What do you think people would say about you, if you karked it today? What would you want them to say? Let's see some people write their own epitaphs.
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Shh.Originally posted by punkworld
You seem to be in a rather depressed mood today.
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"open other end"Comment
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Originally posted by bhutocracy
or "open other end"
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"Waiting for my 48 minute massage"Strong Bad Rocks!Comment
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"Loved the cock"Comment
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Actually...
Loved by many...
Known by no one
I hope you guys get it..
hehe its oh so deepStrong Bad Rocks!Comment
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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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Originally posted by gothweb
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Somehow, I knew most of these would be jokes. Not that I mind, of course. Anyone else want to step up to the plate with a real one? And tell us if its what you think people will say, or what you want them to.
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mine was real...Originally posted by gothweb
Somehow, I knew most of these would be jokes. Not that I mind, of course. Anyone else want to step up to the plate with a real one? And tell us if its what you think people will say, or what you want them to.
the massage thing was a joke between me and the bf...
he owed me a hour massage and so far I got 12 minutes of it...
as for the Loved by many
Known by no one...
that would be the, no one truly knew who I was...
I don't know...I think I kind of will get stuck with whats on it when its all over...Strong Bad Rocks!Comment
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I saw that you made a real one. Well done.
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Hehe actually in my family we have this joke that my brother's tombstone takes up about the whole family lot, so we really only get our names and a arrow pointing to our decaying limped lump of fleshOriginally posted by gothweb
I saw that you made a real one. Well done.
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Now thats the sort of gallows humor I appreciate.Originally posted by Kanoealoha
Hehe actually in my family we have this joke that my brother's tombstone takes up about the whole family lot, so we really only get our names and a arrow pointing to our decaying limped lump of fleshComment
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Nothing like morbid humour.
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I'm very, very serious.
then again if I have a slow death.. say from cancer I will no doubt sculpt something fairly significant (as in big, ergo overshadowing a gravestone joke).. probably in bronze using the wax reduction technique. I am undecided whether to go for big and egotistical like these awesome lion and lioness tomb covers I once saw, or some form of giegeresque dragon, or integrate some form of weirdness into it, say solar power, for glowing eyes at night or some form of rudimentary engine.Comment
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Gotta be something that won't blend in. Like a taco, or a VW logo.
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I was thinking kitsch like a statue with a solar powered bubble blower.. but you'd also want to avoid complaints.. I don't know. plus deal with vandals...Originally posted by gothweb
Gotta be something that won't blend in. Like a taco, or a VW logo.Comment
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I'd love a motion detector that turned a statures eyes or head.Comment
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fuck yeah.. nothing creepier than a statue opening it's eyes when you walk past.Comment
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"See you at the next turn of the wheel"
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Perfect.Originally posted by bhutocracy
fuck yeah.. nothing creepier than a statue opening it's eyes when you walk past.
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"Welcome to HELL!"
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For the world is hollow
and I have touched the sky.
either that or:
I already spent the kids' inheritance.
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Jim Morrison is over there ---------------->
but only if i'm buried in Le Pere Lachaise Paris, FranceAre you down with Sin?
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hahah failing being in Le Pere Lachaise,
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They wont find enough of me to bury.
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Not mine, but a good one...
"I tried to make my mark, but my name was writ in water."
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