The Horror of Blimps.

**Dawgy** · 02-26-2003, 10:03 AM

OMFG that is the funniest thing ive read in a long time.

**The Porn Dude** · 02-26-2003, 10:07 AM

That was freaking hilarious

**chupacabra** · 02-26-2003, 10:07 AM

heh, nice..

**Dildozer** · 02-26-2003, 10:12 AM

hahaha Great story!
That guy's a good narrator

**alias** · 02-26-2003, 10:15 AM

that is classic

**chodadog** · 02-26-2003, 10:38 AM

And here i was thinking nobody would be anywhere near as amused as I.

**CDSmith** · 02-26-2003, 10:43 AM

I must have a blimp.

And damn that scylla can write.

**Tanker** · 02-26-2003, 11:51 AM

I almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard

Tanker

**chodadog** · 02-26-2003, 09:13 PM

I can't find any local store that sells blimps.

**d0se** · 02-26-2003, 09:21 PM

they sell them here

**BigFrog** · 02-26-2003, 09:26 PM

that was great

**lightswitch** · 02-26-2003, 10:57 PM

Funny shit,

Saw on TechTV today some comany is making a submarine thats liek those zip zap cars.

Kayla, think you should attach one of your cams to a blimp.

**nofx** · 02-26-2003, 11:07 PM

makes one want to get one :}

**bhutocracy** · 02-26-2003, 11:18 PM

ahaha my shirt looks like the shroud of turin from wiping my eyes after laugh-crying lol..

**HeadPimp** · 02-26-2003, 11:19 PM

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have read in a long time... I needed a laugh, I don't get many things sent my way these days that actually do that...

**chodadog** · 02-27-2003, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by d0se
they sell them here

Thank you good sir.

**monkeyknifefight** · 02-27-2003, 04:02 AM

rofl@!
now that was some funny shit

**jojojo** · 02-27-2003, 04:19 AM

great writing - made me laugh hard at 5am

**Daen** · 02-27-2003, 04:47 AM

?At this point it is important to know that my house has central heating. I have it configured to blow hot air out on the ground floor and take it in at the second floor to take advantage of the fact that heat rises.?

This suggests the weather was cold because they were sleeping with the heating system on.

?It's trajectory took it straight into the ceiling fan which whipped it about the room at terrifying velocity.?

This suggests the weather was hot because they were sleeping under an operating ceiling fan.

**Jakke PNG** · 02-27-2003, 05:01 AM

Originally posted by Daen
?At this point it is important to know that my house has central heating. I have it configured to blow hot air out on the ground floor and take it in at the second floor to take advantage of the fact that heat rises.?

This suggests the weather was cold because they were sleeping with the heating system on.

?It's trajectory took it straight into the ceiling fan which whipped it about the room at terrifying velocity.?

This suggests the weather was hot because they were sleeping under an operating ceiling fan.

....and there's a huge government conspiracy against you too.

**shawcutie** · 02-27-2003, 05:07 AM

That is great

**Babaganoosh** · 02-27-2003, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by Daen
?At this point it is important to know that my house has central heating. I have it configured to blow hot air out on the ground floor and take it in at the second floor to take advantage of the fact that heat rises.?

This suggests the weather was cold because they were sleeping with the heating system on.

?It's trajectory took it straight into the ceiling fan which whipped it about the room at terrifying velocity.?

This suggests the weather was hot because they were sleeping under an operating ceiling fan.

Actually, a lot of people use the ceiling fan in the winter. Most fans have a switch that controls the blade rotation direction. One setting is appropriate for winter, the other for summer. A fan can pull the warmer air down from the ceiling.

**Planet Bob** · 02-27-2003, 06:28 AM

Priceless

The Horror of Blimps.

The Horror of Blimps.

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