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My Chinese New Year Dilemma!

01-31-2003, 04:22 PM

My girlfriend works at a Chinese restaurant. She answers the phones there. None of the guys there speak English that well.

Anyhow, tonight is the Chinese New Year and she was invited to the party. I was also invited, but I really do not feel like going - at all.

First off, we will be the only wide-eyes there. Secondly, it just doesn't sound like something I would really have fun at.

I was considering just letting her go by herself, but I don't want the festivities to turn into a bukkake party.

What shall I do?

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01-31-2003, 04:27 PM

why bukakke parties are fun?

At least go and get a free meal...

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01-31-2003, 04:27 PM

White devil stay home....

Send girlfriend alone for NewYear gangbang celebration.

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01-31-2003, 04:31 PM

If you trust her let her go. If you do not trust her why are you with her anyways? Then cmon most asians are super polite and not the type.

Shit you were invited then decided not to go, then wanna tell her she cant either because you dont feel like it? We bit controlling eh?

If she was gunna nail any of them she would have by now, you really think it takes 20 minutes to prepare chow mien? They got plenty of time in the resturant.

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01-31-2003, 04:33 PM

they'll gape her for sure.

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01-31-2003, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
worst case is a Saki drunk binge followed by wild karoke

That sounds too much like wild bukkake.

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01-31-2003, 05:04 PM

There's absolutely no way they'd do it on New Years. It's just not a sex type holiday. It's like Jews having a gang bang on Passover- just not the time for it.

Anyway, you should go- New Years rocks. New Years food is really not to Western tastes though. Go you'll have fun. Try a few words of Chinese, they'll love you.

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01-31-2003, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu
There's absolutely no way they'd do it on New Years. It's just not a sex type holiday. It's like Jews having a gang bang on Passover- just not the time for it.

Anyway, you should go- New Years rocks. New Years food is really not to Western tastes though. Go you'll have fun. Try a few words of Chinese, they'll love you.

You just talked me into it. I don't think I had too much of a choice anyways - hehe.

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01-31-2003, 05:21 PM

It's important to make a good entrance though, when you enter the room you should shout "Dyu Nay Lay Lo Mo Hai!" They'll love you..

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01-31-2003, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu
"Dyu Nay Lay Lo Mo Hai!"

I'm almost afraid to ask.

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01-31-2003, 05:29 PM

Ahh, it's New Years I should be nice. It would have been sweet though if you went for it:-) It's a very common Cantonese curse- "Go fuck your old mothers pussy." Or just Dyu for short- don't say it. But serously, you'll have a blast. Chinese pride themselves on being good hosts.

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01-31-2003, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu
Ahh, it's New Years I should be nice. It would have been sweet though if you went for it:-) It's a very common Cantonese curse- "Go fuck your old mothers pussy." Or just Dyu for short- don't say it. But serously, you'll have a blast. Chinese pride themselves on being good hosts.

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01-31-2003, 06:33 PM

Damn guy it is the year of the goat. Take Party Goat with you.
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01-31-2003, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu
Ahh, it's New Years I should be nice. It would have been sweet though if you went for it:-) It's a very common Cantonese curse- "Go fuck your old mothers pussy." Or just Dyu for short- don't say it. But serously, you'll have a blast. Chinese pride themselves on being good hosts.

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01-31-2003, 06:40 PM

Originally posted by AmeliaG

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01-31-2003, 06:47 PM

Say this:
Gong Hay Fa Choi

It means happy New Years.

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01-31-2003, 06:51 PM

I can't believe this is a dilemma! Man, you are CRAZY not to go. There'll be tons of food and a bunch of people trying to be friendly and happy.

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01-31-2003, 06:53 PM

when you meet people also say: Hum-got-chun

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01-31-2003, 06:57 PM

all this bukkake talk has got me rollin' in the frickin' dough. i mean come on, like she's really gonna end up naked with chow mein all over her and 50 small dick dongs around her...

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01-31-2003, 07:04 PM

bukkake and chinese, it dont go!

bukkake and japanese, might happen. Japanese are crazy

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01-31-2003, 07:15 PM

Well, here we go.

I'll let ya guys know how it turns out.

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01-31-2003, 07:46 PM

Checking out your sig, that girl with the dyed red hair on the waldo is hot.

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01-31-2003, 07:58 PM

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01-31-2003, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu

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01-31-2003, 11:51 PM

I'm not feeling all that well right now. I just got back from the party.

We were fearful for insulting everyone so we didn't refuse too much of the overwhelming amount of food that was served.

There were a few dishes that I just had to say no to. They had duck feet in it? Thank God for the kid sitting next to us that helped us through the dinner. He told us what was what. There was stuff that I didn't even know that Chinese people even ate. There was this stuff that looked like calimari (squid) but it wasn't - it was just large, disgusting tenticles!

My girlfriend's boss was forcing this chinese beer on us (which was fine for me because I like beer) and this champagne cognac which didn't argee with my stomache - at all.

I was impressed with myself at how I managed to mantain my composure as I calmly walked towards the bathroom. I was ready to break out into a full run. I had one of those tenticles caught in one of my teeth (and I just couldn't get it out).

All in all, it wasn't that bad.

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02-04-2003, 10:51 AM

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