my sextoys arrest in airport! (no joke)

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  • vegasdude
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 3649
    #1

    my sextoys arrest in airport! (no joke)

    First of,

    Thanks to sextoyking for the toys (gfy contest)

    hehe just a lil' problem...

    called up from airport/fedex this morning that my two packets was held hostage by customs and asked If I wanted to recieve the packet... told a long story about packets from outside, EU, drugs etc. etc.!

    they will be released on bail monday for me to pick up

    When the man asked if I wanted to recieve the two packets (after his long story) I just plain told him!

    I want my fucking sextoys....

    heh thanks for toys mate and for making me cry out of laughing!

    never ever have I been woken up in a more funny way!

    Vegas
    Last edited by vegasdude; 02-27-2003, 01:13 AM.
    Did you fucking talk to me??!
    Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"
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    • AaronM
      GFY Royality ;)
      • Oct 2001
      • 46917
      #2
      Originally posted by vegasdude
      never ever have I been woken up in a more funny way!

      Vegas

      Just wait till your woman finds the toys and decides to wake you up with her new strap on!

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        • adamneve
          LIVING LA VITA LOCA
          • Oct 2002
          • 13333
          #3
          Originally posted by AaronM



          Just wait till your woman finds the toys and decides to wake you up with her new strap on!
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            • vegasdude
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 3649
              #4
              lol AaronM I hope not!

              but im still laughing at the man calling and told a long story about it could be drugs and stuff...

              when i told him the word sextoys he got all silent..
              Did you fucking talk to me??!
              Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                • sextoyking
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 6034
                  #5
                  Hi Vegas,


                  Glad your toys arrived safe! I don't think I have heard that one before from Fedex / Customs.

                  We ship world wide every day of the week..

                  peace

                  Todd
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                    • vegasdude
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2001
                      • 3649
                      #6
                      Todd,

                      he must be new hehe!

                      but funny I must say.. first of I was sure it was you making them set me up for a joke...
                      Did you fucking talk to me??!
                      Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                        • sextoyking
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 6034
                          #7
                          Vegas,

                          that would of been a funny joke
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                            • AaronM
                              GFY Royality ;)
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 46917
                              #8
                              Originally posted by sextoyking
                              Hi Vegas,


                              Glad your toys arrived safe! I don't think I have heard that one before from Fedex / Customs.

                              We ship world wide every day of the week..

                              peace

                              Todd

                              So...Did you send him a strap on? Enquiring minds what to know.....

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                                • vegasdude
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 3649
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by AaronM



                                  So...Did you send him a strap on? Enquiring minds what to know.....
                                  nope but there is this anal dildo of glass
                                  Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                  Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                    • AaronM
                                      GFY Royality ;)
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 46917
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by vegasdude


                                      nope but there is this anal dildo of glass

                                      Well...Have fun with that. I hope he sent you some lube too.

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                                        • vegasdude
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 3649
                                          #11
                                          Hmmm AaronM never tried that.... WAIT don't lure me into something painful!
                                          Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                          Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                            • greenlab
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 252
                                              #12
                                              Usualy Fedex service sucks big time in Europe....

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                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 40077
                                                  #13
                                                  where in Europe are you? The packages I've had from Todd (hey there are some bonuses working for this company<g>) have all made it through UK customs without trouble.


                                                  oh, and the strapon made it through just fine too.

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                                                    • vegasdude
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 3649
                                                      #14
                                                      denmark sarah...

                                                      strange but probally a one time accident or new employee..heh!

                                                      now lets talk about these glass dildos I have.....from monday....

                                                      care to play ?
                                                      Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                      Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                        • Sarah_Jayne
                                                          Now with more Jayne
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 40077
                                                          #15
                                                          lol, even I don't have one of the glass dildos..I hear they are top class

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                                                            • Voodoo
                                                              ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 10600
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by vegasdude
                                                              Todd,

                                                              he must be new hehe!

                                                              but funny I must say.. first of I was sure it was you making them set me up for a joke...
                                                              He probably opened the box, and played with them on himself for a while.

                                                              "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                • Interlude
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 1147
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor but every once in a while.....it's a dildo! Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article `A dildo' never `Your dildo.'

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                                                                    • vegasdude
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 3649
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Interlude
                                                                      Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor but every once in a while.....it's a dildo! Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article `A dildo' never `Your dildo.'
                                                                      Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                      Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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