Why do we like cheese that reeks of feet?

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  • Gutterboy
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2002
    • 4751

    #1

    Why do we like cheese that reeks of feet?

    I walked into my bedroom just now and it reeked of dirty feet. I looked for dirty shoes.. none.. maybe a pair of running socks I'd left lying around.. nothing.. then I notice an open can of Parmesan cheese from last nights pizza sitting on my dresser.

    So this is my drunk ass musing for the night.. why the fuck do we eat something that reeks of marinated foot sweat?
  • 421Fill
    So Fucking Banned
    • Nov 2001
    • 20659

    #2

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    • bhutocracy
      Not making A Comeback
      • Dec 2001
      • 10218

      #3
      I don't get it.. I never thought permasan smelt bad.. I actually quite like it... hate feet smell.. like parmasan smell.

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      • rooster
        Confirmed User
        • Jan 2003
        • 2384

        #4
        cheese is like pussy. If it smells really bad, you shouldnt be eating it.
        Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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        • LiveDose
          Show Yer Tits!
          • Feb 2002
          • 25792

          #5
          It's the other way around... Your feet reek of cheese...

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          • LukieD
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2001
            • 927

            #6
            mmmmmmm cheese

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            • CDSmith
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • May 2001
              • 51460

              #7
              Parmesan became too hard to pronounce when I'm drunk, so I just call it "smelly feet cheese" now. The waitresses all know what I mean.
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              • Jakke PNG
                ex-TeenGodFather
                • Nov 2001
                • 20306

                #8
                My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
                Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.
                ..and I'm off.

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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                  My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
                  Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.
                  You ever try grating some of that smegma up and mounding it on a pizza?
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                  • Rocky
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 3022

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                    My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
                    Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.
                    cheese balls

                    Are you down with Sin?

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                    • galleryseek
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 8234

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                      My nuts REALLY smell like cheese most of the time.
                      Since I'm usually not wearing pants, my chair also smells like cheese. It's fun.
                      have you ever beat off excessively and was too tired to clean up and ya wake up the next morning and scratch urself and smell ur hand. its quite an experience.

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                      • Gutterboy
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 4751

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CDSmith
                        You ever try grating some of that smegma up and mounding it on a pizza?
                        Damn that was nasty.

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                        • CDSmith
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • May 2001
                          • 51460

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Gutterboy
                          Damn that was nasty.
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                          • Jakke PNG
                            ex-TeenGodFather
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 20306

                            #14
                            Originally posted by galleryseek


                            have you ever beat off excessively and was too tired to clean up and ya wake up the next morning and scratch urself and smell ur hand. its quite an experience.
                            No. I'm afraid I haven't. But I have a lot of cottage cheese under my foreskin, tastes cheesy.
                            ..and I'm off.

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                            • ripe with decay
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 66

                              #15
                              We're all attracted to primal smells at the most basic level.

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                              • Rocky
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 3022

                                #16
                                *sniffing armpit...what?...sniffing again*

                                Are you down with Sin?

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                                • Jakke PNG
                                  ex-TeenGodFather
                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 20306

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Rocky
                                  *sniffing armpit...what?...sniffing again*

                                  I've been ill for a week or so. I have taken showers, but I don't bother putting on any deodorant.. so my armpits smell... stingy. It really stings when I smell them. It's fun.
                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                  • CDSmith
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 51460

                                    #18
                                    TGF is a fungi.
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                                    • Jakke PNG
                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                      • Nov 2001
                                      • 20306

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      TGF is a fungi.
                                      Yes. My feet are starting to have roots.
                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                      • Raph
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2003
                                        • 439

                                        #20
                                        It's exactly the same thing that produces the odor with the feet or the cheese... bacterias

                                        It's kinda gross, I just try not to think about it when I eat some nasty smelling cheese.
                                        Raph

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                                        • Herb Kornfield
                                          Is on the 1
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 4996

                                          #21
                                          Cheese kicks asss!!!!!

                                          Smoked Gouda is the shizzat

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                                          • ThunderBalls
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 2926

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by TeenGodFather


                                            No. I'm afraid I haven't. But I have a lot of cottage cheese under my foreskin, tastes cheesy.

                                            Ya know, I was hungry up until this. You would make a very effective weight loss counseler.

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