For the "Seinfeld" Fans...

The SOUP NAZI !!

I still love that show

The one with the virgin, and them being the master of their own domain.

"You are a VERY BAD man"

That is a close second for me but it has definetely got to be the SHRINKAGE episode.

Elaine's dancing episode cracks me up...

The Cadillac (Part One and Two)

JERRY: Hey, cable guy's looking for you.

KRAMER: Oh, yeah?

JERRY: Yeah.

KRAMER: Oh. Yeah, I been getting HBO and Showtime for free. See, they just
found out about it, so now they wanna come and take it out.

JERRY: Well, said he was waiting about two hours. Seemed a little put out.

KRAMER: Oh, was he? Was he? I guess the cable man doesn't like to be kept
waiting.

JERRY: You don't seem too bothered by it.

KRAMER: You remember what they did to me ten years ago? "Oh, we'll be there
in the morning between nine and one", or "We'll be there between two and
six"! (quiet anger) And I sat there, hour after hour, without so much as a
phone call. Finally, they show up, no apology, tracking mud all over my nice
clean floors. (malice) Now, they want me to accommodate them. Well, looks
like the shoe's on the other foot, doesn't it?

JERRY: Boy, I've never seen you like this.

KRAMER: Oh, you don't wanna get on my bad side.

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The chase between the fat cable guy and Kramer is a classic.

[Street]

Kramer strolls along the street, carrying a big bag of groceries. He becomes
aware that a vehicle is slowly driving along the road just behind him. Kramer
shifts his load of groceries, so that a shiny baking tray is in a position he
can use it as a mirror. Behind him, he can see the blurry image of a Plaza Cable
truck. Kramer begins to walk faster, then breaks into a run.


[Another Street]

Kramer slows from his run, and looks behind himself. A smile comes to his face,
as he sees the truck is no longer there. He allows himself a little shrug of
satisfaction at having beaten the cable guy. Kramer turns and begins to walk on,
with his groceries, when there is a screech of tyres and the cable truck comes
to a halt in front of him - having taken another route to head him off.

The cable guy gives a 'come here' gesture with his forefinger through the truck
window. Kramer turns and sets off running. He runs into a litter bin, drops his
groceries and falls to the floor. The cable guy climbs from his truck and begins
to advance on Kramer. Kramer picks himself up and, abandoning his groceries,
sets off running again, with the cable guy in pursuit.


[Variety of New York locations]

Kramer runs across a busy thoroughfare, followed, seconds later, by the cable
guy.

Kramer hauls himself over a wall in a park, looks around, and then sets off
running. Moments later, the cable guy struggles over the same wall and sets off
after Kramer.

Kramer runs across an expanse of grass in the park, with the cable guy just a
few yards behind.

Kramer runs across a New York rooftop. He comes to the edge of the roof and
looks for a way across to the next building. Kramer looks worriedly behind him,
for the pursuing cable guy, then down into the gap between buildings. Despite
his worry at the height, he steps back a few paces, takes a run-up, and leaps
across to land on the roof of the next building. Kramer picks himself up and
sets off running again. Behind him, the cable guy comes to the same gap, looks
down at how far he has to fall, and thinks better of attempting the leap.

NICK: (yelling after the fleeing Kramer) I'll get you! I'll get you Kramer! You
won't get away with this!

I just wish they would release a few of the seasons on DVD. That was one of the best shows ever....right behind the Simpsons

HELL YEH!

I like the episode when Kramer get the old number of "Movie Phone" and goes along with it, ha ha ha.

The Puerto Rican Day Parade

"BUCK NAKED" - Remember? George's porno name.

Kenny Roger's Chicken Roaster.

so true...

my fav episode is the "backwards one" when Elaine's friend (Sue-Ellen Mishki) gets married to her ex (Pinter) in India... a true classic!

that is a rare episode, i've only seen it once

i heard it was risky cuz of the flag burning at the end, so it's not aired much... any truth to that?

i still miss Thursday evenings getting together with a few friends and watching new episodes.

I have seen every single episode. I verified this from one of those fans sites that list them all.

Anyone else seen every episode too?

celebrity favorite episodes:


ANDY RICHTER
(Late Night With Conan O'Brien) "Kramer puts a screen door on his apartment and turns into a grumpy old man ['The Serenity Now,' 151]. That episode makes me laugh hardest."


RAY ROMANO
(Everybody Loves Raymond) "The one where George reverses whatever his instinct is because nothing ever works ['The Opposite,' 82]. It was super-neurotic and hit a level of loserdom I can relate to."


STEVEN BOCHCO
(exec producer, NYPD Blue) "An episode called 'pig boy' or something ['The Bris,' 66]. It was just the wackiest thing I've ever seen. I wrote Larry David a note the next day. I think he's a genius."


RICHARD BELZER
(Homicide: Life on the Street) "'The Contest [49],' with 'master of my domain.' Larry David and I started [in stand-up] together, and that's based on a true story he did with some friends."


LEILA KENZLE
(Mad About You) "'The Contest.' I never laughed so hard as when Kramer came in and said, 'I'm out!'"

DAN CORTESE
(Veronica's Closet) "The one I was on ['The Stall,' 73]. I'm also partial to the Manssiere. ['The Doorman,' 98]."


MARCIA GAY HARDEN
(Desperate Measures) "Good naked and bad naked." ("The Apology," 157)


STEPHEN BALDWIN
(The Usual Suspects) "Kramer makes meals in the shower." ("The Apology")


DANIEL ROEBUCK
(U.S. Marshals) "Jerry wants to play with a girl's toys ['The Merv Griffin Show,' 154]. I'm a collector, and I never let people touch my toys."


JAMES L. BROOKS
(director, As Good as It Gets) "I think my favorite's going to be the last."


BENJAMIN BRATT
(Law & Order) " 'Master of my domain.' I can relate."

JON STEWART
(The Larry Sanders Show) "Kramer bastes himself in butter, and Newman thinks he's a turkey." (''The Butter Shave," 149)


DAMON WAYANS
(Damon) "The one about a girl with a Chinese name who wasn't Chinese." ("The Chinese Woman," 86)


FRAN DRESCHER
(The Nanny) "When Jerry asks Elaine to find out whether this woman has implants." ("The Implant,'' 57)


BEN STILLER
(Flirting With Disaster) "The one with my dad [Jerry Stiller] and the marble rye bread ['The Rye,' 115]. Janeane Garofalo loves it--when she's happy, I'm happy."


CASPER VAN DIEN
(Starship Troopers) "The one where his girlfriend's name rhymes with a female, um, body part. I guess that's the nicest way to put it." ("The Junior Mint," 58)

MEL BROOKS
"I love them all, but the Soup Nazi is very special. I've never been to the [real] guy, I've been afraid ever since that episode."


LARRY KING
"The Soup Nazi is my favorite character. I'd give him his own series."


KATHY NAJIMY
(Veronica's Closet) "When George helps Jerry buy a car to make sure he doesn't get screwed ['The Dealership,' 159]. That is so my sister that I screamed and almost peed in my pants."


JOELY FISHER
(Ellen) "'The Puffy Shirt [63]' and the Kenny Rogers chicken episode ['The Chicken Roaster,' 134]. I think they're outrageous when they take something too far."


MINNIE DRIVER
(Good Will Hunting) "When Elaine dreams about sleeping with all three guys ['The Slicer,' 155]-- they should be so lucky!"


LISA RINNA
(Melrose Place) "I like the masturbation one. That says a lot about me."

ESTELLE GETTY
(The Golden Girls) "The one in Florida, when Jerry gets the pen ['The Pen,' 20]. You have to be Jewish and you have to be my age to understand how funny that is."


JOHN PANKOW
(Mad About You) "I don't know if I have a favorite. I just know I'm going to miss Michael Richards' entrances. I'm thinking of asking him to stop over once a month or so, just to walk in the door."


MICHELLE PHILLIPS
(Beverly Hills, 90210) "Oh, my God, I can't pick one. It's just a part of my daily rou- tine--watch the news, watch Seinfeld.''


CRAIG KILBORN
(The Daily Show) "'The Chinese Restaurant' [16]. That's when the show was truly about nothing--different and idiosyncratic."


DENNIS FRANZ
"The wallet one, when George's wallet is exploding ['The Reverse Peephole']. Week after week, I relate to that show."

TOM SELLECK
(The Closer) "The one where Jerry can't remember the girl's name."


DAVID PAYMER
(Get Shorty) "George gets a massage from a man and...it moved." ("The Note,'' 18)


KIM FIELDS
(Living Single) "When Elaine has Kramer take her Christmas pictures and her nipple was showing ['The Pick,' 51]. Absolutely hilarious."


COLIN QUINN
(Saturday Night Live) "The one where George had sex in his parents' bed and they find out ['The Cigar Store Indian,' 71]. Just this horrible moment in a painful relationship."


COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH
(Ally McBeal) "When Kramer turns his peephole around -- that sounds almost dirty, doesn't it?" ("The Reverse Peephole," 160)


GREG KINNEAR
(As Good as It Gets) "The one when Kramer runs for the head of Mr. Seinfeld's condominium board." ("The Wizard," 163)

GEOFFREY RUSH
(Shine) "I'm trying to think of a definitive moment that captures the show. I think being lost in the parking lot ['The Parking Garage,' 23] is emblematic of a show that's presumably about nothing, and yet it's about everything."


FRENCH STEWART
(3rd Rock From the Sun) "When they're stuck in the parking lot. Also when they gave Jerry the lie detector test to see if he's seen Melrose Place ['The Beard,' 96]. A classic."


PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON
(director, Boogie Nights) "The one with Philip Baker Hall ['The Library,' 22], because Hall is the greatest American ever."


MARGARET CHO
(Face/Off)''Elaine reveals to Jerry that she never had an orgasm with him." ('The Mango,' 62)

"The Contest"

I have seen every episode at least twice. I love it when George's Dad yells at Elaine in the police station....They do need to release that show on DVD...

Hahaha I love seinfeld

One of my all time favs is the Maid to Order episode. The greatest thing about seinfeld are the HALARIOUS oneliners

Kramer "I'm at the corner of first and first..... wait a minute, how can the same street intersect itself?!?! IM AT THE NEXUS OF THE UNIVERSE"

another favorite of mine is when the guy stays with Elaine to run in a marathon and Jerry asks him why he missed the olympics

WHY SEPERATE KNOB WHY?!?!?!?

There are many others, me and my friends like to spit out great oneliners to make each other laugh.

Watch Curb Your Enthusiam on showcase either Wednesday or Thursday, another great show by Larry David

I've seen every one of them and I still watch the reruns on tivo every day. I really have an addiction.

I have too many favorites to list. I love the one where Kramer gets a job.

one of my favorite quotes was when Georg was at the coffee shop relating his story at rescusing the whale in the ocean that had Kramers golf ball wedged in his stout. -
"The seas were angry that day my friends - like an old man giving back soup at a deli"

STOP SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!

the episode where george stops having sex and becomes smart

Damn... I want to see the very last season of Seinfield...

tired of the same re-runs...!

My favorite was the "Kramerica" episode when Kramer gets an intern from NYU business school - a classic!

marble rye all the way!

I love "The Note" when George gets a massage from the studly tall guy wearing tight white jeans!

I like em all, but some that stand out for me are:


Kramer and Newman go into that can+bottle-collecting business.


Kramer decides to stop accepting his mail.


The episode where Elaine wants to order from a chinese restaraunt that doesn't deliver to her side of the block, so she sets up a fake residence inside a janitor's closet in the building across the street and has them deliver there.


The "shrinkage" episode, where George get's his revenge on the girl for laughing at him by putting lobster in her scrambled eggs.



Damn, there's too many to list.

I don't think I've ever seen a bad one.

Soup Nazi is great.

The shrinkage is a classic.

Assman the license plate episode.

Too many to list......

For any fellow Brits out there who where starved of Seinfeld at the best of times, Larry Davids (Seinfeld co-creater) new show Curb Your Enthusiasm started on Wednesday on BBC4. Just watched the repeat and I'm hooked!!

The one where George starts to do the opposite of everything he's always done and it works out for the better! lol

Yeah, I watched all 3 seasons of Curb your enthusiasm. The show rocks! Larry David is hilarious. Can't wait for season 4

Absolutely the Soup Nazi where he gets his when Elaine finds his recipees. Im luck as I get to watch it 4 times a day when im on my computer.

I must add im still disappointed in the final episode.