How do you get the smell out of your chair?

**detoxed** · 11-28-2003, 11:49 PM

You get what you put into it. Dont fart in your new chair.

**Ice** · 11-28-2003, 11:50 PM

Steam clean it or some shit. You can rent a cleaner for nothing and then spray some new smell shit on it

**Gruntled** · 11-29-2003, 12:03 AM

Oh hell no. If you steam the leather, it will dry up and crack. That would put a serious damper on your butt-groove.

Just hit it with a damp rag and some mild dish liquid. (or you could get leather cleaner for a few bucks.)

**Ice** · 11-29-2003, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by Gruntled
Oh hell no. If you steam the leather, it will dry up and crack. That would put a serious damper on your butt-groove.

Just hit it with a damp rag and some mild dish liquid. (or you could get leather cleaner for a few bucks.)

me bad... didn't see the leather part.... Too much Jager tonight

**shermo** · 11-29-2003, 12:13 AM

Buy a new chair and load up on Gas-X

**SomeCreep** · 11-29-2003, 12:19 AM

Ass is a permanent staining smell. You gotta live with it.

**WiredGuy** · 11-29-2003, 12:21 AM

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Ass is a permanent staining smell. You gotta live with it.

**Arousal Design** · 11-29-2003, 12:26 AM

I wonder if febreeze will ruin the leather.

**jaYMan** · 11-29-2003, 01:22 AM

You get what you put into it. Dont fart in your new chair.

LOL

**Rorschach** · 11-29-2003, 01:49 AM

Perhaps you should think about changing your diet... if your farts are bad enough to stink out your chair, it sounds like you have a few intestinal issues.

**kristin** · 11-29-2003, 02:50 AM

Frebreeze, that shit is the best, will get out any smell...open your windows and spray it all over, really airs out a room.

**wyldblyss** · 11-29-2003, 05:43 AM

Take a towel and spray it with Febreeze. Lay the towel, febreeze side down onto the chair. Place ass on chair, repeat a couple times per day until the smell disappears. Once the smell is gone, it wouldn't hurt to do this a couple times a week.

**NoAngel** · 11-29-2003, 06:02 AM

Originally posted by detoxed
You get what you put into it. Dont fart in your new chair.

**myjah** · 11-29-2003, 06:07 AM

those must be some farts to ruin your chair. i think its time to throw it out and start over

**CDSmith** · 11-29-2003, 06:09 AM

Get a fucking washable seat cover for your chair.

And Fabreeze =

**CDSmith** · 11-29-2003, 06:10 AM

Originally posted by myjah
those must be some farts to ruin your chair. i think its time to throw it out and start over

Just imagine what old bus seats are like.

**rooster** · 11-29-2003, 06:13 AM

throw it away. I have a leather chair and fart like crazy, but it dosent smell at all.

**evildick** · 11-29-2003, 06:25 AM

Wash your ass with a wet rag.

**Gemini** · 11-29-2003, 06:38 AM

Check around with a bunch of your local drycleaners... there is a process (totallllly slipping my mind at the moment) that some drycleaners have to process clothes and such that have been in a fire. It removes smoke smells and other nasty stuff.

Not all drycleaners have it obviously, as it takes a room that seals off and they use some sort of static charge or something. But there is at least one in every city usually. Might not work on your chair but its worth the time to call and find out.

Insurance companies LOVE this system. lol

**CDSmith** · 11-29-2003, 06:40 AM

Dude must have some toxic farts.

I recommend total fumigation.

**angelsofporn** · 11-29-2003, 07:01 AM

i've had the same chair for since 98...this thing needs to be taken out and shot...just too damn cheap to get a new one

**jimmyf** · 11-29-2003, 07:12 AM

I had a chair once that I gave away 2 times and threw away 2 times. Went and got it back every time.

Glad the garbage hadn't been picked up.

**CDSmith** · 11-29-2003, 07:23 AM

Seriously, the solution for you people who have aligator ass and a bad case of stank chair...... Amway makes a cleaner called L.O.C. --- liquid organic cleanser...... that's the ticket for sure. Totally environmentally safe, potent yet gentle..... it will kill that gamey stench.

Everybody knows an amway guy. Contact one near you.

**Herb Kornfield** · 11-29-2003, 07:54 AM

Aeron chairs...no seat cushion to retain that azz smell

**foolio** · 11-29-2003, 08:47 AM

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Take a towel and spray it with Febreeze. Lay the towel, febreeze side down onto the chair. Place ass on chair, repeat a couple times per day until the smell disappears. Once the smell is gone, it wouldn't hurt to do this a couple times a week.

lol, i like this idea - if the fabreeze part does not work then the towel can take the brunt of the farts

And dang, some of you swear your farts don't stink, lol.

This is not farting for a few days here, its over a looong period of time. And yes, I was my ass every day, and was it very well.

**evildick** · 11-29-2003, 08:57 AM

OK, I found your answer:

http://www.fartypants.com/fartfilter.html

That should save your chair once you get the stink out of it.

**Steve** · 11-29-2003, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by evildick
OK, I found your answer:

http://www.fartypants.com/fartfilter.html

That should save your chair once you get the stink out of it.

aaaahhhh ahahahahaha

**rabbit** · 11-29-2003, 09:21 AM

hahaha! that's funny... i hear ya though

the rabbit

**Ic3m4nZ** · 11-29-2003, 09:22 AM

Try Axe

How do you get the smell out of your chair?

How do you get the smell out of your chair?

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