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  • MetaMan
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    • Jan 2003
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    #1

    Fav simpsons episode!?

    the cartoon has been out for 13+ years gotta be at least a few faves!

    Whats your favorite simpsons episode!?
  • MetaMan
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    #2
    i like the one where Homer has a pet lobster named Pinchy,

    they even give it lobster toughening lessons from the Captain guy.

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    • NetRodent
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      • Jan 2002
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      Like a genuine,
      Bona fide,
      Electrified,
      Six-car
      Monorail!
      What'd I say?

      Ned Flanders: Monorail!

      Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

      Patty+Selma: Monorail!

      Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail!

      [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]

      Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...

      Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.

      Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend?

      Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

      Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs?

      Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.

      Abe: Were you sent here by the devil?

      Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

      Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can.

      Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.

      I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
      Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

      All: Monorail!

      Lyle Lanley: What's it called?

      All: Monorail!

      Lyle Lanley: Once again...

      All: Monorail!

      Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...

      Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

      All: Monorail!
      Monorail!
      Monorail!

      [big finish]

      Monorail!

      Homer: Mono... D'oh!
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      • Shooter
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        #4
        Either the one where Lisa becomes a hockey player or the Hank Scorpio episode (his evil boss when they move to that planned city).

        Pretty much anything from seasons 6-10 is great.

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        • NoCarrier
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          #5
          You can't beat the "Treehouse of horrors - Halloween Specials".

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          • MetaMan
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            #6
            Originally posted by Shooter
            Either the one where Lisa becomes a hockey player or the Hank Scorpio episode (his evil boss when they move to that planned city).

            Pretty much anything from seasons 6-10 is great.
            haha the Scorpio one was classic,
            Homer unknowingly throws the grenade as he sadly walks out missing all the fire round him.



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            • psyko514
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              #7
              I love the one where he becomes obese to go on disability

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              • bhutocracy
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                #8
                Originally posted by MetaMan


                haha the Scorpio one was classic,
                Homer unknowingly throws the grenade as he sadly walks out missing all the fire round him.



                did anyone else think that Scorpio was from the "brotherhood of nod"?? aahhh.. C&C..

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                • kronic
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                  #9
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                  • MetaMan
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by psyko514
                    I love the one where he becomes obese to go on disability




                    and he goes to the overweight clothing store and hes like ill take the skirt (i forget the exact name of those fat people dresses).

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                    • Shooter
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by MetaMan


                      haha the Scorpio one was classic,
                      Homer unknowingly throws the grenade as he sadly walks out missing all the fire round him.



                      Yeh, the part where he tackled James Bond trying to escape was great too.

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                      • psyko514
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by MetaMan
                        and he goes to the overweight clothing store and hes like ill take the skirt (i forget the exact name of those fat people dresses).
                        "I don't want to look like a freak! Just gimme the mumu"

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                        • MetaMan
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Shooter


                          Yeh, the part where he tackled James Bond trying to escape was great too.

                          heh

                          and when Homer meets his employees he has to do nothing they are all like yep already done sir, no problem sir

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                          • MetaMan
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by psyko514


                            "I don't want to look like a freak! Just gimme the mumu"


                            THATS IT!

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                            • Shooter
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                              #15
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                              • The Porn Dude
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                                #16
                                Scorpio was a classic but my favorite was when homer bought a hand gun. He was using to open everything including his beer

                                "Hey hey, you need to wait 5 days before you can have your gun"

                                "DOOOH but I'm angry now"

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                                • Mr.Teen
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                                  #17
                                  HA, The best simpsons episode is when Homer got that pet monkey to bring him beer and food, and by the end of the episode it was drinking and eating. lol, anyone remember that one?
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                                  • MetaMan
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by The Porn Dude
                                    Scorpio was a classic but my favorite was when homer bought a hand gun. He was using to open everything including his beer

                                    "Hey hey, you need to wait 5 days before you can have your gun"

                                    "DOOOH but I'm angry now"



                                    he hides it in the vegtable part of the fridge,
                                    he like i never though anyone would find it in there.

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                                    • Shooter
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                                      #19
                                      Homer! You told me you got rid of your gun!

                                      But Marge, I never thought you would find it. Honest!

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                                      • SENSEX
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                                        #20
                                        Best episode, Homer on medisinal marjuana!

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                                        • MetaMan
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by SENSEX
                                          Best episode, Homer on medisinal marjuana!
                                          never seen that one heard bout it,

                                          whats happened?

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                                          • Gman.357
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                                            #22
                                            I don't recall the name of the episode, but it's the one where Homer eats the world's hottest chili, and it's made with peppers that are so hot they actually fry his brain, and he runs off like he's insane and has some kind of peyote-like hallucinations.


                                            Ouch.

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                                            • Dildozer
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                                              #23
                                              I love the one where he changes his name to MAX POWER
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                                              • The Porn Dude
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                                                #24
                                                Another one I love was when Homer sued the captain over all you can eat.

                                                "ARGH it's bottomless Pete. Come for the freak stay for the food."
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                                                • psyko514
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Dildozer
                                                  I love the one where he changes his name to MAX POWER
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                                                  • nofx
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                                                    #26
                                                    when homer eats the psychedelic chilli at the contest and trips out

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                                                    • Froey Twe
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                                                      #27
                                                      i like the one where HOmer tripp's out on hott chilly!
                                                      fucking funny doh! lol

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                                                      • Froey Twe
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Froey Twe
                                                        i like the one where HOmer tripp's out on hott chilly!
                                                        fucking funny doh! lol
                                                        haha shit i didnt even read to the end, we like the same one.
                                                        I also like this years Halloween special, when he makes like 20 clones of him self!

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                                                        • bhutocracy
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                                                          #29
                                                          the guatemalan insanity peppers one was awesome.

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                                                          • MetaMan
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by bhutocracy
                                                            the guatemalan insanity peppers one was awesome.
                                                            the dog is the best in this episode by far!

                                                            `o and how he puts wax in his mouth HAHA!

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                                                            • badmunchkin
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                                                              #31
                                                              I like the one where he tries to convince Flanders to be more spontaneous & they both go out to Vegas, get drunk & end up being married to 2 callgirls... Also, the recent episode where Marge got a boob job was good.

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                                                              • Torn Rose
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                                                                #32
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                                                                Scorpio was a close second.



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                                                                • cybermike
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  The classic one was where the germans buy out the power plant and homer day dreams about the land of chocolate...

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                                                                  • Mutt
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    i like the one where the guy who is the father is really lazy and stupid and is eating donuts and when the little boy goes like 'cowabunga dude' or something like this. that is the best shows.

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                                                                    • Lev
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      My fav is the episode when homer gets that monkey, that supposedly is for helping him, but they end up drinking beer and eating donuts together, funny episode

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                                                                      • fuct
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • BruceM
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          What about the one when Homer had a toaster I think, and every time he pushed the switch, it changed to a different dimension. Then at one point he mentions something about donuts, and she says "what's a donut?" and he freaks out and pushes the toaster again. After he leaves, it starts raining donuts outside.
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                                                                          • MetaMan
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            i used to never missed an episode,
                                                                            now ive probly missed an entire season!

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                                                                            • StacyCat
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Lisa becomes a Vegetarian!

                                                                              "Its just a little airborne, its still good, its still good!"

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                                                                              • thesexattic
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Being a dedicated Simpsons loser....housing the first 227 episodes on tape all on first run and being a simpsons trivia stud: my favorite episodes

                                                                                1. John Waters guest Appearance - Homer's Phobia
                                                                                2. Krusty Gets Kancelled
                                                                                3. 22 Short films about Springfield


                                                                                Other classics:

                                                                                Homerpalooza
                                                                                Monorail
                                                                                Cape Fear

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                                                                                • HowlingWulf
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  The episode where homer starts challenging everyone to a duel and has to flee to the country where he grows tomato/tobacco hybrid crops which everyone becomes addicted to...

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                                                                                  • TDF
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    tomacco!
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                                                                                    • FlasherX
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Those are some good ones! LOL just thinking about them.

                                                                                      How about the one Lisa finds the angle skeleton. That was a fuckin' funny one

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                                                                                      • thesexattic
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        ......and don't forget when Michael Jackson and Dusitn Hoffman were on.....also classic
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                                                                                        • TDF
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                                                                                          #45
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                                                                                          • lilmia
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            my fave is the one where homer starts his own company, and oddly enough, bill gates comes and ruins it.

                                                                                            woohoo!

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                                                                                            • .:Frog:.
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I love the Simpsons, though the last 1-2 seasons have been real shitty.

                                                                                              3 favs:
                                                                                              - Barney takes homers car and leaves it in NY city.

                                                                                              - The one where Bush Senior moves to Springfield.

                                                                                              - Franks Grimes
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                                                                                              • ronin
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                                                                                                #48
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