Rugby World Cup

I think England will actually win this game. I wouldn't have thought so if it wasn't Australia they were playing. Australia peaked in the Semi Final. I seriously doubt they'll be able to maintain that level of performance. We still haven't seen England really put it all together yet, but i think they will in the final. Singing a very different tune than i was at the start of the world cup, but i reckon England will win this game. I don't want either team to win. Bastards. lol.

i hope australia wins.

I hope Australia wins.

I think The Wallabies will win for 3 reasons:

#1 They appear to have peaked at the right end of the tournament.

#2 After kicking All Black butt, they now BELIEVE they can win.

#3 They are playing at home in Australia.

Final score?

Australia 28 Johnny 21

England are a one man team.

Only one team will win and I think it will be the one who gets the most points :-)

I really really really really really really hope Australia wins !!!

errrrm 6 - 0

Hogwash. Johnny Wilkinson wouldn't have the oppurtunity to do what he does if it wasn't for the good work of the English forward pack. Robinson can change a came in an instant. Their back line is excellent. They play to win. They don't care what it looks like.

Not to fond of the English, are we?

Dayum!!

Lost my own bet!!

I bet myself I wouldn't go out tonite that it would take 10 minutes for someone to jump on that line !!

It only took 4 minutes!!

Thanks Dog - I bet myself I wouldn't go out tonight, but now I can !!!

australia to win 300-0

Win to England. Score line of around...hmmm....36 to 21 to England.

One man team remarks are always funny and show a huge lack of understanding of the basics of the game.

hopefully we would beat the pack of retards by more than that. i guess id be sufficiently happy with that score though. no matter what the score its going to be mass celebrations. the streets are going to be fuckin raging with drunken aussie songs.

will be a great night out im sure.... heading to adrenalin... always a good dedicated crowd there

Come on England!

Go Engerrrrland! Kick the crap out of them with those kangaroo boots! Bye Bye Skippy.

Its one man everyone wants in their team so who cares :-)

Swing Low Sweet.....

Engerrrrrlllanddddddd

Australia must win

It'll definitely be a fantastic game, but I'm sure England will win. Yes, Johnny is our star player, but that doesn't mean the rest of the team are shit !!!
Those that say we are only a one man team, like Tipsy replied "Have no understanding of the game"

And its about time we beat the Australians at something anyway Bring on the carnage !!!!!!!!

Yeah well, we suck ball's...

Not so much that, just know that like everything else they do, if they win , we'll never hear the fucking end of it...

wheres the usa rugby team?


swing low..... come on engerland!

Aint that the truth. We taught the world cricket and nearly the whole lot became better than us. I'm sure when we shipped all the crims out we also shippid a big chunk of the gene pool with the cricket gene in

Only one team to win this and it's not the Wannabies!

England are head and shoulders above the Aussies and saturday when we lift the world cup on convict soil the Aussies will be running for the exits in humiliation!

ENN--GGGEEERRR--LLLAANNND 48 WANNABIES 14

All gonna be too easy.

Engerrrrland all the way baby. The best rugby team in the world for the last 2 years.

And by the way, it is not our fault that all of the Celts are shite at sport. Perhaps if there were less of them talking about it on our tv and more playing they would be a bit better

rugby banter



J Wilkinson goes to heaven - Peter is at the gates and says to Johnny you can come in if you pick up that ball and run with it for 20 yards - Johnny replies "Me run with the ball, you must be joking."

Englands training this morning was called to a halt when a suspicious white substance was found on the training pitch. Upon inspection it turned out to be the try line.

A bloke walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a England rugby jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed! You'll have to leave." The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game." After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning him that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game. The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal. Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins walking up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the dog do if they score a try?" The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years."

THE seven dwarfs went off to work in the mine one day, while Snow White stayed at home to do their housework and cook lunch. However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she discovered a cave-in. Tearfully she called out: "Hello? Is anyone there? Can you hear me?" A voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: "Australia will win the World Cup." "Thank God!", said Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive."


Q: WHAT do you call 15 Australians watching the World Cup rugby finals?
A: The Wallabies.



An elderly Australian man is wandering on the beach at Manly, trying desperately to avoid all the English rugby fans when he suddenly spots something shiny, half-buried in the sand. He stoops to pick it up and it turns out to be an ancient-looking oil lamp.

He starts to rub it and .......POOF, a genie appears. "I am the genie of the lamp and will grant you one of two wishes" says the bearded, turbanned one. The man replies "One of two? I thought it was three wishes??!" "Cutbacks I'm afraid" says the genie.

The Aussie thinks long & hard and comes up with...... "Well, my daughter moved to Tasmania many years back and I've always wanted to visit but I'm terrified of travelling over water ? planes and boats fill me with dread. If you could build a bridge from here to Tasmania then I could drive there!" to which the Genie replies.... "Well, mate, I could, but don't you think thats' a terrible waste of natural resources? Think of all the concrete, tarmac & steelwork involved in building a bridge thousands of miles long, the effect on the eco-system and so on." The Aussie reconsiders....... "Right then, I'm a big rugby fan, how about you make sure that the Wallabies beat the English to win the World Cup on Saturday" There's a moment's pause before the genie says.... "Did you want dual carriageway or three-lane motorway to Tasmania?"



An Australian school teacher explains to her class that she is a Wallabies fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Wallabies fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Wallabies fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Wallabies fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an England fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you an England fan?" "Because my mum is an England fan, and my dad is an England fan, so I'm an England fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be an England fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Wallabies fan."

We are going to win. So all you England Haters!

ahahaha, amen.

Australia has to win

should be good game. I think Australia will win, because when it comes to big matches England don't know how

There's going to be only one song you'll be able to here in the streets of Sydney, "Swing low, Sweet Chariot...............", acompanied by a sea of white English supporters.

'Comon ENGLAND

and to all you england haters

i personnally think it wll be a low scoring game unlike you guys have posted, i think more like Oz 15 dea. England 7

aussies baby! woooooooooooo. god im fired up

I tried watching a game before and I was just fucken lost the whole time.

Maybe it's not looking so good gor the brits

- In 1991 Australia lost their No.8 and best forward Tim Gavin to injury on the eve of the World Cup.
- In 2003 Australia lost their No.8 and best forward Toutai Kefu to
injury on the eve of the World Cup

- In 1991 Australia was coached by a former Randwick forward who never played for Australia
- In 2003 Australia was coached by a former Randwick forward who never played for Australia

- In 1991 Australia won a crucial match against Ireland by 1 point
- In 2003 Australia won a crucial match against Ireland by 1 point

- In 1991 Australia upset the All Blacks in the semi-final
- In 2003 Australia upset the All Blacks in the semi-final

- In 1991 England won their semi-final without scoring a try
- In 2003 England won their semi-final without scoring a try

- In 1991 Australia was captained by a halfback
- In 2003 Australia was captained by a halfback

- In 1991 the Australian starting XV had 9 players playing for or
originating from NSW
- In 2003 the Australian starting XV had 9 players playing for or
originating from NSW

- In 1991 Australia defeated England in the final
- In 2003 ???????????????????????????????

Even external events are ominous:
- In 1991 a President Bush declared war on Iraq
- In 2003 a President Bush declared war on Iraq

- In 1991 Penrith won the rugby league grand final
- In 2003 Penrith won the rugby league grand final

hmmmm
i cant be bothered reading that. no need to anyway. no miracle needed here. how hard can it be to beat a bunch of pommies??

for sure mate

Australia has it in the bag ;)

Go you good thing

I take it you haven't watched much rugby for the past couple of years?

I'm in Aus ... and I say .... England all the way! They deserve to win this.

And remember Australia is the team that did a victory lap in the semi-final. They had their big game.

Oh yeah ... if Australia wins by a field goal or superior penalty kicks then you watch them change their tune! If england wins the same way ............... ;)

england havent won nothing since i think 1969 or something correct me if im wrong about the year but it has been a very long time

and the wallabies have peaked at the right time of the competion, unlike england who cant seem play any good in big games

We are talking about Rugby Union aren't we ?

yeh

i'll make a deal with you....you win a World Cup and then we will let you talk about it a lot

u poms ownt fuckin wins hsit
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WALLBEIS BA
BNABY


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TO OGOOD FOR JOHNNNA FAGINKSON hahaha

The Aussies are not going to get anywhere near England. We are superior is every department and I see a convincing 20+ point victory.


EN-Ger-Land!

all the UK folks getting an early Friday night or just staying up all night ?