You wake up from a hard night of drinking with your penis stuck in the end of a Tizer bottle ??
Don't you hate it when...
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Better to wake up with your penis stuck in the end of a bottle, than a bottle stuck in the end of your penis.Originally posted by JayJay
You wake up from a hard night of drinking with your penis stuck in the end of a Tizer bottle ??"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
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irks me every time ;-PComment
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Tizer? I don't think I've seen that beverage/liquor in my area. What the hell is it?Originally posted by JayJay
You wake up from a hard night of drinking with your penis stuck in the end of a Tizer bottle ??
here's something for your dick..i'm sure it's chafed and raw.
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