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Yes, make drugs legal.
Because god knows I want to go to the dentist and have him drilling in my teeth after he's good and loaded on weed.
I want the cop in the intersection directing traffic while he's giggling like a bitch from smoking that shit. Maybe there will be some cool wrecks!
I wanna take a family member to the emergency room after an accident, and have their life hanging in the balance of someone that's good and stoned and busy wolfing down a bag of fucking cheetos.
I wanna have my house burn down when the firemen couldn't find their way here because the driver was too fucked up. It's just weed afterall... totally harmless.
I'm going to recommend to my cpa that he do my taxes this time around after smoking a bag of Maui Wowie.
Let's all get good and HIGH so we can sit around staring at our hands for hours on end! What a great substance! Legalize it NOW! We NEED this stuff! We can all be wasted 24/7 legally! Won't that be fucking cool?!
Stoners are idiots. The funny part is they're too fucked up to realize everyone else is not laughing WITH them, but rather AT them.
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