Originally posted by Voodoo Let's all go get hired at Burger King, and then not show up for the first day of work.
Who's in?
I think about doing shit like this all the time. Or how about going to interviews and putting your feet on the guys desk and pulling out a flask or a bong.
I think about doing shit like this all the time. Or how about going to interviews and putting your feet on the guys desk and pulling out a flask or a bong.
Funny shit.
Better still, taking out a Big Mac and asking the guy if he wants a bite.
I think about doing shit like this all the time. Or how about going to interviews and putting your feet on the guys desk and pulling out a flask or a bong.
Funny shit.
I was living with a girlfriend right out of high school. She wanted me to change jobs so she was always looking in the paper for the perfect job for me. There was a crappy electronics assembly job at Allied Signal and she basically forced me to go to their little job fair. She actually rode with me to make sure I went.
When we got there, she waited in the car and I went in. I wasn't happy but I was there so I decided to have a little fun. I filled out the application fairly honestly except I wrote down that I was in 'nam for my military experience (I was BORN in 1975) and under "Special Skills" I said that I was able to move large objects using only the power of my mind.
The best part is they hired me. It turned out to be a great job. I was there for a couple of years. I ended up making about $15/hr at 18 years old which was better than any of my friends were doing.
i used to own a fast food franchise (Dunkin Donuts). What a nightmare dealing with the employees. It took years off of my life trying to get kids to even show up for their shifts or care to do a good job. I had to sell after 5 years as I would otherwise have had a massive coronary by now if I kept it.
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