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  • pr0
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    • May 2001
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    #1

    Jay & silent bob

    Sittin here watchin it.....And george carlin holding up a sign saying "Will give head for ride" Gets me pissin my pants every time...

    going down on the nun

    I've seen it 5 times now, & its still fucking hallarious...

    And just for the record....

    You love the cock!
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  • oscer
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    • Jan 2001
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    #2
    Originally posted by pr0
    Sittin here watchin it.....And george carlin holding up a sign saying "Will give head for ride" Gets me pissin my pants every time...

    going down on the nun

    I've seen it 5 times now, & its still fucking hallarious...

    And just for the record....

    You love the cock!
    Quit Bitting off my Style Bitch Im Watching Dogma
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    • drunkmonkey
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      #3
      ..and after your finished say "what a nice tea party"

      great flick.

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      • PerfectionGirls
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        #4
        Thats awesome! I seen it when it first came out and pissed myself at the movies! LOL The Nun was perfect!!!
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        • psyko514
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          #5
          Kevin Smith kicks ass!
          I have Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on DVD...
          I wanna get the rest of the series.

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          • oscer
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            #6
            Originally posted by psyko514
            Kevin Smith kicks ass!
            I have Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back on DVD...
            I wanna get the rest of the series.
            Im slowing working my way throught the Series too

            I have Jay and Silent Bob and Dogma so far
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            • drunkmonkey
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              #7
              Originally posted by oscer


              Quit Bitting off my Style Bitch Im Watching Dogma
              Dogma= great underrated flick

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              • psyko514
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                #8
                Originally posted by oscer


                Im slowing working my way throught the Series too

                I have Jay and Silent Bob and Dogma so far
                I can pick em all up brand new on VHS for $6 cdn each... but I'd rather find used DVDs on ebay for 9.99 us

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                • NoCarrier
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                  • Mar 2002
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                  #9
                  You can't go wrong with Clerks and Mallrats

                  http://www.viewaskew.com/movies/mallrats/batman.mov
                  Last edited by NoCarrier; 02-05-2003, 09:12 PM.

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                  • TurboTrucker
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                    • Jan 2003
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                    #10
                    I've seen all of those I think. Chasing Amy was really good although a bit more dramatic than comedic.

                    All good movies, I enjoy the dialogue-rich content.

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                    • oscer
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by psyko514


                      I can pick em all up brand new on VHS for $6 cdn each... but I'd rather find used DVDs on ebay for 9.99 us
                      Yea i been ordering Collectors Series
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                      • drunkmonkey
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                        #12
                        fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!

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                        • pr0
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by drunkmonkey
                          fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!
                          HELL YEA
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                          • drunkmonkey
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                            #14
                            boooooong!

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                            • Pointless
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by drunkmonkey
                              fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!
                              i cracked up when they started singing that 'jungle love'
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                              • psyko514
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by drunkmonkey
                                fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!
                                rolling blunts and smoking..
                                uh, let me get a nickle bag.
                                15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show, than you owe me, owe me, owe.

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                                • drunkmonkey
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                                  #17
                                  Bitch, don't you NEVER say an unkind word about The Time! Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives after Morris Day and Jerome! I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy, and Tubby here's my black manservant!

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                                  • psyko514
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Pointless
                                    i cracked up when they started singing that 'jungle love'
                                    my jungle love... yeah... owee owee oh.. i think i wanna know ya know ya...
                                    what the hell you singing?
                                    you don't know jungle love? that shit is the mad notes! written by god herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world! the muthafuckin' time!

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                                    • pr0
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by psyko514


                                      my jungle love... yeah... owee owee oh.. i think i wanna know ya know ya...
                                      what the hell you singing?
                                      you don't know jungle love? that shit is the mad notes! written by god herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world! the muthafuckin' time!
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                                      • SykkBoy2
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                                        • Feb 2001
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                                        #20
                                        I can't believe I didn't recognize Judd Nelson in that flick until the final credits.......

                                        "Dogma" is still my favorite of the series.......
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                                        • Triple 6
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                                          #21
                                          Ok, I only saw 1 movie with them in it... maybe it was Dogma, not sure. Can some1 plz list all the movies they are in?


                                          thanks
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                                          • drunkmonkey
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Triple 6
                                            Ok, I only saw 1 movie with them in it... maybe it was Dogma, not sure. Can some1 plz list all the movies they are in?


                                            thanks
                                            Clerks
                                            Mallrats
                                            Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

                                            check out:
                                            Chasing Amy
                                            Dogma

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                                            • TurboTrucker
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                                              #23
                                              Clerks
                                              Mallrats
                                              Chasing Amy
                                              Dogma
                                              Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

                                              Am I missing any?

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                                              • escorpio
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                                                • Oct 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SykkBoy2
                                                I can't believe I didn't recognize Judd Nelson in that flick until the final credits.......

                                                "Dogma" is still my favorite of the series.......
                                                I didn't recognize him either. That tubby bitch has been spending a lot of time at the buffet! I have all KS movies on DVD. Dogma is my favorite.
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                                                • pr0
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                                                  • May 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  i just popped clerks into my dvd player...never seen the whole thing before
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                                                  • escorpio
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by TurboTrucker
                                                    Clerks
                                                    Mallrats
                                                    Chasing Amy
                                                    Dogma
                                                    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

                                                    Am I missing any?
                                                    No. But "An Evening With Kevin Smith" has been released recently. I guess it is tapes of his lectures. I can't find it locally, every place is sold out. Has anyone seen it?
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                                                    • kaylacam
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                                                      #27
                                                      I love ALL of them! I have been a View Askew fan for years! I am still shocked, tho, that Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn Smith...Harley Quinn is my FAVE CB character and I am getting a new tattoo tomorrow of her and Poison Ivy hugging, but I am not sure I would want to name my CHILD Harley Quinn!

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                                                      • Zebra
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                                                        • Oct 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        Don't forget that Jay and Silent Bob were in the last Scream movie.

                                                        I have all the Kevin Smith DVD's signed by the dude himself plus a few comics. A couple years ago I stood in line behind him in the bathroom waiting to piss. He was jazzed that he was in line to piss behind Don Bluth (the animator behind Secret of N.I.M.H, American Tail, Land Before Time, Dragon's Lair, etc..) funny how things are relative like that.

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                                                        • rdunn404
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                                                          #29
                                                          BOO BOO KITTY FUCK!

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                                                          • PersianKitty
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by rdunn404
                                                            BOO BOO KITTY FUCK!
                                                            I was wondering when someone was gonna say that.

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                                                            • psyko514
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                                                              #31
                                                              SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES!!

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                                                                #32
                                                                SNOOGANS!

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                                                                • pr0
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Zebra
                                                                  Don't forget that Jay and Silent Bob were in the last Scream movie.

                                                                  I have all the Kevin Smith DVD's signed by the dude himself plus a few comics. A couple years ago I stood in line behind him in the bathroom waiting to piss. He was jazzed that he was in line to piss behind Don Bluth (the animator behind Secret of N.I.M.H, American Tail, Land Before Time, Dragon's Lair, etc..) funny how things are relative like that.

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                                                                  hellz yea...its crazy how shits relative
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                                                                  • Sappy
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    My love for you berzerkerrr!!

                                                                    You want fuck berzerkerrr!

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                                                                    • Zebra
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                                                                      • Oct 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Would you like a pretzel?
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                                                                      • GTS Mark
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        What the fuck is the internet?

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                                                                        • AOLGuy
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          It's a place used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography together.

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                                                                          • AOLGuy
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            If you don't own it, get the Clerks cartoon on DVD.

                                                                            Commentaries are worth it alone!

                                                                            That and the final episode...

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                                                                            • Rex
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              That is a great flick. Check out the Clerks cartoons - now those are hilarious!
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                                                                              • Captain Evil
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                                                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Sappy
                                                                                My love for you berzerkerrr!!

                                                                                You want fuck berzerkerrr!
                                                                                That should be:


                                                                                My love for you is like a truck BERERKER!
                                                                                Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER!

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                                                                                • DrewKole
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I base my life after those movies.

                                                                                  Kevin Smith is a demi-god. ;)

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                                                                                  • Butrflied
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I'm a huge fan of Kevin Smith .. I was working in a video store when Clerks came out .. of course it was an immediate favorite .. I own all of them on dvd. And eventhough I've gotten pretty attached to Kevin's Jersey characters, I can't wait to see how he moves on with Jersey Girl.
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                                                                                    • Raph
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      that movie's the bomb :D

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                                                                                      • StacyCat
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Zebra
                                                                                        Would you like a pretzel?
                                                                                        Its "Would you like a chocolate Covered Pretzel" ya dingbat

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                                                                                        • Vivaldi
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by drunkmonkey
                                                                                          fuck, fuck, fuck, mother-mother fuck, mother-mother fuck-fuck! Mother fuck-, mother-fuck, mother-fuck, noinch-noinch, noinch, smoking weed, smoking weed, doing coke, drinking beers! Drinking beers, beers, beers, rolling fatties, smoking blunts! Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!
                                                                                          i have this song set at my phone as a ringtone
                                                                                          don't even think about it

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                                                                                          • Zebra
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by StacyCat


                                                                                            Its "Would you like a chocolate Covered Pretzel" ya dingbat
                                                                                            See what I get for posting late at night when my brain is fried
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                                                                                            • Raph
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              yo fuck, fuck, fuck the police
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                                                                                              • quiet
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                                                                                                • Sep 2001
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                BEZERKER!!
                                                                                                we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Tea Baggin My Balls..


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                                                                                                  • Sarah_Jayne
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                                                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Kevin Smith is my hero - no joke. He inspires me to write. I met him once when I was back in Boston and we went to a special showing of Mallrats when it came out. He signed my friend's milk duds container and was very cool.

                                                                                                    I love all of the films. If you haven't seen Clerks and Mallrats you are missing so much in the rest of the movies. They are all full of in jokes. Dogma is is plastered with them and Jay and Bob is just one big in joke. If you don't know the other films you only saw a 1/4 of the movie. Afterall Jay and Bob was pretty much just a farewell gift to the fans.

                                                                                                    The Nun: Carrie Fisher

                                                                                                    Judd Nelson - I missed him too! It too to the credits for me to notice. He is still harsh tho..lol

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