what d'you name your penis?
i call mine bobby, do not know the fuck why.
used to be called moby but got a new gf
used to be called moby but got a new gf
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Originally posted by Paraskass
i call mine bobby, do not know the fuck why.
used to be called moby but got a new gf
Yeah you have to rename him after each GF.. otherwise it's cheating. -
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I let my gf name my purple headed yogurt slinger...The previous name was pokey, but I'm going to have to keep his current name private. I usually just call him "wee man". There's a reason I'm a webmaster and not a model!
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Originally posted by shermsshack
I let my gf name my purple headed yogurt slinger...The previous name was pokey, but I'm going to have to keep his current name private. I usually just call him "wee man". There's a reason I'm a webmaster and not a model!
Wee Man... can it bend in half and slap itself on the head.
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Take it in your hand, Mrs. Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound
It's got hair on it's head like a turkey
and it spits when you rub it up and down
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My cock is named "Paraskass"Comment
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A Rabbi named it and a priest abused it
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Hey! You stole my cock name, wtfOriginally posted by DearAbby
My cock is named "Paraskass"
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My first wife was Latin and named him "Pedro". Go figure.
My second wife changed his name to "Bobo". Go figure.
Haven't met my 3rd wife yet, so I'm looking forward to seeing what she plans on naming him.
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Originally posted by EscortBiz
A Rabbi named it and a priest abused it
I hope you're seeking counseling for that.
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Curious George was his name until my old girlfriend used the name so much it has lost all meaning.Comment
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Key .. I have the key to unlock my girlfriend's genie.. we rarely use key covers, but always use genie stuffers.
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that's a classic...Originally posted by shermsshack
purple headed yogurt slinger...
I once heard of a dick being called a
"blue veined junket pumper"Comment
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