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**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:39 PM

**Gutterboy** · 02-04-2003, 11:39 PM

Bambi eh? Lets see them titties!

**Interlude** · 02-04-2003, 11:40 PM

Damn, Amp, you got that picture hotkeyed?

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by Interlude
Damn, Amp, you got that picture hotkeyed?

of course...

**MonkeyMan** · 02-04-2003, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by Bambi911xx
Hi I been reading here for about a year now.I been spying I admitt it.<Bows her head in shame>

I just had to write I couldn't take it anymore the board I am from ya get bitched at for joking around an we don't have cool smiles like you guys do either,which I can't wait to try bare with me ....

Yeah I am gonna like it here!

~Bambi <nice to meet ya,an whats a sig anyways? I don't smoke>

I'm in upstate NY too... Hmmmmm. How far Upsate? Im in the mohawk valley.

**Babaganoosh** · 02-04-2003, 11:41 PM

Welcome...you will get bitched at here for a lot less.

**Yo Adrian** · 02-04-2003, 11:42 PM

Welcome

....and yeah, boobies would be nice.

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:42 PM

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Welcome...you will get bitched at here for a lot less.

shut the fuck up.

**Bambi911xx** · 02-04-2003, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

You sir have very clean nails! I think it's longer then mine too!

~Bambi

**MonkeyMan** · 02-04-2003, 11:43 PM

Armed & Hammered is number 2 on "THE LIST"

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Bambi911xx

You sir have very clean nails! I think it's longer then mine too!

~Bambi

longer? You must be seeing an illusion... I keep my nails cut down to the pink.

**Babaganoosh** · 02-04-2003, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

shut the fuck up.

See what I mean?

...bunch of savages on this board.

**Bambi911xx** · 02-04-2003, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyMan

I'm in upstate NY too... Hmmmmm. How far Upsate? Im in the mohawk valley.

Saratoga county here,we have the best spring water on earth! The race tracks aren't to shabby either

~Bambi

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

See what I mean?

...bunch of savages on this board.

"savages"???

I'll kill you for that...

**Seb From Holland** · 02-04-2003, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

That's right, you tell her bad boy.

**Babaganoosh** · 02-04-2003, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

"savages"???

I'll kill you for that...

Not seeing titties makes Amp cranky. PLEASE don't let him be cranky any more. Do it for our sake.

**MonkeyMan** · 02-04-2003, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Not seeing titties makes Amp cranky. PLEASE don't let him be cranky any more. Do it for our sake.

Yea what he said. boobs now.

**Bambi911xx** · 02-04-2003, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

longer? You must be seeing an illusion... I keep my nails cut down to the pink.

I bet if ya took your shades off you could see ,it's grew over the skin! I have red nail polish if ya wanna borrow it but I perfer pink myself

~Bambi there is no smilie to show ya my mountians giggles

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:47 PM

is it wrong to decorate one's penis with food?

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:48 PM

**Babaganoosh** · 02-04-2003, 11:49 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
is it wrong to decorate one's penis with food?

Nope, somehow I keep getting corn on the end of mine.

SOMEBODY needs to learn to chew their food better I'd say.

**Bambi911xx** · 02-04-2003, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

You mean I can take it home on wed an thurs an fri an you can have it back on the rest of the week?

I wonder would happen if I put it in the microwave?

~Bambi <do ya think it would look like a raisian like hotdogs do?>

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:53 PM

Originally posted by Bambi911xx

You mean I can take it home on wed an thurs an fri an you can have it back on the rest of the week?

I wonder would happen if I put it in the microwave?

~Bambi <do ya think it would look like a raisian like hotdogs do?>

I don't know... but I put it in a toasted hamburger bun tonight to warm it up... and it was kinda nice... so I wore the bun around for a while until it cooled back to room temp.

**MonkeyMan** · 02-04-2003, 11:54 PM

I wish there were more poeple around to back up the "show your tits" aspect of the conversation.

**Babaganoosh** · 02-04-2003, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by MonkeyMan
I wish there were more poeple around to back up the "show your tits" aspect of the conversation.

He's crude but he has a point.

**escorpio** · 02-04-2003, 11:56 PM

Bambi, if you have been reading hear for a year you KNOW the drill. Tits please!

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:56 PM

to hell with the tits... I wanna see some anus!

**Bambi911xx** · 02-04-2003, 11:58 PM

Here's my boobs if you look close an use your imagination I am sure you will see them!

This the only way to post pics by html? can't pull it from my files on my puter?

~Bambi

BJ · 02-04-2003, 11:58 PM

boobie sandwich

**Amputate Your Head** · 02-04-2003, 11:59 PM

**Bambi911xx** · 02-05-2003, 12:00 AM

Someones gotten into the catnip I see.

~Bambi

**little-me** · 02-05-2003, 12:00 AM

Hi Bambi... and welcome to the madhouse

And don't show 'em you tit's... I haven't seen one of these boys show their dick yet.. ..

**MonkeyMan** · 02-05-2003, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by Bambi911xx

7.3

If your seriously an Ifriends chick you MUST have breastesis pictures.

Originally posted by little-me
Hi Bambi... and welcome to the madhouse
And don't show 'em you tit's... I haven't seen one of these boys show their dick yet.. ..

That can be arranged......

**escorpio** · 02-05-2003, 12:02 AM

BOING! Where's your site? I have my credit card and Astroglide ready!

**Babaganoosh** · 02-05-2003, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by escorpio
BOING! Where's your site? I have my credit card and Astroglide ready!

Shit, already been researching with that in mind...

http://profiles.ifriends.net/cgi/ipr...nname=BAMBI911

**Bambi911xx** · 02-05-2003, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by little-me
Hi Bambi... and welcome to the madhouse

And don't show 'em you tit's... I haven't seen one of these boys show their dick yet.. ..

Hi thanks , an the madder the better!

I been reading for about year now an your right now that I think about it they never have showed there one eyed willie to anyone.

<covers her boobies>

~Bambi hugs

**little-me** · 02-05-2003, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyMan

That can be arranged......

PICS PLEASE

BJ · 02-05-2003, 12:07 AM

http://www.buymearose.com/secretrose/secretrose.htm

fuck think how my idiots do that shit

**escorpio** · 02-05-2003, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by Bambi911xx

Hi thanks , an the madder the better!

I been reading for about year now an your right now that I think about it they never have showed there one eyed willie to anyone.

<covers her boobies>

~Bambi hugs

My cam shows cost $$$. Live shows are free.

**MonkeyMan** · 02-05-2003, 12:09 AM

Suck It

**Bambi911xx** · 02-05-2003, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by PureMeds
http://www.buymearose.com/secretrose/secretrose.htm

fuck think how my idiots do that shit

I don't know I don't own it I just liked the site so I stuck it on there an how did you find that?
I thought I was the spy here LOL
~Bambi

**Warden** · 02-05-2003, 12:17 AM

Welcome

**Bambi911xx** · 02-05-2003, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyMan

That can be arranged......

4 years there love every minute of it.

I don't want to post any links from there an I can't figure out how to just put a pic in without html so no more pics sorry charlie.

~Bambi

**little-me** · 02-05-2003, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by MonkeyMan
Suck It

Hmm... I don't think that one is yours...

Word's on the street is .. it's more like This one

Little Me *who has to get back to work now*

**Gman.357** · 02-05-2003, 02:18 AM

Originally posted by Bambi911xx

Here's my boobs if you look close an use your imagination I am sure you will see them!

This the only way to post pics by html? can't pull it from my files on my puter?

~Bambi

I bet you $100 you can't do a "booty clap" for me.

**applejacks** · 02-05-2003, 02:22 AM

BOOTY SLAP! BOOTY SLAP!

Do it for the boys!!

**KrazieSweets** · 02-05-2003, 02:31 AM

**Bambi911xx** · 02-05-2003, 02:32 AM

Originally posted by Gman.357

I bet you $100 you can't do a "booty clap" for me.

what is a booty clap?

I am from the country never heard of such a thing,unless ya mean like clicking my boot heels together like dorthy from the wizard of OZ did? <scrathes her head>

~Bambi

**Gman.357** · 02-05-2003, 03:21 AM

Originally posted by Bambi911xx

what is a booty clap?

I am from the country never heard of such a thing,unless ya mean like clicking my boot heels together like dorthy from the wizard of OZ did? <scrathes her head>

~Bambi

1) I knew you were from the country even before you said it.

2) Being a white gal from the country, you really don't need to know what a booty clap is.

3) If you really wanna know, I will tell you, and I still have $100 I would deposit into your paypal account today if you attempt to booty clap and post a video clip of it here.

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