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  • venturi
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 386

    #1

    Captain Kirk - Caption Conquest

    From one of my favorite cheezie StarTrek episodes...

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  • BruceM
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 4084

    #2
    Holy Giant Dildo Batman!
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    • venturi
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2001
      • 386

      #3
      "Bones, Really! I actually pick up girls with this!"
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      • Damian_Maxcash
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2002
        • 12745

        #4
        Dildo?? Have you seen the size of that turd behind him?

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        • Damian_Maxcash
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2002
          • 12745

          #5
          "Beam me down that lube, this things going where no man has gone before"

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          • smack
            Push Porn Like Weight.
            • Mar 2002
            • 10652

            #6
            "yeah my other dildo was too big, i brought the travel size one instead."
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            • Mishi
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              • Feb 2002
              • 1054

              #7
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              • venturi
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2001
                • 386

                #8
                Dear... God... If I had had......... This....... I'd have never lost..... Carolyn!
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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  "Spock.... you..... can't be.... serious. You.... want me to do... what.... with this?
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • Damian_Maxcash
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 12745

                    #10
                    "Bones, Its the worst case of Klingon Genital Warts I have ever seen"

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                    • Damian_Maxcash
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 12745

                      #11
                      Guy in the background:

                      "So captain, I see you've met your new cell-mate"

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                      • OzKaNoz
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 1834

                        #12
                        "Spock here! Now Go Fuck Yourself!"

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                        • Triple 6
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 5394

                          #13
                          Originally posted by venturi
                          From one of my favorite cheezie StarTrek episodes...

                          After taking the cock from the rock man behind him, Cpt. Kirk looks to where the exit is for his daring escape.
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                          • Rochard
                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                            • Dec 2001
                            • 75769

                            #14
                            Did I see the party goat in there anywhere?
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                            • BruceM
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 4084

                              #15
                              Originally posted by damian2001
                              "Beam me down that lube, this things going where no man has gone before"

                              That one's a winner!
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                              • MetaMan
                                I AM WEB 2.0
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 28682

                                #16
                                " the aliens are really more advanced "

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                                • thesexattic
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 256

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by venturi
                                  From one of my favorite cheezie StarTrek episodes...

                                  Fuck the wrath of Kahn....wait til they get the wrath of cock!
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                                  • KRL
                                    Entrepreneur
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 31429

                                    #18
                                    Aurura's gonna love this
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                                    • The Porn Dude
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 369

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                      "Spock.... you..... can't be.... serious. You.... want me to do... what.... with this?
                                      LMFAO
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                                      • Torn Rose
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 752

                                        #20


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                                        • NoCarrier
                                          We need more free porn
                                          • Mar 2002
                                          • 16356

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by The Porn Dude


                                          LMFAO


                                          Yeah, that's Spock's Cock also named:

                                          SCOCK

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