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  • MarcWomack
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 529

    #1

    Consumption Junction.com's New Ad

    In an effort to appease those offended by our previous ad, we hired a consultant to design a new ad. The results are in and we're certain that no one will be offended:

    Regards,
    MarcWomack.com
    Internet Advertising & Outsourcing Consultant
  • SquarePants
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 408

    #2
    That's even worse!!!
    I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
    - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.

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    • picindex
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 1038

      #3
      Good Content:

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      • asuna
        Confirmed User
        • May 2002
        • 8743

        #4
        I'm allergic to cats, take that shit off

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        • greentea
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 6580

          #5
          Much better! and 3 *** from me
          blunts

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          • CDSmith
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • May 2001
            • 51460

            #6
            But, you then sold that kitten to a Chinese restaraunt, right?


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            • greentea
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 6580

              #7
              Ted Hickman from prohosters would approve. hahaha
              blunts

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              • Mr.Teen
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2003
                • 800

                #8
                Originally posted by ConsumptionJunction
                In an effort to appease those offended by our previous ad, we hired a consultant to design a new ad. The results are in and we're certain that no one will be offended:

                That should be ted from prohosters ad.
                <img src="http://dn5.com/Dead12.gif">

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                • bauhaus
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2001
                  • 773

                  #9
                  Now thats the youngest PUSSY I have seen on this board...please for all our sakes take that shit off unless you have a verified (with photo ID that pussy looks YOUNG) Model Release form
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                  • greentea
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 6580

                    #10
                    Actually better yet why not put the cat tosser ted hickman in the ad?
                    blunts

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                    • SquarePants
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 408

                      #11
                      Originally posted by greentea
                      Actually better yet why not put that ted hickman in the ad? Ted the cat tosser hickman
                      I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
                      - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943.

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                      • lagwagon
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 8464

                        #12


                        thats great.

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                        • eroswebmaster
                          March 1st, 2003
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 20295

                          #13
                          who cares about politically correct? I don't.

                          I still don't think the first ad was funny at all?

                          Not because it was offensive, the only offensive thing about it was the lack of witty text.
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                          • Rick Latona
                            The Best Ideas Start Here
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 6037

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                            But, you then sold that kitten to a Chinese restaraunt, right?


                            RIGHT???
                            CDSmith - This could be arranged. Do you have a particular restaurant in mind?
                            Regards,

                            Rick Latona
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                            • PersianKitty
                              Meow Media Inc.
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7785

                              #15
                              arrrgghhh


                              kitty porn!

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                              • Dawgy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 5856

                                #16
                                you used a cat but not a dog too

                                you dog-hater.

                                the revolution is coming.

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                                • xxxjay
                                  Tube groupie.
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 13482

                                  #17
                                  Rick / Mark don't cave in for these pussies - the original CJ add was the BOMB - fuck all of you pussy asses that got offended

                                  if you are even posting on a PORN MESSAGE BOARD named GOD FUCK YOURSELF - you should check your moral sensablities at the futha' fuckin' door

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                                  • darnit
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 2439

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                    arrrgghhh


                                    kitty porn!
                                    damm pk ya beat me to it!

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                                    • Yo Adrian
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Apr 2002
                                      • 6326

                                      #19
                                      LOL
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                                      • HungSolo
                                        Registered User
                                        • Dec 2002
                                        • 582

                                        #20
                                        spam

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                                        • StacyCat
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2002
                                          • 1167

                                          #21
                                          Aww, thats the poor kitty from the "God kills a kitten poster!" You cat killer!

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                                          • Kimmykim
                                            bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 16015

                                            #22
                                            Is that a bonsai kitty by any chance ;)

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                                            • Rick Latona
                                              The Best Ideas Start Here
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 6037

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Kimmykim
                                              Is that a bonsai kitty by any chance ;)

                                              Yes. That would be the famous Bonzai Kitten. Kudos for noticing, Kim.
                                              Regards,

                                              Rick Latona
                                              http://latonas.com

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                                              • PerfectionGirls
                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                • Oct 2002
                                                • 4484

                                                #24
                                                Smatt Asses! haha
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                                                • Kimmykim
                                                  bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 16015

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Rick Latona



                                                  Yes. That would be the famous Bonzai Kitten. Kudos for noticing, Kim.
                                                  That's me, always watching what the other guy's up to ;)

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                                                  • Pipecrew
                                                    Master of Gfy.com
                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                    • 14888

                                                    #26
                                                    How do i get off this consumption junction ad email list? Sorta tired of getting them

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                                                    • CDSmith
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Pipecrew
                                                      How do i get off this consumption junction ad email list? Sorta tired of getting them
                                                      Rick --- send his to me from now on, I like getting CJ mails and I never seemed to have gotten these last few.



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                                                      • pr0
                                                        rockin tha trailerpark
                                                        • May 2001
                                                        • 23088

                                                        #28
                                                        the CJ guys fucking rock
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                                                        • OY
                                                          Industry Pioneer
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 5401

                                                          #29
                                                          Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... Kitten!

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                                                          • MetaMan
                                                            I AM WEB 2.0
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 28682

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Rick Latona


                                                            CDSmith - This could be arranged. Do you have a particular restaurant in mind?
                                                            haha here in calgary we have a swiss chalet next to a pet hospital,

                                                            that aint chicken!

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                                                            • Sappy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 460

                                                              #31
                                                              I think the first ad was fine. Sure it was offensive, but isn't that part of CJ's whole pitch?

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                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 51460

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                haha here in calgary we have a swiss chalet next to a pet hospital,

                                                                that aint chicken!
                                                                Ya? Here in Winnipeg we have a donut shop next to a police station.


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