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  • Juicy D. Links
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    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    How can I get more distance when i ejaculate?

    How can I get more distance when i ejaculate??

    I best i ever did was a girl was stroking my one eyed monster and i shot from my cock to my nipple.

    I want to shoot farther and more accurately any advice or tips?
  • nocostporn
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    • Mar 2002
    • 5228

    #2
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    • lil2rich4u2
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      • Oct 2002
      • 11046

      #3
      nope


      before you blow (like 2-4 seconds) squeeze just below the head, basically stopping it from coming out

      then release and contract muscle, i usually get 4-6 feet
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      • nocostporn
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        • Mar 2002
        • 5228

        #4
        Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
        nope


        before you blow (like 2-4 seconds) squeeze just below the head, basically stopping it from coming out

        then release and contract muscle, i usually get 4-6 feet
        ... I hope you read that somewhere before putting it to the test...better not have been experiment and came up with that
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        • lil2rich4u2
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          • Oct 2002
          • 11046

          #5
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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133978

            #6
            Ask Mr Bukakeeeeeee

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            • BV
              wtf
              • Sep 2001
              • 10914

              #7
              You know you can shoot off hard when it runs out her nose, just keep at it.

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              • Thumbking
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2003
                • 1067

                #8
                Man I can shoot my girl from across the yard, and cover her in it I dunno maybe its just from all the excercise it gets ;)

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                • cherrylula
                  lol
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 15969

                  #9
                  eat calamari

                  i once had a gay boss (guy) tell me this.
                  Last edited by cherrylula; 03-03-2003, 07:11 PM.

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                  • lil2rich4u2
                    ICQ: 175171926
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 11046

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Thumbking
                    Man I can shoot my girl from across the yard, and cover her in it I dunno maybe its just from all the excercise it gets ;)

                    heh so basically you dont get laid?

                    lol
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                    • BRISK
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12240

                      #11
                      You need to hire Peter North as your personal cumshot consultant.
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                      • BVF
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                        • Jan 2002
                        • 13975

                        #12
                        have her stick the tip of her finger up your ass...then right when you cum, have her pull it out....I guarantee you, it will be a monster nut...

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                        • Ironhorse
                          Pixel Pusher
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 7094

                          #13
                          Quick dash and a bit of a jump should do the trick
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                          • Brat
                            Got MIDs?
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1545

                            #14
                            no kidding

                            peter north is nuts..

                            i love distance... nothing hotter than to feel the cum splurt out all out, from my tummy to my neck


                            or my ass to the back of my neck.... hehe

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                            • Rip
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 1456

                              #15
                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                              How can I get more distance when i ejaculate??

                              I best i ever did was a girl was stroking my one eyed monster and i shot from my cock to my nipple.

                              I want to shoot farther and more accurately any advice or tips?
                              Pick it up in your hand and throw it!
                              ...

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                              • Spunky
                                I need a beer
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 133978

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Rip


                                Pick it up in your hand and throw it!
                                Somehow I got this image of a chimp reaching around and grabbing his shit and throwing at people comes to mind

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                                • Marcus
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 3472

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Rip


                                  Pick it up in your hand and throw it!


                                  juicy: taking Zinc will make you shoots thicker loads but dont take too much or it'll become poisonous.

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                                  • sexyclicks
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 3240

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Rip


                                    Pick it up in your hand and throw it!
                                    even better put it in your mouth and spit it

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                                    • AM Jeff
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                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 1320

                                      #19
                                      if you take too much zinc.
                                      can you kill a woman with that?

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                                      • tical
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                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 6504

                                        #20
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                                        • jim manly
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                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 605

                                          #21
                                          Google has all the answers, do a search.

                                          BTW the record is 12 feet.

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                                          • Rip
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2001
                                            • 1456

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by sexyclicks

                                            even better put it in your mouth and spit it
                                            Or even better, get -her- to put it in her mouth, and spit it!
                                            ...

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                                            • Baal
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 696

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                              How can I get more distance when i ejaculate??

                                              I best i ever did was a girl was stroking my one eyed monster and i shot from my cock to my nipple.

                                              I want to shoot farther and more accurately any advice or tips?
                                              Any further and you'd be shooting on your own face... is that your goal?

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                                              • jojojo
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 2318

                                                #24
                                                Jezzus - you guys are rough LOL


                                                Seriously tho Juicy it's simple - if you jerk off for 2 minutes then cum you will get x amount and if you jerk off for an hour and then cum you will get waay more. so bottom line - prolonged periods of very heightened stimulation will increase amount and distance.
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                                                • ElectricGirl
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 33

                                                  #25
                                                  I've been told (by a gay for money porn star) that it's all about the build-up. Keep working to get yourself ALMOST there severalt imes, then go for the distance.

                                                  And, yes... the ol' finger up the ass trick works every time, too.

                                                  Though I can't help but be a smart ass and say.... have your target stand farther away.

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                                                  • BluMedia
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                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 3973

                                                    #26
                                                    Stick something up your ass that will make you shoot farther.
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                                                    • lagwagon
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                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 8464

                                                      #27
                                                      get a running start.

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                                                      • Pointless
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                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 2142

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by lagwagon
                                                        get a running start.

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                                                        • BritishTwinks
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 357

                                                          #29
                                                          Vitamin E and lots of starting and stopping over a long period.

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                                                          • ServerGenius
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                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 9377

                                                            #30
                                                            Eat fried squid also known as Calamari. It does miracles

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                                                            • TIMZIM
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                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 213

                                                              #31
                                                              Stand on a table and you´ll make it right into her eyes !

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                                                              • blazi
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                                                                • Feb 2003
                                                                • 4321

                                                                #32
                                                                there must be some sorta pill or surgery for this! ask jeeves!

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                                                                • TheWatcher
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                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                  • 563

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Potatoes, Calamari, dont whack off for a day or more..

                                                                  Build up to close, then stop.. do again.. 3 or 4 times.. youll blow a large load.
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                                                                  • phogirl69
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                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 3330

                                                                    #34
                                                                    How come guys shoot farther when a girl sticks her finger up his
                                                                    "hole where the sun don't shine?" Do guys really dig this?? My ex would never let me come near his butt because he was scared it would make him "gay" if he liked it too much.
                                                                    The poor guy is in jail now

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                                                                    • BVF
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 13975

                                                                      #35
                                                                      EDIT

                                                                      I shouldn't have said that

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                                                                      • BVF
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                                                                        • Jan 2002
                                                                        • 13975

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by phogirl69
                                                                        How come guys shoot farther when a girl sticks her finger up his
                                                                        "hole where the sun don't shine?" Do guys really dig this?? My ex would never let me come near his butt because he was scared it would make him "gay" if he liked it too much.
                                                                        The poor guy is in jail now
                                                                        the pressure on the prostate...that's the source of where nut is formed...if you hold it down and let it go right when I cum, it makes you cum harder than you ever could normally....

                                                                        Damn I miss that girl.....I ain't done that shit in years....

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                                                                        • Wilbo
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                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 2082

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Stick a water hose up your ass and let it rip right when you're getting ready to blow. ( this would probably work well for constipation also)

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