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  • Eric
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2000
    • 8818
    #1

    The truth has been revealed!

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to
    be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got
    her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What
    a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the
    Screaming Loop, and the Wall of Fear, everything there was Wow!
    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, Pepsi, and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
    He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
    With one eye opened, she said "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

    The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
    No One
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    • Jakke PNG
      ex-TeenGodFather
      • Nov 2001
      • 20306
      #2
      ain't that the truth.
      ..and I'm off.

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        • dantheman
          OG
          • May 2002
          • 3308
          #3
          hey eric, did you get my email I sent you yesterday?
          LMK

          thanks
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            • Tylo
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 2108
              #4
              hahah .. So true man so true
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                • tara
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 489
                  #5
                  LMAO....very true!

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                    • Eric
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2000
                      • 8818
                      #6
                      Thought you would all like that one.
                      No One

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                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792
                          #7
                          That was a good one...



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                            • Cheshire
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 5738
                              #8
                              I knew she ment dress size right away.


                              But that sounded like a KICK-ASS date!


                              just a little bit naughty

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                                • detoxed
                                  vip member
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 17798
                                  #9
                                  Cheshire, I'll take you on a date just like that one.
                                  Interested?

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                                    • Eric
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2000
                                      • 8818
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Cheshire
                                      I knew she ment dress size right away.


                                      But that sounded like a KICK-ASS date!
                                      That is because you are a woman. You understand this jibberish other women are speaking.
                                      No One

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                                        • Cheshire
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 5738
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                          That is because you are a woman. You understand this jibberish other women are speaking.
                                          I'd hardly make that claim.

                                          Women are crazy.


                                          just a little bit naughty

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                                            • SetTheWorldonFire
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 7444
                                              #12
                                              it's lose or lose anyway you put things
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                                                • Eric
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2000
                                                  • 8818
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                  I'd hardly make that claim.

                                                  Women are crazy.
                                                  And I repeat. You are a woman...
                                                  No One

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                                                    • Eric
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2000
                                                      • 8818
                                                      #14
                                                      Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

                                                      "I'd love to be six again,"

                                                      or

                                                      "I'd love to be A six again,"


                                                      If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!
                                                      No One

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                                                        • kaylacam
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                          • 2745
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                          Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

                                                          "I'd love to be six again,"

                                                          or

                                                          "I'd love to be A six again,"


                                                          If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!
                                                          HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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                                                            • Cheshire
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 5738
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                              Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

                                                              "I'd love to be six again,"

                                                              or

                                                              "I'd love to be A six again,"


                                                              If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!
                                                              Sesame

                                                              You forgot the 'A'


                                                              just a little bit naughty

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                                                                • tara
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 489
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
                                                                  Further moral of the story here... How simple a thing like the letter "A" is in a sentence.

                                                                  "I'd love to be six again,"

                                                                  or

                                                                  "I'd love to be A six again,"


                                                                  If women would have paid less attention to their make up and barbies and more attention to Seseme Street when they were younger they wouldn't make these simple mistakes!

                                                                  HUHHHHH! How RUDE!
                                                                  If men took their heads out of their asses sometimes maybe they would hear what we are saying
                                                                  Last edited by tara; 02-04-2003, 11:04 AM.

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                                                                    • tara
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 489
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                      Sesame

                                                                      You forgot the 'A'

                                                                      LMAO! You go girl!

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                                                                        • shawcutie
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                          • 577
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Great one Eric

                                                                          I will admit, not ALL men are that bad ;)
                                                                          Yes, I am Mrs. Shaw ;)

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                                                                            • Eric
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2000
                                                                              • 8818
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by tara



                                                                              HUHHHHH! How RUDE!
                                                                              If men took their heads out of their asses sometimes maybe they would hear what we are saying
                                                                              Yeah you are right. We suck... Lick too. I haven't heard any complaining there. You are right. I am not bad at all... I am DAMN GOOD!
                                                                              Last edited by Eric; 02-04-2003, 11:58 AM.
                                                                              No One

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                                                                                • Eric
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2000
                                                                                  • 8818
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Cheshire
                                                                                  Sesame

                                                                                  You forgot the 'A'
                                                                                  That was done on purpose. I figured you would only be able to read it and understand it if there wasn't the "A." Just like


                                                                                  "I'd love to be six again,"

                                                                                  or

                                                                                  "I'd love to be A six again,"
                                                                                  No One

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                                                                                    • tara
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 489
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes


                                                                                      Yeah you are right. We suck... Lick too. I haven't heard any complaining there. You are right. I am not bad at all... I am DAMN GOOD!
                                                                                      I don't know I think I need proof! LOL

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                                                                                        • Eric
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Dec 2000
                                                                                          • 8818
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          =Þ~~~~~
                                                                                          No One

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                                                                                            • tara
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                              • 489
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              The real thing!!!!!!! Silly!!!

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                                                                                                • Eric
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2000
                                                                                                  • 8818
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by tara
                                                                                                  The real thing!!!!!!! Silly!!!
                                                                                                  I'm not sure you could handle such powerful machinery!
                                                                                                  Last edited by Eric; 02-04-2003, 12:34 PM.
                                                                                                  No One

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                                                                                                    • KrazieSweets
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                      • 1060
                                                                                                      #26

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                                                                                                        • Spoonie Luv
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                                          • 1003
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          that was funny

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                                                                                                            • 421Fill
                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                                              • 20659
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              That's exactly how it goes, too.

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