My 999th Post
A Message to All Of You:
Its been a long time coming.
But dammit, without the guidance and perseverance of some of the other wonderful people on this community forum, I wouldn't have been able to become such a prominent and important figure in the lives of so many of you.
Yes, it's true, I'm here to give you people what you want - the three E's. Education and Enlightenment and Entertainment.
And although I've received hundreds of emails from GFY members asking about speaking engagements and even attending the odd autograph signing, I dont actually have the time to associate with the minions - but if you play your cards right, i will keep posting on GFY.
I am faithfully committed to sharing with you my wonderful wit and wisdom. I would not be so savage as to prevent you from accessing my intelligent and paradigm-shifting commentaries. To do so would deny you not only a source of truth found nowhere else on the 'net, but would cause such a rift to appear in the space-time continuum - that all life on the planet would cease to exist.
My busy social life prevents me from actually engaging in any face-to-face contact with any of you. Of course there's that and the advanced stages of OCD that I am currently engaged in a psychological "war" with. Sometimes I just keep washing my hands over and over and over. You know? You never can get those damn germs off. I tell those damn hands over and over: "Stop getting dirty you stinky little hands!". They feel dirty...dirty! dirty! dirty! Honestly, have you been in a public bathroom lately?
Love,
MrPopup
Its been a long time coming.
But dammit, without the guidance and perseverance of some of the other wonderful people on this community forum, I wouldn't have been able to become such a prominent and important figure in the lives of so many of you.
Yes, it's true, I'm here to give you people what you want - the three E's. Education and Enlightenment and Entertainment.
And although I've received hundreds of emails from GFY members asking about speaking engagements and even attending the odd autograph signing, I dont actually have the time to associate with the minions - but if you play your cards right, i will keep posting on GFY.
I am faithfully committed to sharing with you my wonderful wit and wisdom. I would not be so savage as to prevent you from accessing my intelligent and paradigm-shifting commentaries. To do so would deny you not only a source of truth found nowhere else on the 'net, but would cause such a rift to appear in the space-time continuum - that all life on the planet would cease to exist.
My busy social life prevents me from actually engaging in any face-to-face contact with any of you. Of course there's that and the advanced stages of OCD that I am currently engaged in a psychological "war" with. Sometimes I just keep washing my hands over and over and over. You know? You never can get those damn germs off. I tell those damn hands over and over: "Stop getting dirty you stinky little hands!". They feel dirty...dirty! dirty! dirty! Honestly, have you been in a public bathroom lately?
Love,
MrPopup
oh shit, that was good
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