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you play the sims? fag.Originally posted by MetaformX
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i gotta get me some of that booty action
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fuck!! i was about to kill someone, i thougth it was true.. lolComment
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I always say, having 2 cocks is always better than 1Originally posted by Captain Evil
you play the sims? fag.Comment
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herpes time
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no, I made sure they all wore a condom. Im no foolOriginally posted by asuna
herpes timeComment
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I even did anal with one of the girls. and these werent just any regular girls, they were perfect 9's and 10'sComment
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Originally posted by MetaformX
I even did anal with one of the girls. and these werent just any regular girls, they were perfect 9's and 10's
I don't even think that's possible in the game :pRaphComment
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ummm...yeah????
Can you not find a real date to tell us about. Make sure that you clean your keyboard.Comment
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girls wearing condoms? are you sure they were girls?Originally posted by MetaformX
no, I made sure they all wore a condom. Im no foolComment
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Kimmy, you know what I mean. Why do you gotta play word games honeypie?Originally posted by Kimmykim
girls wearing condoms? are you sure they were girls?Comment
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are you a girl? I live a couple states from you. Lets hook up for a date on the sims. Ill give you great sexOriginally posted by PiTaAnGeL
ummm...yeah????
Can you not find a real date to tell us about. Make sure that you clean your keyboard.Comment
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Dork.Cheers,
XBizMatt
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i luv u too Matt.Originally posted by XBizMatt
Dork.Comment
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One of the condoms did slip off, with the 3rd girl, and she old me later she was on her period, so hopefully there wont be any little MetaformX's running around next yearComment
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I believe on another thread a hot babe named Kiko_wu called you a 'Melvin'......... tell me Metaform, speakie Klingon?Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
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yes- i am a girl
yes- i live in arizona
no- wouldnt date you (not on the sims and not in real life)cause your idea of sex is pushing some buttons on the keyboard. let me tell you i am NOT a key board and my turn on's are not the sounds of my computer turning on in the morning or the sound my key board makes when i type. thanks for the offer though.Comment
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CD, I believe in total honesty, so I must admit that me and kiko have had a sexual relashionship in sims on 2 occaisons about a year ago. I am still paying for it now(in child support)Originally posted by CDSmith
I believe on another thread a hot babe named Kiko_wu called you a 'Melvin'......... tell me Metaform, speakie Klingon?Comment
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I've actually had 4 girls in one night.....Real live ones tooComment
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hey, im confused a bit, are you Sly? I remmeber that Sly video for boneprone when he put icy hot on his shaved nuts, and you look like the exact same guy.Originally posted by Eric's Nuts
I've actually had 4 girls in one night.....Real live ones tooComment
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I dont need the sims for that.Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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well, my left eye was shut out about 5 years ago in a hunting accident, and both my testicles had to be removed at 19 due to a rare form of testicular cancer. I am a virgin still, although I did once experiment with my cousin 2 years ago, but there was no penetration, so I think I am still a virgin.Originally posted by grumpy
I dont need the sims for that.
My mom did arrange for me to have sex with a prostitue last year, but the prostitue refused to touch me, so that didnt work out. the bitch even kept the $50 because she said she deserved the money for coming all the way down to our house.Comment
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is that suppose to be funny?? its actually really sad.Comment
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Gotta say... The Sims is the most pitiful and overrated PC game to hit the hands of nerdy gamers.
Putting on the money hat
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thought that too .. but since I have no clue if it's true or not .. I didn't risk a commentOriginally posted by PiTaAnGeL
is that suppose to be funny?? its actually really sad.RaphComment
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aren't female condoms on the market?Originally posted by Kimmykim
girls wearing condoms? are you sure they were girls?Comment
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I'm waiting for Hardcore Sims to come out.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
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LMAO--- dude i feel for you, you will never be able to experiance the wonderful feeling of having an orgasm--- sucks to be you!Comment
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hey, just because im not perfect, doesnt mean you have to make fun of my disabilities.Originally posted by PiTaAnGeL
is that suppose to be funny?? its actually really sad.
people just me witout even knowing me. yes, I have 1 eye only and no testicles, but I can offer girls alot. I have a great personality, and I also have a good relashionship with all females around me like my mother and sister, and that means I would make a good mate. They say you judge a man by his relashionship with his mother.Comment
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are you a female? if you are, lets play sims. You won't believe how good I am with a keyboard. I can show you what a real man is.Originally posted by PiTaAnGeL
LMAO--- dude i feel for you, you will never be able to experiance the wonderful feeling of having an orgasm--- sucks to be you!
if you dont have the game, I an burrow money from my mom and even buy you the game and send it to you. what do you say?Comment
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YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM! WTFComment
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so? i am only 31. why do you have to say it like that like im commiting a crime or something? i dont see what the big deal is.Originally posted by PiTaAnGeL
YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM! WTFComment
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only 31???? what was i thinking. i moved out when i was 18. was i too young??? does your mom still pick out your clothes?? what about the girls that you can date on the sims?Comment
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I agreeOriginally posted by Captain Evil
you play the sims? fag.
Sims are for queers. ONLY fags and people in boyscout clothes.
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okay, i feel some hostility from you, but that is okay, because you are a girl and i rarely talk to girls, so i will respond to you.Originally posted by PiTaAnGeL
only 31???? what was i thinking. i moved out when i was 18. was i too young??? does your mom still pick out your clothes?? what about the girls that you can date on the sims?
no, my mom doesnt pick out my clothes. i dont go out much because i dont like people, but when i do go out, i pick out my own clothes. i have some gerbeau jeans from a few years ago that i love wearing, because it makes me look like i still have balls.
as to the girls i date and have sex with on sims, no, she has no control over that. i pick the girls myself, and i dont need her approval.Comment
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I truly believe that all webmasters live with their moms.Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!
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hey, dont knock it till you try it. i am a player on sims, and am the most popular person in my city. i have sex with at least 1 girl per night, so dont hate the player, hate the gameOriginally posted by whee
I agree
Sims are for queers. ONLY fags and people in boyscout clothes.
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i think i am going to have to stop because i fell guilty for laughing. so sorry about your situation and good luck. say hi to mom will ya?Comment
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Nope, i'm Eric from ericsnuts.com. I work with the drunkdollars guysOriginally posted by MetaformX
hey, im confused a bit, are you Sly? I remmeber that Sly video for boneprone when he put icy hot on his shaved nuts, and you look like the exact same guy.Comment
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no, dont feel guilty. it dont hurt my feelings. anyways, you sound sexualy frustrated, and thats where your anger is coming from. when i have sex with so many girls every night, it really relieves my stress.Originally posted by PiTaAnGeL
i think i am going to have to stop because i fell guilty for laughing. so sorry about your situation and good luck. say hi to mom will ya?
anyways, do you want to be my ho? i dont mean that in a bad way, but you know, as long as it is over the computer, i can have a relashionship with you.
or maybe we can even talk on icq? i usually like to get to know the girls before i make a big step and take the relashionship to icq, but i am willing to do that here.Comment
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umm i am not sexually frustrated at all, and i have a boyfriend so sorryComment
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hey, can you keep talking to me? i just showed my mom this thread, and she is so excited that i am talking to a real girl. i have never seen her so happy! if you keep talking to me, maybe she will stop taking all the paxil pills abd beating me up with a broomOriginally posted by PiTaAnGeL
umm i am not sexually frustrated at all, and i have a boyfriend so sorry
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LMAO---- i must hand it to you, you are very creative. funny!Comment
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what do you mean?Originally posted by PiTaAnGeL
LMAO---- i must hand it to you, you are very creative. funny!
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what i just said.... you are funny. but i have a bf sorryComment
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I guess the gig is upOriginally posted by PiTaAnGeL
what i just said.... you are funny. but i have a bf sorry
It's always fun to mess with the new unsuspecting GFY'ers
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I applaude you on your wonderful perfomance. encore encore
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for the record though
1. I dont play the sims
2. I dont live with my mom
3. I am not 31
4. My mom doesnt beat me with a broom. She uses a spatulaComment
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