Why The Fuck Are Michael Jacksons Kids Wearing Masks

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  • robfantasy
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2002
    • 6445

    #1

    Why The Fuck Are Michael Jacksons Kids Wearing Masks

    and are white with blonde hair. what a wacko
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  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    To protect them from Pedophiles...and kidnappers

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    • pr0
      rockin tha trailerpark
      • May 2001
      • 23088

      #3
      is it possible that he has sooo much money, he got some experimental gene therapy to turn him into a white man, with white dna?
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      • dnsmonster
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 634

        #4
        the hair is bleached, look at the roots
        I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

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        • JennyFromTheBlock
          Registered User
          • Dec 2002
          • 95

          #5
          I am a big fan of the chin cleft, hes got a good Capt. America chin

          HA HA he just said sculpt and mold but it wasn't about his face

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          • Raph
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 439

            #6
            Originally posted by robfantasy
            and are white with blonde hair. what a wacko

            he stole them, that's why
            Raph

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            • Monique Niccole
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 5653

              #7
              So he can start their mask fetish at an early age

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              • robfantasy
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2002
                • 6445

                #8
                Originally posted by JennyFromTheBlock
                I am a big fan of the chin cleft, hes got a good Capt. America chin

                HA HA he just said sculpt and mold but it wasn't about his face

                damn i didnt know Jennifer Lopez is a porn webmaster. Where the fuck have i been?
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                • robfantasy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 6445

                  #9
                  Why the fuck is Michael Jackson's kid having a seizure with a scarf over his head
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                  • JennyFromTheBlock
                    Registered User
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 95

                    #10
                    Originally posted by robfantasy


                    damn i didnt know Jennifer Lopez is a porn webmaster. Where the fuck have i been?
                    Jlo is everywhere she even won six figures on the superbowl
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                    • Vox
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 2710

                      #11
                      Those kid are so white, there is no way that Michael sperm was used to produce them.
                      Social profile assassination for hire

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                      • Raph
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 439

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JennyFromTheBlock


                        Jlo is everywhere she even won six figures on the superbowl

                        now that is one hell of a bet

                        how the hell can you bet 250k on a football game ? I know she has a lot of moolah, but damn ..
                        Raph

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                        • FuzzBuzz
                          Registered User
                          • May 2001
                          • 95

                          #13
                          damn right

                          did u see him with the little baby, fucking hell

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                          • natas
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2002
                            • 3377

                            #14
                            got this on email today. hey, they might not be true, but wtf

                            He once asked Elizabeth Taylor to marry him and "be his queen". Despite his offer of a diamond necklace of twin monkeys with matching monkey earrings, she refused.

                            Instead of hair, he has a wig based on a plastic membrane which exactly fits his skull.

                            Bubbles is dead, not "living in an animal sanctuary". To add insult to injury, Michael's sister LaToya has been making porn, using the stage name of... Bubbles.

                            He used to keep his weight down with loads of self-administered enemas... which led to him having to wear a tampon up his bum to control embarrassing leakage.

                            A 17-year-old boy in France committed suicide because his mother wouldn't let him have plastic surgery to look like Michael Jackson.

                            Cutlery and crockery used by Michael Jackson's children is sterilised and thrown away immediately after use.

                            Michael Jackson and Adam Ant were extremely close "phone friends" in the 80s - they used to ring each other regularly to talk about costumes and dancing.

                            During the 90s it was alleged that the monkeys at the Neverland ranch were trained to masturbate when Jacko gave them a special signal.

                            Michael's brother Jermaine named his son Jermajesty.

                            In the 80s, Michael Jackson and Freddie Mercury did three songs
                            together. However Freddie was "fired" when Jacko caught him snorting coke in his bathroom.


                            The porn one and the freddie merc one made me laugh anyway

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                            • hornycash
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 2336

                              #15
                              why does jacko have kids??

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                              • Dawgy
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 5856

                                #16
                                Originally posted by hornycash
                                why does jacko have kids??
                                needed a boy or two that wouldnt tell.
                                the revolution is coming.

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                                • Raph
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 439

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by hornycash
                                  why does jacko have kids??
                                  the devil had to find his way back somehow
                                  Raph

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