My dog hates it when you blow air outta your mouth. Hates it even worse when you do it right in her face. This is the only time she'll show her teeth to me.
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My dog hates the kids that walk by and squeal and make all sorts of horrid child noises. He wants to bite their faces off, especially when they tease him through the fence.
flick a lighter at him, his teeth come out and he is in attack mode.
grab some metal barbcue tongs and clank em together same reaction. I cook daily so i use tongs daily, he always peeks around the kitchen corners to instigate my attack.
funny, i terrorize him with both usually daily, he loves it when i chase him with flaming things.
My cats hate my dog, the dog doesn't hate much of anything, he's a living vacuum himself. The cats all go out of their way to torment him.
*sigh*
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Oh yeah. My dog also hates it when I hide under a blanket. He starts to bark, and bite my moving hand (under the blanket) with damn good grip. Hurts like hell.. I like to do that on a daily basis. When He finally gets me out from under the blanket he just leaves the room. I think he's just looking for excuses to bite me.
I'm a fan of any fatheaded dogs, I got two rotts myself, the female hates the vacuum but runs from it, she hates all animals as well (cept my male that she tolerates) so I have trouble watching the discovery channel...she attacks the TV when sharks, elephants, whatever come on TV and she REALLY hates horses on TV....
My male is wicked nice, likes most animals and loves people BUTTTTT he HATES getting a hug, he starts doing a very strange psycho growl, but it's fun to fuck with him sometimes ;)
Well it began when he was a pup, when I would cook stuff in my broiler which is in the bottom part of the oven. Somehow he figured since it was his height, he was entitled to it. So anytime I would flip a steak for example, he would be right there so I would clank the tongs at him.
Now its a game, anytime we cook any type of meat and use tongs to flip it, he is always lurking and we just snap the tongs at him and he goes nuts.
Its really funny. I like to do it spontaneously in the kitchen and watch him peel out on the tiles. Its hilarious to see his tubby little self baring his teeth and trying to run.
At my old place my roomate had a weiner dog and it hated the vacuum cleaner when it was on, always tried to attack it when it was in motion while barking up a storm. Funny thing is when I turned the thing off the damn dog would lick the vacuum cleaner forever. Never did understand why.
The mailman. Cliche', but true. lol. He'll tear up the mail if I'm not there to stop him... it comes into a slot that empties into a compartent with a door that he can lift up with his nose. Oh, and the vaccuum, too, lol.
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