Feds looking for Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich thief!

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  • PersianKitty
    Meow Media Inc.
    • Jul 2001
    • 7785

    #1

    Feds looking for Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich thief!

    Our tax dollars at work!

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...len_sandwich_1

    Iowa Passes Stolen Sandwich Case to Feds
    Wed Mar 5,11:55 AM ET
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    DES MOINES, Iowa - A case of a stolen peanut butter sandwich at the Des Moines airport has been turned over to federal authorities.


    That's because only 16 federal security workers had access to the room where the sandwich was taken.

    Christine Woods of Des Moines reported that her sandwich was taken from a break room. Entry to the room is controlled by punching a code into a keypad, police said.

    Police took a report, but suspended the investigation and turned it over to the Transportation Security Administration.

    "By the letter of the law, it is a theft," Lt. David Huberty said. "But sending a detective out to the airport to interview 16 people over a missing sandwich would be, I think, inappropriate use of resources."

    Woods said she was concerned a wallet or purse could be stolen in the future, according to the police report.
  • kenny
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 7245

    #2
    They waste to much time doing dumb shit. I am pissed that the feds busted all those bong people. I thought it was ok to sell bongs aslong as you called them waterpipes. Did those bong people decorate their logo with hemp leafs and openly call them marijuana pipes? I can't find a article with the precise details.
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    • gothweb
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 8849

      #3
      Seems reasonable. Either a federal security worker is a thief and lied about it when asked, or someone else had the keypad code. Worth looking into, if you ask me.

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      • FlyingIguana
        aspiring banker
        • Mar 2002
        • 10870

        #4
        this guy keeps it up he'll be on the fbi's most wanted list

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        • MuleScrote
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 4601

          #5
          Damn it....I work in Des Moines. I think I saw that guy running down the street!!!
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          • pr0
            rockin tha trailerpark
            • May 2001
            • 23088

            #6
            that whore should be hung from a flag pole in public
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            • Rodent
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2001
              • 1462

              #7
              Tax money hard are work I would say
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