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  • D-Money
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2002
    • 9716

    #1

    Too Short's NEW X-Rated website - PimpAndHo.com - thanks to Nick! - Coming soon...

    Nick, thanks for the name, I promised I'd put it to good use. It's not up yet.

    Check it out, KB, Too Short and myself have entered into a partnership for an x-rated project. He's the host of an adult site, with great commentaries about porn. He'll also be discussing pimping, and giving lessons. We'll talk about music, his influences and going out to music industry parties, D$ Show style. We're gonna try and cross over porn and rap officially and catch it on tape.

    His greatest hits albulm will be released and the first track will be pimpandho.com (if all goes as planned). The song is about the site and the industry, adult webmastering. We're hoping we can fish in some good quality mainstream traffic. His audience is definitely old enough and capable of buying a porn membership.

    We'd love to grow this project with other webmasters. If anyone wants to do some deals with traffic, content, you name it, just hit me up or KB. Too Short is really looking forward to changing his career for a while into being a webmaster with an adult site. He loves the idea of pimpin' on the web with something he raps about already.

    Here's what I shot today just for you guys. He lives in LA, so we're shooting all of the time. We need hot models in LA, interested in lending a few for exposure?

    Here's the clip, if you're a Too Short fan, you'll really dig it.

    I have more on the way. He talks about the song Players Ball and then talks about our Players Ball parties. He's performed at 2 and came as a guest for 2 others.

    http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/tooshort/trailer.ram

    slow speed - http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/to.../trailer56.ram
    Still Ballin'
  • D-Money
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Feb 2002
    • 9716

    #2
    How about, get your dot com mentioned in the new Too Short album for, um, 5,000 sign ups?

    Let's make a deal!
    Still Ballin'

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    • Socks
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      • May 2002
      • 8475

      #3
      How do I get in touch with you DMoney

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      • D-Money
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Feb 2002
        • 9716

        #4
        [email protected]
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        • Rich
          So Fucking Banned
          • Jan 2003
          • 11486

          #5
          nice

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          • Socks
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            • May 2002
            • 8475

            #6
            Originally posted by D-Money
            [email protected]
            Isn't that SEGuru? ;)

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            • BigFrog
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              • Sep 2002
              • 2057

              #7
              life is...too $hort

              that was a good album

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              • katdaddy
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 418

                #8
                is this for real? quite interesting idea... hmmmm ill keep in eye out for this one and cant wait till the finished product
                To have ultimate victory, you must be ruthless. Napoleon Bonaparte, 1769-1821

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                • Plat
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 2680

                  #9
                  I wanna be mentioned!

                  What if I send 10,000...can I get like "Plat" mentioned too? :c)
                  Im fuckin retired

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                  • D-Money
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 9716

                    #10
                    It's real, and he's dedicated. He's going to be posting on this board soon enough, you'll see. KB and I are teaching Too Short the internet pimpin' game, he'll do just fine I'm sure.

                    I figured, whether I'm a partner or not, I'd love to help the guy because he's really cool. I'll take the partnership though!

                    Should be just as fun side project, we'll see where it goes and have a blast doing it. KB is truly in his element with this project and has been and will continue to be instrumental. Thanks KB!

                    Stay tuned, more clips on the way. Who has a hot model that will sit with Too Short in a jacuzzi? Let's cross promote sites.
                    Still Ballin'

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                    • D-Money
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 9716

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Socks


                      Isn't that SEGuru? ;)
                      Nope, always been me.
                      Still Ballin'

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                      • drunkdollars
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 2734

                        #12
                        Originally posted by D-Money
                        It's real, and he's dedicated. He's going to be posting on this board soon enough, you'll see. KB and I are teaching Too Short the internet pimpin' game, he'll do just fine I'm sure.

                        I figured, whether I'm a partner or not, I'd love to help the guy because he's really cool. I'll take the partnership though!

                        Should be just as fun side project, we'll see where it goes and have a blast doing it. KB is truly in his element with this project and has been and will continue to be instrumental. Thanks KB!

                        Stay tuned, more clips on the way. Who has a hot model that will sit with Too Short in a jacuzzi? Let's cross promote sites.
                        Dmoney I just messaged kb about that cross promote thing .

                        He doesnt repond to me anymore. haha


                        Lets talk
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                        • D-Money
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 9716

                          #13
                          Like I said, if you are a Too Short fan, you'll like this clip too.

                          http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/to...rsballsong.ram

                          and slow speed, http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/to...ballsong56.ram

                          He talks about the tune, "Rappers Ball", in which they sign the words, "Players Ball". It's an old school classic rap tune, trust me.

                          We're just showing some stuff we'll include in the pay site, figured some of you would enjoy it.

                          More clips on the way.

                          Too Short might be on the live D$ Show tomorrow. Tune in, http://www.d-moneyshow.com
                          Still Ballin'

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                          • Aly-Python
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                            • Mar 2002
                            • 1439

                            #14
                            WONDERFUL, Darling! WONDERFUL!

                            Yet another great idea! Let's chat...

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                            • Nick
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2001
                              • 259

                              #15
                              I knew u would put that name to good use!!!!!!

                              Can't wait to see the site.... I'll send you some traffic.. Mention Darkflash on the album.. jk

                              Maybe I'll redirect my other pimpin' domain at the site as well.. SportFucking.com
                              Last edited by Nick; 01-30-2003, 10:46 PM.

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                              • rooster
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 2384

                                #16
                                I liked too short when i was 15, but hell that was over ten years ago. Hes washed up.
                                Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                                • TheGoldenChild
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 6940

                                  #17
                                  My boy Too $hort is teaching me new pimp tricks..

                                  Between him, Snoop, and the Bishop - I have been pimpified.

                                  Short Dog is in the house....and he wants to be a BALLER on the web...help us make Too $hort the first rapper on the cover of Forbes Magazine!

                                  pimpandho.com

                                  Don't hate the players...hate all the games.

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                                  • katdaddy
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                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 418

                                    #18
                                    hey D-Money this is some nice stuff Im happy to see the two industries in marriage!

                                    good interview and neverseen before joints!
                                    To have ultimate victory, you must be ruthless. Napoleon Bonaparte, 1769-1821

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                                    • nocostporn
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                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 5228

                                      #19
                                      I've been waiting for somebody to pull a connect to get somebody semi-famous to start a reality style type of scheme...Always thought it would be Dennis Rodman though
                                      CashTheChecks.com -coming soon-
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                                      • D-Money
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Feb 2002
                                        • 9716

                                        #20
                                        Here's a message to webmasters from Too Short.

                                        http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/to...terswanted.ram

                                        and slow speed
                                        http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/to...rswanted56.ram
                                        Still Ballin'

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                                        • jhen
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                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 156

                                          #21
                                          D$


                                          This is completely off topic but I am interested in getting a rep on your show talking about a new vid that is being released to the webmaster community that features a very well known girl in the media right now.........would you be interested in having something like that on your show?????
                                          jhen

                                          How would you like One Wilshire behind your business

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                                          • D-Money
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 9716

                                            #22
                                            e-mail me

                                            [email protected]
                                            Still Ballin'

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                                            • drunkdollars
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                                              • Apr 2002
                                              • 2734

                                              #23
                                              Bellla who?
                                              SIGS ARE GAY

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                                              • GTS Mark
                                                Vrume Mark
                                                • Jan 2001
                                                • 20912

                                                #24
                                                I wonder if Too Short will give up being a rapper and start posting galleries everyday?

                                                I have someone who can show him a thing or two about galleries



                                                DH

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                                                • beemk
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                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 20829

                                                  #25
                                                  havent heard much from too $hort lately, what are his recent album sales like?
                                                  I host with Vacares

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                                                  • drunkdollars
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                                                    • Apr 2002
                                                    • 2734

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                    I wonder if Too Short will give up being a rapper and start posting galleries everyday?

                                                    I have someone who can show him a thing or two about galleries



                                                    DH
                                                    Kb ofcourse is a great gallery builder I see him back there
                                                    SIGS ARE GAY

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                                                    • ytcracker
                                                      stc is the greatest
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 12403

                                                      #27
                                                      bow down to fucking too short
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                                                      • D-Money
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 9716

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by beemk
                                                        havent heard much from too $hort lately, what are his recent album sales like?
                                                        I believe his latest album went Platinum (Chase The Cat), not positive, KB would know off hand. He has 6 platinum and 4 gold albums.

                                                        How many other artists can say that? That's huge. Name other artists with 6 platinum, you'll see he's in good company.

                                                        He's about to release his greatest hits, track #1 is PimpAndHo.com.

                                                        Crossin' it over, pimpin' a pimp.

                                                        This should be fun.
                                                        Still Ballin'

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                                                        • ytcracker
                                                          stc is the greatest
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 12403

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by D-Money

                                                          He's about to release his greatest hits, track #1 is PimpAndHo.com.
                                                          webmaster rapping is the new wave
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                                                          • D-Money
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                            • 9716

                                                            #30
                                                            And here's my final clip from today.

                                                            http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/to...layersball.ram

                                                            slow speed http://www.d-moneyshow.com/videos/to...yersball56.ram


                                                            He speaks about his experiences with the Players Ball, and first impression. I love this clip.
                                                            Still Ballin'

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                                                            • D-Money
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                              • 9716

                                                              #31
                                                              YTC, want to write a rap for him, you know the name of the track. We'll give credits if he uses any of it.

                                                              Hip the man to the game of webmaster rap.
                                                              Still Ballin'

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                                                              • ytcracker
                                                                stc is the greatest
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 12403

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by D-Money
                                                                YTC, want to write a rap for him, you know the name of the track. We'll give credits if he uses any of it.

                                                                Hip the man to the game of webmaster rap.
                                                                ill lace a verse with him for sure.

                                                                on a side note when i make it out to cali im gonna have to swing through and take u and kb out to dinner or something. thanks a grip for the love you show.

                                                                i might call in the show too tomorrow if its all gravy. stay up d.
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                                                                • Pornwolf
                                                                  Drunk and Unruly
                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                  • 22712

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Too Short is timeless. Short Dogg doesn't ever have to make another album but if he says anything about some naked women and pimping the public will follow. You can count on that.

                                                                  D-Money, make sure he knows he will make way more money off of this stuff than anything that Jive ever paid him! Haha
                                                                  I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                  Webair, bitches.

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                                                                  • TheGoldenChild
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                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 6940

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by drunkdollars


                                                                    Kb ofcourse is a great gallery builder I see him back there

                                                                    I am not a gallery builder in the pic..I am just protecting my investment!

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                                                                    • WarChild
                                                                      Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 17263

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Hey D-Money, you probably won't remember me but I met you very, very briefly at the players ball in Vegas, year before this last one. Cool to see you're here too.

                                                                      Two things:

                                                                      Where's the humptydanceXXX.com?

                                                                      And at that concert, and forgive my ignoranc, who was that on stage with Humpty doing "Got 5 on it" I was kinda tied up and didn't see any of that.

                                                                      Daymon
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                                                                      • D-Money
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                        • 9716

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                        Hey D-Money, you probably won't remember me but I met you very, very briefly at the players ball in Vegas, year before this last one. Cool to see you're here too.

                                                                        Two things:

                                                                        Where's the humptydanceXXX.com?

                                                                        And at that concert, and forgive my ignoranc, who was that on stage with Humpty doing "Got 5 on it" I was kinda tied up and didn't see any of that.

                                                                        Daymon
                                                                        Hey Daymon, good to bump into you again too.

                                                                        What's humptydancexxx.com? I have no idea. I can look into it, whatever it is or was.

                                                                        The guy from 5 On It is Numskull from the Luniz. They're recent album is great and has Fat Joe on one track.


                                                                        OK, did I hear someone say they wanted their URL in a song on Too Shorts next album? Are we up to 10,000 joins in exchange yet? Have your sex site rapped about in am upcoming classic, probably platinum album. I'm figuring because it's his greatest hits and his last album was a big success. 6 platinum already.

                                                                        Where are my marketers? What do you think. The top 3 resellers get the url of their choice rapped in an upcoming Too Short track about the adult net. You can be the exit console of the track!
                                                                        Still Ballin'

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                                                                        • WarChild
                                                                          Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 17263

                                                                          #37
                                                                          I was kidding about humptydanceXXX.com.

                                                                          I thought that was Luniz, sounded like it. Cool to know, thanks for answering a nagging question.

                                                                          10,000 signups .. Daamn That'd take me a long time
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                                                                          • D-Money
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 9716

                                                                            #38
                                                                            How about 100 sign ups?

                                                                            LOL

                                                                            You don't ask, you don't get. Rule #1.

                                                                            Numskull performed almost the whole set with Digital, he was great.

                                                                            We have footage of that on the d-moneyshow.com site.

                                                                            The new 50 Cent cuts, with Digital and Luniz, hot remix. Pretty rare stuff.
                                                                            Still Ballin'

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                                                                            • Nick
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 259

                                                                              #39
                                                                              OK, did I hear someone say they wanted their URL in a song on Too Shorts next album?
                                                                              You've got mail :D

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                                                                              • WarChild
                                                                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                • 17263

                                                                                #40
                                                                                100 sign ups? No problem. Sign me up!
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                                                                                • L0stMind
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                  • 1681

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I read this thread and shake my head...

                                                                                  2short and porn makes sense...

                                                                                  2short as a webmaster?! Please! Shit don't seem right!



                                                                                  Now, as for getting a url dropped, hmmm... 100 sign ups? how bout some cash money? 100 signups is like $4500 only.. I can find that to catch some fame from a 2short track!

                                                                                  http://cashcore.com
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                                                                                  • 421Fill
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                    • 20659

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Fucking A, cool. I've always like Too Short's shit. This is gonna be sweet. Nice.

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                                                                                    • WarChild
                                                                                      Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                      • 17263

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      isn't 10,000 sign ups like $450,000 .. that's pretty expensive!

                                                                                      100 no prob.. Cash or sign ups, let me know.

                                                                                      Daymon
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                                                                                      • D-Money
                                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                                        • 9716

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Maybe we should just sell advertising in Too Short tracks. Track 1 is worth the most. LOL

                                                                                        Start the bidding, we might do better with the highest bidder.

                                                                                        LOL

                                                                                        Man, this project could get fun. I'm thankful that Too Short has the pimp mentality. He can appreciate the way KB and I pimp.

                                                                                        Don't hate the player...
                                                                                        Still Ballin'

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                                                                                        • Nick
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                          • 259

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          This should be fun

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                                                                                          • WarChild
                                                                                            Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                                            • 17263

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I think it'd be cool to hear one of my free site domains just mentioned by the man.

                                                                                            I've been in to 2short since I was pretty young ... Does he really walk with a limp though? heh

                                                                                            Anyway, if you're seriously going to sell short blurbs, man I'm down. Let me know what it costs .. I almost dont even care if it makes any money. ;)

                                                                                            Daymon
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                                                                                            • Kray
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                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 296

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              this will be the End of the online porn industry
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                                                                                              • shermo

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                D-Money,

                                                                                                Love the idea. Snoop took it 1 step, and you just took it 3 steps more. It's crossovers like this that will move the industry forward by bringing it notoriety, and it's something that will get everybody excited.

                                                                                                I can't wait to see some real "freaky tales"!

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                                                                                                • D-Money
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                  • 9716

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  LOL

                                                                                                  I'm just glad that most rappers are rappin' about sex and not violence these days.

                                                                                                  The future of webmarketing is in mainstream.

                                                                                                  Taking audiences from TV, radio, newspapers, etc into websites will be huge.

                                                                                                  Think about how much air play a hit song gets per market. If you had a #1 hit with the URL as the title of the tune, how many uniques a day would that produce?

                                                                                                  The trick, have a clean radio version and a dirty version.

                                                                                                  I'd have a couple other big rappers in the tune and the best beat of the new cuts. Then there could be a real shot at a top hit. We'll see. Stay tuned as the science project continues.
                                                                                                  Still Ballin'

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                                                                                                  • D-Money
                                                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                                    • 9716

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    As long as I have your attention, tune into the D$ Show tomorrow,

                                                                                                    http://www.d-moneyshow.com

                                                                                                    I'll try and have Too Short talk about his new internet porn career.

                                                                                                    Shit, I should go to bed, it's 4:00 am here. I'll work til 4:20 at this point.
                                                                                                    Still Ballin'

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