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  • ItBurnsWhenIpee
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 1288

    #1

    OK, Google is officially insane

    After going through multiple revisions of my ad with their Adwords thing, where they kept denying words and saying they weren't getting high enough clickthroughs, I told them I was fed up and wanted to cancel my account.

    They offered to look at my ad and suggest exactly what to do. I copied and pasted the descriptions that they gave me and used the keywords they suggested.

    2 hours later I get an e-mail saying my ad was declined because I used the word "horny" in the description.

    THAT'S THE GODDAMN DESCRIPTION THEY TOLD ME TO USE! I COPIED AND PASTED IT!!!!!

    Adwords is becoming a fucking joke!
  • Wizzo
    2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
    • Nov 2000
    • 15224

    #2
    Indeed... Adwords is a sorry excuse for PPC SE traffic....
    Looking for Opportunity!

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    • Dawgy
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 5856

      #3
      it took me over 2 weeks to get an ad there, and once i was up, the ads in front of me weren't even relevant (linking tawnee stone to an ARS pornstar site) but they refused to do anything about it, because the splash page "says tawnee stone"...

      not a good experience with them
      the revolution is coming.

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      • Dildozer
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 7519

        #4
        I never have any trouble with the ads. I got horny pulled on me once, i changed the word and it was fine. 2 weeks my ass, adwords is fuckin easy
        Spam link here

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        • Vox
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 2710

          #5
          I got an ad pulled for putting "come jerk off" in my description.
          Social profile assassination for hire

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          • Dawgy
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 5856

            #6
            Originally posted by Dildozer
            I never have any trouble with the ads. I got horny pulled on me once, i changed the word and it was fine. 2 weeks my ass, adwords is fuckin easy
            well maybe they just like you. they denied every ad i tried to post for 2 weeks. ive never even tried again they pissed me off so bad.
            the revolution is coming.

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            • EscortBiz
              Fuck Checks, CASH only!
              • May 2002
              • 19422

              #7
              Did you know you cannot advertise Guns etc. with adwords?

              A friend of mine runs a very large legit. gun business and they wont allow him to advertise.

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              • cali_22
                Confirmed User
                • Oct 2002
                • 2330

                #8
                I got banned for life with my offensive domain name

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                • Interlude
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 1147

                  #9
                  Haven't had a problem with them aside from deletion of low-clickthrough keywords, which I think is absurd considering odder searches tend to be more productive traffic.

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                  • asuna
                    Confirmed User
                    • May 2002
                    • 8743

                    #10
                    so double anal creampie won't be allowed?

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                    • AOLGuy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 1261

                      #11
                      I stopped fucking with them. I was having to change shit every 30 minutes.

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                      • greentea
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 6580

                        #12
                        Originally posted by EscortBiz
                        Did you know you cannot advertise Guns etc. with adwords?

                        A friend of mine runs a very large legit. gun business and they wont allow him to advertise.
                        Nor any type of tobacco products or roll your own, papers, blunts etc

                        thats stupid
                        blunts

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                        • Dveron
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 2794

                          #13
                          I've had zero problems with adwords and they have worked great for me so far with roughly a 2% average CTR.

                          It's all about writing good copy
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                          • Eugene_K
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 87

                            #14
                            Google AdWords is: fast and fruitful.
                            AdRevolver - adult ad management and tracking.
                            BP4L !

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                            • ItBurnsWhenIpee
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 1288

                              #15
                              I think my favorite part is how no matter how many e-mails you get from the Google Adwords team, you're never quite sure if it's a standard template response or if it was written for you specifically.

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                              • slapass
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 14625

                                #16
                                Overture is worse and I was so fed up with findwhat they responded with a phone call today to find out the issue was. Finwhat was cool so that is all resolved but overture I think I am done with. They rejected 30 of 32 submits.

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