FUCKIN' aaaaaiiiiiGGGGHHH!!!!

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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    FUCKIN' aaaaaiiiiiGGGGHHH!!!!

    was standing outside on the deck havin' a smoke, looked up... and this big freakin' fuckin' lizard jumped on my fucking face!!!


    talk about freaking me the fuck out.... goddamn! Think I crapped myself.


    fuckin' stupid lizards.
    SIG TOO BIG
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    • GTS Mark
      Vrume Mark
      • Jan 2001
      • 20912
      #2
      hehe sucka

      DH

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978
          #3
          Har har...He wanted some Bukkake action

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            • TDF
              Triple OG nigga on GFY
              • Mar 2002
              • 27296
              #4
              pics
              Sig heil

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                • LiveDose
                  Show Yer Tits!
                  • Feb 2002
                  • 25792
                  #5
                  we sent that over to help you stop smoking...

                  Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal

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                    • Amputate Your Head
                      There can be only one
                      • Aug 2001
                      • 39075
                      #6
                      Originally posted by toodamnfli
                      pics
                      no pics... but I think he crapped himself too. We both just stood there afterwards trying to forget it happened.
                      SIG TOO BIG

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                        • DarkJedi
                          No Refunds Issued.
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 28301
                          #7
                          Hell yeah, i see a lot of lizards too when i'm on shrooms

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                            • vegasdude
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 3649
                              #8
                              lol hate that... once i was so shocked by a friggin bug wanting to fuck my head I almost got hit by a car...
                              Did you fucking talk to me??!
                              Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                • TDF
                                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 27296
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                  no pics... but I think he crapped himself too. We both just stood there afterwards trying to forget it happened.

                                  sounds like my drunken sex romp last night
                                  Sig heil

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                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                      There can be only one
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 39075
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by LiveDose
                                      we sent that over to help you stop smoking...
                                      it's working... lol
                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                        • vegasdude
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 3649
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                          it's working... lol
                                          smoke a cigar instead once and a while instead of the smokes
                                          Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                          Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075
                                              #12
                                              i was doin' the 'Get the fucking lizard off my goddamn face!' dance.... lol

                                              wish I could've got it on video....
                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                • Scott McD
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 67792
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                  Hell yeah, i see a lot of lizards too when i'm on shrooms
                                                  word



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                                                    • vegasdude
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 3649
                                                      #14
                                                      Dirrty dancing
                                                      Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                      Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                        • Monique Niccole
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 5653
                                                          #15
                                                          That's why I've completely stopped going outside.

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                                                            • Spunky
                                                              I need a beer
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                              this big freakin' fuckin' lizard jumped on my fucking face!!!
                                                              Did he penetrate your nostril? Maybe he was just lonely and thought you needed afriend.

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                                                                • cold_ice
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                                  • 3027
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Maybe it was a baby alien from that movie Signs

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                                                                    • vegasdude
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 3649
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by cold_ice
                                                                      Maybe it was a baby alien from that movie Signs
                                                                      Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                      Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                                        • Amputate Your Head
                                                                          There can be only one
                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 39075
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by spunky1

                                                                          Did he penetrate your nostril? Maybe he was just lonely and thought you needed afriend.
                                                                          no, no nostril penetration.... but the fucker was a good 8 inches long.... thought I was being eaten alive... lol
                                                                          SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                            • juicylinks
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 122992
                                                                              #20
                                                                              How big was the lizards cock?

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                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                  How big was the lizards cock?
                                                                                  above average
                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                    • demented
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                      • 2388
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Im laughing so hard right now lol

                                                                                      " stupid fuckin' lizard' "


                                                                                      I'm high.

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                                                                                        • vegasdude
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                          • 3649
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                          above average
                                                                                          sweeeeeeeeet! Did it act as if it had a 10 inch dick?
                                                                                          Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                                          Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by demented
                                                                                              Im laughing so hard right now lol

                                                                                              " stupid fuckin' lizard' "


                                                                                              I'm high.
                                                                                              lol.... I'm glad that my mental trauma and personal anguish amuses you demented....
                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                • demented
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 2388
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                  lol.... I'm glad that my mental trauma and personal anguish amuses you demented....
                                                                                                  haha mental trauma. It would fuck me up too. I hate shit that crawls like bugs, mice fuckin anything with legs.. ick. I would have freaked and ran.

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                                                                                                    • PenetratinP
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                                      • 2689
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      just lure him between your door and the frame with your sexy nostril...and slam!



                                                                                                      disclaimer! - I found this lizard like this at my rental condo in Key West during fantasy fest...i did not kill him.

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                                                                                                        • Lily
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                          • 147
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I was laughin' my ASS off until I saw that squished lizard.

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                                                                                                            • Scott McD
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                              • 67792
                                                                                                              #28


                                                                                                              I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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                                                                                                                • vegasdude
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                  • 3649
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  let me help you peps recoup from the trauma...





                                                                                                                  breast fixated... come on the picture is in focus!
                                                                                                                  Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                                                                  Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                                                                                    • Sid70
                                                                                                                      Downshifter
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                      • 16413
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      i looked over all of your studio pics i love it .... how can you manage working in there ? kinda beach all the time
                                                                                                                      Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                                                        • vegasdude
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                          • 3649
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by kievdesign
                                                                                                                          i looked over all of your studio pics i love it .... how can you manage working in there ? kinda beach all the time
                                                                                                                          attack of the lizards... a daily battle! actually he is in hell! (don't ruin my illusion)
                                                                                                                          Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                                                                          Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                                                                                            • Sid70
                                                                                                                              Downshifter
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                              • 16413
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              haha, i quit smoking 2 years ago, so i'd stay inside instead of having a smoke on da deck

                                                                                                                              when i visited new york i SAW A BIG COCROACH !!!! so damn big i thought my room mate got his shit spread around ... but when i saw it moving .. damn.. i didnt kill it i've made a trap from tooth paste glass and then put it into watercloset )

                                                                                                                              here where i live we dont have that big insects but we got fucking cold here :\

                                                                                                                              Last edited by Sid70; 02-05-2003, 03:55 PM.
                                                                                                                              Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  well, I don't mind the lizards... they're not bugs, they eat the bugs....

                                                                                                                                  but I don't want 'em jumping on my schnoz either....
                                                                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                    • boldy
                                                                                                                                      Macdaddy coder
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 2806
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Release the lizards!
                                                                                                                                      MacDaddy Coder.

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                                                                                                                                        • Bobby Vicious
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 452
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Welcome to tropical life Amp. That's the trade off, being spooked by insects/wildlife , still could be alot worse don't ya think, It keeps the senses sharp, makes you a better warrior, soon you shall see.....

                                                                                                                                          "I'm looking for a great warrior" - Luke to Master Yoda:

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                                                                                                                                            • Sid70
                                                                                                                                              Downshifter
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 16413
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              ah my, i never been that south to know the difference between them
                                                                                                                                              Last edited by Sid70; 02-05-2003, 04:00 PM.
                                                                                                                                              Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                                                                                • vegasdude
                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 3649
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Bobby Vicious
                                                                                                                                                  makes you a better warrior,

                                                                                                                                                  keyboard warrior
                                                                                                                                                  Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                                                                                                  Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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