My PENIS IS ON FIRE!
I refilled my lighter and didn't burn off the excess before I stuck it in my pocket, and some musta leaked out cuz now my fucking dick is burning!!!
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So let me get this straight...
Today so far you have had an 8 inch lizard jump on your face and you're burning your dick off slowly with lighter fluid?<a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a> -
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that about sums up my day... yeah.SIG TOO BIGComment
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ah, well. thats what im talkin about. a nice change in ur life, an unfunctionable penis. my friend, you can now design consistantly.Comment
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Cool.
It's only 3p there, too.
I might stay up late tonight to hear what happens next.
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Jeez ~ watch out for falling meteor fragments today Amp.
(and can I just say that it appears the universe it telling you to quit smoking?)
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note to self:
"don't go to amps place, otherwise an injury might occur !"
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I don't think that's lighter fluid, but a shot of penicillin should cure all burning sensations in the genital region
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I had that happen, Zippo right Amp? It leaked out in my pocket and left a terrible HUGE rash on my leg. It was some serious shit. I had to go to the hospital and they was talking about doing a skin graph!! The fluid actually burns away your skin man.. The ended up not doing shit but putting this weird ass cream on it and I couldn't wear any clothing over it for like a week. Amp you really should go wash the FUCK out of it man. That shit is dangerous. Take it from me. It hurt like a mother fucker.Comment
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lets see pics of your crispy cockComment
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yep, at times shrooms make you think that some of your body parts are on fire
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exactly!!! I had this happen a few years ago too.... I always burn off the excess right away after refilling, cuz this is what happens when you don't!Originally posted by demented
I had that happen, Zippo right Amp? It leaked out in my pocket and left a terrible HUGE rash on my leg. It was some serious shit. I had to go to the hospital and they was talking about doing a skin graph!! The fluid actually burns away your skin man.. The ended up not doing shit but putting this weird ass cream on it and I couldn't wear any clothing over it for like a week. Amp you really should go wash the FUCK out of it man. That shit is dangerous. Take it from me. It hurt like a mother fucker.
FUCK! IT BURNSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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Burn is right. It's like some fucked up extreme sunburn!Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
exactly!!! I had this happen a few years ago too.... I always burn off the excess right away after refilling, cuz this is what happens when you don't!
FUCK! IT BURNSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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want me to sing you a song AMP???
darkjedi is bullying me
im a nobody...
cry me a river
Did you fucking talk to me??!
Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"Comment
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ROFL!!!Originally posted by mpegposter
http://www.zippotricks.com/Video/FLESH3.wmv
he made the same sound I'm making...
"WWWAAAAAAA!!!!"SIG TOO BIGComment
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put some water on it.....
Looking for Opportunity!
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no hot iceY!Originally posted by Wizzo
put some water on it.....
Did you fucking talk to me??!
Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"Comment
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Originally posted by vegasdude
want me to sing you a song AMP???
darkjedi is bullying me
im a nobody...
cry me a river
jezus, you are such an attention whoreComment
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i think you should move to labradorOriginally posted by Amputate Your Head
that about sums up my day... yeah.Comment
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now you say it I actually started a thread saying the same exact thing yesterday...Originally posted by DarkJedi
jezus, you are such an attention whoreDid you fucking talk to me??!
Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"Comment
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Well now when you tell a chick to sux your meat you can tell her its medium rare
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maybe u could sue zippo like those fat kids that sued mcdonaldsthe revolution is coming.Comment
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my poor chemically burned weiner...
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