Too Short's NEW X-Rated website - PimpAndHo.com - thanks to Nick! - Coming soon...

Incase you'd like to watch a video of Too Short from the Players Ball New Orleans 2000, check this out.

http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/ia...rt3/toobig.ram
high speed only

Too Short shoves his dick in Busty Angels face, she's holding the camera.

Good stuff.

Shorts the man!

Maybe next time we have a Atlanta gathering too short could represent

I have EVERY 2 short cd and some shit I dl'd from WinMX including 'My dick, My sack'

Short is the MAN, if you wanna send me a graphic it'll find it's way onto Setgo in honor of Short!

He tried, remember the Hummer at InterNEXT...he failed.

"Invasion of the flat booty bitches.....what's this world coming to...invasion of the flat booty bitches....where's yo ass, what happened to you!"

hahaahaha $hort's da shit!

nah it's 'where's yo ass? Baby, WHAT HAPPENED??'

but you're right, that's the funniest rap song ever made

I really don't know what to say..Such love is being shown here for Short Dog he is really feeling our vibe.......

We hope you enjoy the site when it's released as much as we do!
Short Dog is 100% committed to retiring from Rap again ...and this time for real to do the web thang!

NO BS- even digital underground and Snoop got full time jobs...but Too $hort wants in the game VERY BAD.

He is now in it :-)) Thanks for all the love and I hope with all the mainstream press that will surround this venture many of you will help out dramatically, and benefit from some exposure.

This will include many mainstream interviews as well as "specials", Stern, VIBE magazine, the Source...and who knows what else we have up our sleeves....

So you wanna become a PIMP?"

This site will show you how to PIMP-

Wanna be a HO?

EMAIL [email protected] at ONCE!

Yeah but didnt he do like a voyuer cam site?...Think about it,Dennis Rodman could get quality poon the rest of his life,so just make it like Mikes Apartment but the Rodman lifestyle...a paysite wouldnt fail


thats if he agreed to do hardcore,which at this point I don't think he would have a problem

whatever I can do for $hort, consider it done

great idea D$, Too Short is the fucking man. a friend of mine that I trade music with has almost all of his actual original cd's, promos, tapes demos, etc. Some of it is still sealed! He's a big time collector of da short.

good luck!

Thanks Dig -appreciate the PIMP help!



Imagine this............

Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the motherfuckin'
Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old school

Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob Betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, bitch wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
Blowjob Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe fuck with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort Dog'll get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin' how they fucked that bitch
But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fee for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school 'vette

6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, Blowjob Betty started servin' me
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fade-o-nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by Blowjob Betty!

Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y'all niggas don't know though, that's it

KB,

How come you aren't using tooshort.com?

Or tooshortxxx.com?

How's Tatianna?

Good luck!!!!

Man, looks like we have a winner. We love the support. I guess if you're going to pick a personality for an adult site, Too Short is ideal.

I can say, Too Short is a real pimp. Not in the sense of prostitution, he doesn't get down like that. But in the sense of handling his business and getting shit done.

I'll make sure the D$ Show today has some new Too Short tunes.

This is a different project all together. This project is a web project first, not a porn video for distribution. I think the web project he had going wasn't really focused on targeting webmasters for support. So what's it hurt to try a project with KB and D$?

Hopefully we can show him how real internet pimps represent while making money.

A while back, I almost did this project with Ice-T but he went mainstream on primetime TV instead. I'm not worried about primetime TV taking Too Short away this time. He's dedicated and pumped up for this project. For KB and I, it's a trip. Having Too short over yesterday was my real directing debut. I'd have a focus of what he should talk about, and he was a one take wonder. All I can say about Short is that he totally gets it.

One day, maybe we'll take these videos and do a DVD release, but that's not the plan. It's a web thing only for now.

from VH-1 dated Nov 28 2001

Among next week's other notable chart debuts are Timbaland & Magoo's Indecent Proposal at #29; Smashing Pumpkins' retrospective Greatest Hits at #31; Ghostface Killah's Bulletproof Wallets at #34; Jill Scott's first live album, Experience: Jill Scott, at #38; Mick Jagger's Goddess in the Doorway, the Rolling Stones singer's fourth solo album and first in eight years, at #39; Sting's live album All This Time at #40; the Dungeon Family's Even in Darkness at #42; 8Ball's Almost Famous at #47; Marc Anthony's Libre at #57; Too Short's Chase the Cat at #71; G-Dep's Child of the Ghetto at #105; Prince's Rainbow Children at #108; "The Lord of the Rings" soundtrack at #116; Mudvayne's The Beginning of All Things to End at #122; and Hoobastank's self-titled debut at #135.

This report is from MTV News.

Too Short's Chase the Cat at #71;


Not bad...
[B]

That's what I tried to explain to him when we met a while back. No money in video, unless you are using it for promotion/exposure.

You and KB are a perfect fit for Too Short. Just make sure you have a good team doing the grunt work.

He sees that the video side is wasting his time with petty offers. We set him up with the best deal for internet, so he'll see way more coming from the Net then in a video deal. He can be assured of his own success if he just titles the first track of the greatest hits album, pimpandho.com. We're looking to take fresh porn surfers to a paysite and do deals with the exit traffic with other webmasters. The marketing ideas for now include the hook us up and we'll hook you up mentality. That's the way the players on the Net used to do deals back in the day, so since I'm old school, we're stickin' with that.

We'll be offerring webmasters a great partner program with an attractive payout, includes reoccurring and a lease, eventually. Just teaching Short Dogg the game, he'll catch on fast. Hopefully we can get some Homegrown feeds int he members area. Hook it up!

Interesting ...

A shout out to DawgFilms.Com would be tight work.

How can we make that happen?


The Dawg

Well, for now, we're going to do video testimonials for porn video feeds and picture leases. Just hook up a pay site with no members and you've got it! It will also be reviewed int he PimpAndHo.com site.

Then we'll see who gives us sign up love early, we'll make sure all our Net hommies get love one way or another. The top referrers will be rapped about in the first track of the new greatest hits CD. So without promising anything, just send the sign ups when it's time, we'll make money together and if things go well, we'll throw a URL or 2 in a rap.

Hey D$ ~ the chat for your show won't load for me.

You're clips are off the hook!

Nice! Congrats on the new gig KB and D$.... You can count on some love from us as well

Thanks pimp.

Too Short can Bow to the Power.

These 2 bit rappers R a dime a dozen
We takes 'em off stamps
Throws'em in the oven
We bake 'em high
With a touch a CGI
Weez da Boneprone Fam
You be buggin all night!

Muffle that crap
Ya too damn wack
go back from whence ya came
yer not Family so quit playin'
Yer rhymez r soo plain
If I listen I'll go insane
that goes without sayin
BP4L
that's the name

So get down w/ the Boned up Fam
our muffiN's cook like yah don't understand
so put down ya hand
I ain't got no quarter
fo' ya lemonade stand

Ya gots no traffic so ya beg on GFY
Why do you exist?
I ask the lord why...
His will B thy
But you might as well die
'cause ya end is Nigh
ya been 2 damn high
ya sleepin at the Y
kiss ya bandwidth goodbye
the traffic runs dry
so shed a tear and cry
spam some shit and try
to make that list convert
like ya dick that won't squirt
squeeze it harder till it hurt
but don't hurt my feelings
I'm peeling rose petals
for your casket
too bad you can't mask it
I mean your face
so i'm meaning
UR a disgrace
to this biz
so I take a wiz
on your ashes
don't worry I'm unabashed
about my size
BP4L Equipment
U need not apply.

Boneprone-4-Life

Thanks to Too Short for coming on the live D$ Show today.

He was great, he told all.

i fucking missed it i am a bastard

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I'll promote it...It would be the PERFECT cross sell for my site..Part of my philosophy agrees with some of his music...

I respect too-short like a muthafucka for his business and his music. I was just kind of disappointed when I found out that he really doesn't pimp at all, never did pimp, and only rapped about pimpin because that's what people wanted to hear and they paid him swell for it. He'll even admit this himself from what I've heard....

But maybe all of what I was told was a lie...it was from some hoe who said she fucked him.....

And my shit would flow perfectly in one of his rhymes....I could come up with shit off the top of my head that "Black Vagina Finder" would fit in....He gotta mention me man...fuck that...

The way I understand it is Too $hort is the character, Todd is the real person. I love $hort's music because:

a) he's funkier than James Brown
b) he doesn't sample, it's all original
c) the fact that he's still around and still relevant is mindblowing... he pre-dates Public Enemy by several years.
d) he's never been about shooting this guy, killing that guy, it's always been about the pussy, and he's ALWAYS had a sense of humor. You can read between the lines of most of his stuff.
e) there's no 'kill whitey' lines in his music

I agree with you Dig... except the sample part. And maybe the part about James Brown. That's a stretch.

"he doesn't sample, it's all original "

That's actually incorrect Blowjob Betty as we as I' a Player off the top of my head, are both sampled one an old reggae riff the latter being Bootsy Collins..in fact he samples Parliament a lot and was the FIRST to do so.

But much love to ya brotha for being a fan of the project!

Day-um, you guys live next to a highway or something?

Too Short! That sounds very intriguing, D-Money.

I might be interested in lending some hot spooky girls if you like. I am Los Angeles-based. Whatcha think?

--Amelia G

I believe he quit sampling after everybody else started doing it. I don't think there's any samples on his last three or four cd's but I woudn't swear to it.

James Brown is a badass, but he doesn't make my head bob like 'Can't Stay Away'

Hook it up!

We'll just have fun with it. For fans of Too Short, it's like a dream come true. Hang out, share your ho's, party, make money together.

The thing that people have to remember is, he's just being Too Short. He's always been the same person since he started rappin', always about the pussy. And money. I've seen lot's of webmasters have success stemmed from their sex drive. This cat has the biggest sex drive I've ever seen. Even when we're just brainstorming business, he'll bring a ho with him. He introduced me to his last ho, he said her name is "Special". That shit cracks me up. I was like, "yeah, you're Special alright". You have to wonder if she even went by that name before Too Short or if Too Short told the bitch, this is what I'm callin' you.

Anyway, Too Short will make this busiiness more fun for lot's of webmasters, I'm proud to be pimpin' the king of pimps.

As far as him not being a real pimp, we had a discussion about that. He's grown up with real pimps and has the heart of a real pimp. There's a connection even real pimps can't deny. He talks just like a real pimp, thinks like one too. The only difference is that he's made money from music instead of the old profession. But had he not made money in music, he'd pimp for real I'd bet. But since he's made his money elsewhere, why profit from sex? He's true to sex. Connecting with our industry proves that he can now make money from sex on the internet, pimpin' on the web.

Thanks again everyone for being so supportive from the very beginning which is now. It's in it's early stages, but looks like in no time we'll be up and running with an originally themed site.

Interested in shoots with Short Dogg? e-mail me, [email protected]

We're interested in joining forces with content providers.

This shit is starting to get fun!

It sounds like you are having a ball!

OK, this is my last post before bed, I think.

Too Short's influence over me. Growing up I loved that tune Rappers Ball ("I love the way you Players Ball.")

That's the line they sing in the tune. I always thought he was saying, "See you at the Players Ball".

He was speakin' of Players Ballin', I was thinking up a party instead. It wasn't until the other day when speaking with Short that I realized I heard it wrong all of these years.

So I started an event called Players Ball, 90% influenced by that tune because the name sounded so cool. The other 10% was learning about a pimp tradition that dates back over hundred years, from what the pimps told me.

Hence the "D$'s Players Ball".

are you sure about that?


Average White Band
Cut the Cake: (Atlantic 1975)
* "Schoolboy Crush"
Too Short's "Life is Too Short"

Bliss, Melvin
7" single, 'Reward' B-Side: (Sunburst 1977)
* "Synthetic Substitution" (Drums)
Too Short's "Hoes"

Bootsy's Rubber Band, (Collins, William "Bootsy")
Stretching out in Bootsy's Rubber Band: (Warner Bros 1976)
* "I'd Rather Be with You"
Too Short's "Gettin' It"

Bootsy's Rubber Band, (Collins, William "Bootsy")
Ahh. . . The Name's Bootsy Baby: (Warner Bros 1977)
* "Can't Stay Away"
Too Short's "Can't Stay Away (Outro)"

Bootsy's Rubber Band, (Collins, William "Bootsy")
Bootsy? Player of the Year: (Warner Bros 1978)
* "Hollywood Squares" (Vocals)
Too Short's "I'm a Player"

Bootsy's Rubber Band, (Collins, William "Bootsy")
Ultra Wave: (Warner Bros 1980)
* "Mug Push"
Too Short's "Playboy Short"

Brides of Funkenstein
Funk or Walk: (Atlantic 1978)
* "Disco to Go"
Too Short's "Giving up the Funk"

Cameo
Cardiac Arrest: (Casablanca 1977)
* "Funk Funk"
Too Short's "In the Trunk"

Chubukos
7" single: (Mainstream 1973)
* "House of Rising Funk"
Too Short's "I Want to Be Free"

Fatback (Band, The)
Hot Box: (Spring 1980)
* "Love Spell"
Too Short's "Gotta Get Some Lovin'"

Four Tops
Keeper of the Castle: (ABC 1972)
* "Ain't No Woman (Like the One I Got)"
Too Short's "Ain't No B---hes"

Funkadelic
Tales of a Kidd Funkadelic: (Westbound 1976)
* "Take Your Dead A-s Home"
Too Short's "Hoes"

Funkadelic
Uncle Jam Wants You: (Warner Bros 1979)
* "Freak of the Week"
Too Short's "The Dangerous Crew"

Hathaway, Donny
Everything Is Everything: (Atlantic 1970)
* "The Ghetto"
Too Short's "The Ghetto"

Kool and the Gang
Wild and Peaceful: (De-Lite 1973)
* "Hollywood Swinging"
Too Short's "Money in the Ghetto"

Mayfield, Curtis
Got to Find a Way: (Curtom 1974)
* "Cannot Find a Way"
Too Short's "I Ain't Nuthin but a Dogg"

Ohio Players
Pleasure: (Westbound 1972)
* "Funky Worm"
Too Short's "Sample the Funk"

Ohio Players
Climax: (Westbound 1974)
* "Climax"
Too Short's "It Don't Stop"

Ohio Players
Honey: (Mercury 1975)
* "I Want to Be Free"
Too Short's "I Want to Be Free"

Ohio Players
Honey: (Mercury 1975)
* "Fopp"
Too Short's "Hard on the Boulevard"
Too Short's "I Ain't Nuthin but a Dogg"

Ohio Players
?: (? ?)
* "Dirty Worm"
Too Short's "Sample the Funk"

One Way
Wild Night: (MCA 1982)
* "Don't Fight the Feeling"
Too Short's "Don't Fight the Feeling"
Too Short's "Don't Fight the Intro"

Parliament
Mothership Connection: (Casablanca 1976)
* "Night of the Thumpasorus Peoples"
Too Short's "No Love from Oakland"

Parliament
The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein: (Casablanca 1976)
* "Dr. Funkenstein"
Too Short's "It's Your Life"

Parliament
Funkentelechy vs. the Placebo Syndrome: (Casablanca 1977)
* "Flashlight"
Too Short's "Bad Ways"

Parliament
Motor Booty Affair: (Casablanca 1978)
* "Aquaboogie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadoloop)"
Too Short's "Dead or Alive"

Parliament
Trombipulation: (Casablanca 1980)
* "Agony of Defeet"
Too Short's "Step Daddy"


Pickett, Wilson
I Want You: (EMI 1979)
* "Shameless"
Too Short's "All My B-----s are Gone"

Silver Convention
Silver Convention: (Midland Int 1976)
* "Heart of Stone"
Too Short's "Oakland Style"

Skyy
Skyyway: (Salsoul 1980)
* "High"
Too Short's "Short But Funky" (Vocals)

Skyy
Skyyline: (Salsoul 1981)
* "Call Me"
Too Short ft Lil' Kim's "Call Me" (Vocal Interpolation)


White, Barry
I've Got So Much to Give: (Casablanca 1973)
* "I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More, Babe" (Drums)
Too Short's "In the Trunk"

Clarke, Stanley
Modern Man: (CBS/Epic 1978)
* "Slow Dance" (Drums)
Too Short's "I Ain't Nothin. . ."


Crane, L.
?: (? ?)
* "Pack it Up"
Too Short's "It Don't Stop"


Julian, Don
Shorty the Pimp: (Southbound 1998)
* "Shorty the Pimp"
Too Short's "Intro (_Shorty the Pimp_)"


Washington, Grover, Jr.
Mister Magic: (Kudu 1975)
* "Black Frost"
Too Short's "So You Want to Be a Gangster?"

Williams, K. & Co.
?: (? ?)
* "Sweet Music. . ."
Too Short's "I Want to Be Free"

Black Sabbath
Black Sabbath: (Warner Bros 1970)
* "Behind the Wall of Sleep" (Drums)
Too Short's "Paystyle"

Odetta
Odetta Sings: (Polydor ?)
* "Hit or Miss"
Too Short's "Ain't Nothin but a Word to Me"

Sister Nancy
One, Two: (Techniques 1982)
* "Bam Bam"
Too Short's "B--w Job Betty"

Hm.. pimpandho.com .. won't most people who hear the URL on the radio type in pimpandhoe.com .. or pimpsandhoes.com .. or something? they might get confused.. should prolly go ahead and buy all domains just in case..

Work our program with the type ins!

LOL

Go get them. We can spell it out in the rap with a funky melodic rap style. Kind of like how people remembered that rock song with Jenny's #, 867-5309, back in the 80's. And I still remember that tune and whole phone #.

This is like the behind the scenes making of a rap tune for the adult Net. The first mainstream rap song about porn websites, we must not have mispelled type ins!

Only 1 true PimpandHo
I'll give u a call 2moro D...

no, and I said so: "I don't think there's any samples on his last three or four cd's but I woudn't swear to it."

kinda funny that you're lame enough to work that hard to prove me 'wrong' though

yeah that was some effort I must admit...but he is right!

I am thankful for the lsiting of credits...I have every album he sampled off of but the Cameo album.

I need that album too!

You can't beat any of Bootzilla's track's Bootsy Collins is an olf friend as well as one of my bass playing idols.

I am off for Jamaica Mon!