die!!! I dont want to die!!!"
                                                                          OHHHHHHH If only I had it on video tape!!!
                                                                          So yea!! needless to say I think I may have just cut off my supply to sex for awhile....
                                                                          But hey if anyone else wants to play a little funny on their chick this is the ultimate!!!!
                                                                          Classic

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                                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                            yeah , not as bad as font sites at least.
                                                                            Okay you got me there.


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                                                                            • dirtyone
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


                                                                              No it's not.

                                                                              "The Ring" sucked.
                                                                              Imagine that. More negativity.

                                                                              Go on... call him stupid for liking it. You know you want to.

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                                                                              • Jer
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                                                                                • Feb 2001
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                You're a bad mofo !

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                                                                                • gornyhuy
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I loved it... freaked me out, and I don't freak out easily.

                                                                                  The first 30 minutes had me worried that it would be another cliche teen slasher flick, but then it got rolling.


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                                                                                  • priest
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    The Ring was fantastic. So incredibly freaky. The movie got stuck in my head for days after I first say it.

                                                                                    That really creepy music that plays during the video gives me chills. A fellow co-worker was watching it down the hall on his computer. I didn't know this and suddenly I hear that creepy music coming from down the hall and I freaked out.

                                                                                    If you guys like the Ring, well you might find this info about the sequel interesting. Just to clarify, the Ring is based off of a Japanese film called RingU. The Japanese version has a prequel and a sequel:

                                                                                    RingWorld reports that the sequel will NOT have anything to do with the Japanese sequels, and a rough script will be ready by December of this year with an October 2004 release date in mind. Seems that a contact in DreamWorks has confirmed that "meetings have taken place about Ring 2. It looks like Naomi Watts has been in talks to star again, and she is about to sign. She will pull in an estimated $15 million (unconfirmed publicly) for her reprisal of her role, and the child actor will return as her son. No concrete story has been proposed, but Director Gore Verbinski may not return. The writing team will reunite. Spielberg, Wes Craven or Sam Mendes may take over the project"

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                                                                                    • MonkeyMan
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                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 1026

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      The origitnal was better IMO


                                                                                      Ringu.DVDRip.DivX.avi


                                                                                      its a a japanese movie.



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                                                                                      • Wiseman
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        WELL I was right no love last night but she couldnt sleep by her self! MUAHAHAHA So at least I got to snuggle up with her until she passed out.... ANd then I decided I would make it even worse.... =) I went and recorded the clip of the video in the flick onto a vhs tape and pluged it into the vcr in the room... =)

                                                                                        She didnt find that remotely funny at all =(
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                                                                                        • TheFLY
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          I get into movies too -- that's the only way to really enjoy the shit... If the movie is good, takes me a few hours to saunter out of the whole trance... it's kindof fun to feel like you're in that world ever after the movie is over, contemplate the various aspects of the film, get into the heads of the actors or just the whole aura... Take Apocalypse Redux -- you are in a fucking jungle, primal man, survival, blood... this gets at the core of your existance... Fortunately I've never had to kill anyone...

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                                                                                          • Jer
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                                                                                            • Feb 2001
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            When the girl is searching about the Island and for some people on the internet, the address bar shows "C:/WINDOWS/DESKTOP/search (something)...."

                                                                                            My girlfriend saw it and showed me. She's searching in a fucking megacomputer

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                                                                                            • MetaMan
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                                                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              that movie blew,
                                                                                              the preview was better then the movie itself,

                                                                                              only half decent horror flicks are anything written by Steven King

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                                                                                              • Voodoo
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                that movie blew,
                                                                                                the preview was better then the movie itself,

                                                                                                only half decent horror flicks are anything written by Steven King

                                                                                                "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                                                • MetaMan
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2003
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Voodoo
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                                                                                                  • FRANKENSTEIN
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Voodoo
                                                                                                    I fucked her.
                                                                                                    Pieces of flesh

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