A Man Invited A Friend For Supper In His House, And Upon Letting His Wife In On The Plans, She Snears, "What? Are You Crazy? The House Is A Mess, I Didn't Go Shopping, All The Dishes Are Dirty, And I Don't Feel Like Cooking Today!"<br>The Man Replied, "I Know About That Perfectly Well Already."<br>His Wife Became Even Angrier, And Screamed, "Then Why The Hell Did You Invite A Friend For Supper, You No-good Idiot?"<br>The Man Responded, "Because The Poor Fool Is Thinking About Getting Married."
