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  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #1

    How many of you are getting audited this year?

    Uncle sam wants a big cut this year IRS will be knocking on all our dorrs i got my suitcases packed for a ride out of the us
  • Gary
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 6110

    #2
    I get audited every year. Tax man knows if he wants anything from me, he's gotta work for it

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    • ItBurnsWhenIpee
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 1288

      #3
      I thought the odds of getting audited were slimmer than being murdered or something...

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      • juicylinks
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        Originally posted by ItBurnsWhenIpee
        I thought the odds of getting audited were slimmer than being murdered or something...


        Everytime i get aletter from IRS my stomach turns , i dont have the balls to open it

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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Originally posted by juicylinks
          Uncle sam wants a big cut this year IRS will be knocking on all our dorrs i got my suitcases packed for a ride out of the us
          Juicy in the bighouse?..Try to get some pics of you and Bubba and crew bukkake/boofoo action

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          • [Labret]
            Registered User
            • May 2001
            • 10945

            #6
            Originally posted by juicylinks




            Everytime i get aletter from IRS my stomach turns , i dont have the balls to open it
            heh, I know the feeling.

            Today I got a thick one and I started to panic, it was thicker than any I had received previous.

            But it just ended up being some promo bullshit material. Thank god.

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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              Originally posted by spunky1
              Juicy in the bighouse?..Try to get some pics of you and Bubba and crew bukkake/boofoo action

              I just came from accountant, fucking sneeky fucks they are I told her to what ya gotta do but dont make IRS come after me

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              • Spunky
                I need a beer
                • Jun 2002
                • 133978

                #8
                Originally posted by juicylinks



                I just came from accountant, fucking sneeky fucks they are I told her to what ya gotta do but dont make IRS come after me
                Just dont give them any reason to.cut the *expenses* or *writeoffs* that you know would cause the red flags.A good accountant should be able to spot them.

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                • SleazyDream
                  I'm here for SPORT
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 41470

                  #9
                  if it happens it happens, it's why I have all the papers in order and use a CA. I pay all my taxes - (a LOT OF FUCKIN MONEY) so I can sleep at night.
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                    • May 2002
                    • 19422

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                    • NoCarrier
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 16356

                      #11
                      I hope I get audited this year again, we're almost out of the last one in the freezer.

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                      • FlyingIguana
                        aspiring banker
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 10870

                        #12
                        Originally posted by juicylinks
                        Uncle sam wants a big cut this year IRS will be knocking on all our dorrs i got my suitcases packed for a ride out of the us
                        i'll hide you in my closet.

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          Originally posted by FlyingIguana


                          i'll hide you in my closet.
                          Just make sure he has a few glory holes for daily dose of bukkake

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                          • KC
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jan 1995
                            • 2417

                            #14
                            the odds of getting audited if you use the "Earned Income Tax Credit" (ie: if you don't make much money) are 1:48

                            the odds of getting audited if you make over 100K are 1:127

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                            • ThunderBalls
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 2926

                              #15
                              Actually it looks like the IRS is focusing now on S Corps.

                              http://www.inc.com/magazine/20030101/25029-2.html

                              (Second article)

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                              • Raph
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 439

                                #16
                                I was never audited... I'm sure it'll happen someday
                                Raph

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                                • Centurion
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 6033

                                  #17
                                  Speaking of not getting a 1099..

                                  This is a first for me this year/last year. I had been with Lancelot Security since 1996 and every year, got a 1099 to do my estimated taxes etc. So, I was quite suprised when I asked a question a week ago about whether ya'll had gotten your 1099s.

                                  Turns out NO ONE gets 1099s from ccbill, ibill, etc.
                                  So when you figure out your self employment taxes, you just do it from your own records obviously. But has anyone on here ever been audited and had to show their records without any 1099s? If so, what was the outcome?

                                  P.S. I was a bit stunned too when told that billing companies DO NOT report your income to the IRS either. That can't possibly be true can it?

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                                  • Hooper
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 2210

                                    #18
                                    It's important to understand *exactly* what an audit is.

                                    The most severe, painful type of audit is when they send agents to your office and they comb through your books. This is becoming more and more rare and is usually used when they suspect you of doing something illegal.

                                    The most common type of audit is a paper audit where they simply send you a letter saying "you've already been audited and you owe us $x amount of money. if you want to get on with your life, pay it + penalties."
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                                    • steffie
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 2422

                                      #19
                                      I was audited once!!!! In 2000 for the 1999 Tax Year
                                      This is how it works

                                      They come to your door "Knock, Knock"
                                      Flash a batch and say

                                      "Hi we are from the Internat Revenue Service and here to audit your business"

                                      Than they give you a list of things they want from you..

                                      In my case they took my paperwork back to their office and I received them back 2 month later, with a nod and thank you

                                      God help you if you ever get audited. It sucks. I was sweating bullets for a long time, but hey I had nothing to hide, always paid my taxes on my income, so everybody was happy.

                                      Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

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