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  • HGrocer
    Registered User
    • Dec 2002
    • 33

    #1

    HornyGrocer.com - 50/50 Split - Reality Content - High Conversions

    Make sure to click on our banner ad on GFY to earn lot's of cash!! www.hornygrocer.com
  • Eric
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2000
    • 8818

    #2
    Looks good. Nice a different for a change. Welcome our new advertiser to the board guys.
    No One

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    • drunkdollars
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2002
      • 2734

      #3
      Check out analaboriginal.com the new site we are working on .I think we should trade some traffic
      SIGS ARE GAY

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      • heymatty
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 2188

        #4
        Looks good but your tour loaded very slow for me.

        Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash

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        • x-vision
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2002
          • 1013

          #5
          is it me or is your site still loading 5 minutes later.
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          • robfantasy
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 6445

            #6
            slow as fuck
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            • gornyhuy
              Chafed.
              • May 2002
              • 18041

              #7
              Yeah, your load time is horrible. I'm on a T1 here and it took minutes.

              icq:159548293

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              • theWatsonian
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2001
                • 1737

                #8
                If only that kind of stuff happened to me when I was working in a grocery store!
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                • Rick Latona
                  The Best Ideas Start Here
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 6037

                  #9
                  Originally posted by drunkdollars
                  Check out analaboriginal.com the new site we are working on .I think we should trade some traffic
                  The site won't pull up for me. Let me know about it. If it is anything like http://www.savagesonblondes.com/ I'll send you a shit load of traffic. That site is on to something with the tour. Too bad the content is just blacks on blondes. Hit me up if your content is original and has to do with aboriginals getting anal on white chicks. It'll make a killing.
                  Regards,

                  Rick Latona
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                  • candyflip
                    Carpe Visio
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 43074

                    #10
                    Slooooooooooooooow load. Optimize baby!

                    Spend you some brain.
                    Email Me

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                    • DeanCapture
                      Haters & Trolls SUCK!
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 9275

                      #11
                      Originally posted by HGrocer
                      Make sure to click on our banner ad on GFY to earn lot's of cash!! www.hornygrocer.com

                      Cool idea - but slooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

                      Tried to watch the trailer and it stopped 5 times - would would pay for that?

                      Is that you Gregg? Who is the big titted girl? Looks like.....ummmm, Saraya Hope???

                      Laterz -
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                      • JFK
                        FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 67369

                        #12
                        Neat Idea !

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                        • dantheman
                          OG
                          • May 2002
                          • 3308

                          #13
                          looks good, just needs some speed(see below

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                          • Brown Bear
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2002
                            • 4982

                            #14
                            I like the logo. Who did the design?
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                            • Morgan
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2002
                              • 10520

                              #15
                              Warning: Too many connections in /home/httpd/vhosts/hornygrocer.com/httpdocs/datastore.php on line 18

                              Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /home/httpd/vhosts/hornygrocer.com/httpdocs/datastore.php on line 18
                              Error: Could not connect to database. Please try again later.
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                              • Dveron
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 2794

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
                                Warning: Too many connections in /home/httpd/vhosts/hornygrocer.com/httpdocs/datastore.php on line 18

                                Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /home/httpd/vhosts/hornygrocer.com/httpdocs/datastore.php on line 18
                                Error: Could not connect to database. Please try again later.
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                                • VideoJ
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 750

                                  #17
                                  That's my perverted partner on the site, PhotoGregg. The cutie he's holding is my naked video editor Shauna Banks

                                  I'll have to update my signature...
                                  Somebody stole my damn signture...

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                                  • BigFish
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 1159

                                    #18
                                    Slow for me too! lol

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                                    • HGrocer
                                      Registered User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 33

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BigFish
                                      Slow for me too! lol
                                      We'll work on the speed problem. Should have it fixed later today. I hope this won't stop you from pushing traffic to it. All of your input and comments are greatly appreciated! Thanks.

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                                      • UncleJimmy
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Sep 2002
                                        • 855

                                        #20
                                        verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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                                        • HGrocer
                                          Registered User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 33

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by UncleJimmy
                                          verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
                                          Spoke with PhotoGregg's partner a few minutes ago. Found out that there are a few minor errors in our code that need to be fixed that's affecting the download speed. Also, we've done 10 gig in transfer over the past 48 hours just on our preview pages alone. The combination of these two factors is killing our server. Stay tuned for maximum performance!!

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                                          • Shoplifter
                                            Richest man in Babylon
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 5897

                                            #22
                                            It's too slow to sell right now. Once it is fixed I will give it a go, most of my current programs are falling apart right now.

                                            As well a lot of the graphics and thumbs are blurred. I see a lot of good sites with crappy graphics...just run it through Photoshop and sharpen it up.
                                            Last edited by Shoplifter; 01-30-2003, 12:44 PM.
                                            I Like Blondes

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                                            • LuSiD
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2002
                                              • 434

                                              #23
                                              Regarding Speed:
                                              Ok, everyone... here's the deal... the site is completely automated with PHP and MySQL... the images haven't been caching properly, so everyone that has been viewing the site has been downloading EVERY IMAGE EVERY TIME. This has been fixed, and should be loading faster once a page is loaded in full for the first time. We are still dealing with bandwidth issues, but as of right now, the pages are optimized at full compression.

                                              Regarding Image Quality:
                                              Currently, we only have PHP 4.1.2 with GD 1.6.2 library installed on the server. The site has a VERY complex admin area that resizes the images, crops them, and stores the information of where those files are located in the database. The fact that these images are being resized and cropped by GD 1.6.2 as opposed to 2.x.x is why the images are blurry right now. GD 1.6.2 only has support for 256 color images. Now, I don't have to explain to everyone on GUI why TrueColor looks better than 256 colors. When the new library has been installed on the server, then all of the images will be recreated and there won't be any blurriness.

                                              We are working on correcting these issues. Just stick around because the site is BLOWING UP with traffic right now.
                                              I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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                                              • VideoJ
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 750

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by HGrocer


                                                Spoke with PhotoGregg's partner a few minutes ago. Found out that there are a few minor errors in our code that need to be fixed that's affecting the download speed. Also, we've done 10 gig in transfer over the past 48 hours just on our preview pages alone. The combination of these two factors is killing our server. Stay tuned for maximum performance!!
                                                Just to note, it's not my code, I'm just helping out. I much rather shoot naked women then write PHP code these days
                                                Last edited by VideoJ; 01-30-2003, 01:33 PM.
                                                Somebody stole my damn signture...

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                                                • HGrocer
                                                  Registered User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 33

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by VideoJ


                                                  Just to note, it's not my code, I'm just helping out. I much rather shoot naked women then write PHP code these days
                                                  And I must admit that you are VERY GOOD at shooting naked women!! You can put me back to work shooting the stills anytime!! ;-)

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                                                  • Kre8t0r
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 1304

                                                    #26
                                                    Hey folks!
                                                    Just thought I'd pipe in here since I am the newest mouthpiece of the Photogregg empire!

                                                    Jerry is an awesome coder and Yes he does shoot nekkid women pretty damn good too! I only Hope to have a bit of Gregg & Jerry's talent rub off on me..

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                                                    • LuSiD
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 434

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Kre8t0r
                                                      Hey folks!
                                                      Just thought I'd pipe in here since I am the newest mouthpiece of the Photogregg empire!

                                                      Jerry is an awesome coder and Yes he does shoot nekkid women pretty damn good too! I only Hope to have a bit of Gregg & Jerry's talent rub off on me..
                                                      Just to reiterate for the record what was said earlier by Jerry, he didn't write the code for this site. I did. And as far as the database problems that everyone was getting, that wasn't caused by my code, it was caused by the traffic to the site being so high that mySql didn't have enough open connections in it's configuration to handle it... I solved this issue as soon as it came up.

                                                      I don't mean for this post to sound rude at all even though it might come off that way. I just want to set the record straight for both Jerry's benefit and my own. While I have not experienced Jerry's coding abilities personally (although I'm sure they are quite good), he did provide some good suggestions on how to speed up the caching process, so I appreciate his input on the issue. I didn't exactly use his suggestions because it would require a lot of redesign of the site and provide only minimal increase in speed, but he sparked an idea in me of how I could do it without a lot of redesign, so for that I'm thankful.
                                                      I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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                                                      • Kre8t0r
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 1304

                                                        #28
                                                        LuSiD
                                                        Not rude at all. I was just stating things I know about the team I work with is all, not as to who did or didn't write the code or what was involved to get it right...

                                                        Although I think Gregg might have to see a dentist after all these sweet things he's been eating And the props and stuff might not be helping either...LOL

                                                        Kre8t0r

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                                                        • LuSiD
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 434

                                                          #29
                                                          Well, everything is smooth sailing now. The videos only take a few seconds to start and there's no slowdowns anymore. We are using a SMALL SMALL fraction of the bandwidth now, so all is good. So, for everyone out there noticing the slowdowns before, I recommend checking it out again because it's fast fast fast now.

                                                          And sign up for the Revshare program and make some money while you're at it. Later everyone! PEACE.
                                                          I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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                                                          • harvey
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 9266

                                                            #30
                                                            OK, guys, I'll bump it for you since it seems you don't talk enough between you everyday!

                                                            Imagine this everyday:

                                                            PhotoGreg: LuSiD, here's our new guy Kre8t0r
                                                            Lusid: Hi Kre8t0r, (turning) but who are you?
                                                            PG: I'm PhotoGreg and I work with you
                                                            Kre8t0r: Hi PhotoGreg, I'm Kre8t0r! What's the work about?
                                                            PG: Really don't know, let's ask VideoJ
                                                            everybody: and who is he?
                                                            PG: Another guy who works with us. But remind me your names and why are you here...
                                                            Kre8t0r: Dunno, I don't code
                                                            lusid: dunno, I'm Kre8t0r... I guess... or maybe not... do I code?

                                                            (and this continues...)

                                                            Happily you found a public board to communicate between yourselves!

                                                            just kidding, enjoy the bump!
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                                                            • SleazyDream
                                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 41470

                                                              #31
                                                              does that grocer deliver?
                                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                              • D-man
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2001
                                                                • 1291

                                                                #32
                                                                looks like Tylo and Bill need an image optimizer still

                                                                they did vegashardcore.com for me and a few other sites - sept they are pesky little pricks - the works good

                                                                FYPM

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                                                                • LuSiD
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 434

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I can only dream of the day when everyone has experienced the incredible admin system that can be created with PHP, MySQL, the GD library, and an efficient programmer such as myself. Image optimization? How about ON THE FLY. LoL
                                                                  I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

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                                                                  • vegasdude
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                                    • 3649

                                                                    #34
                                                                    oh buga buga
                                                                    Did you fucking talk to me??!
                                                                    Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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                                                                    • JimmyReject
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                      • 489

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Signed up and gonna start pushing you.

                                                                      One thing you might want to look at is the signup form doesn't allow for UK webmasters to enter a 6 digit postcode.

                                                                      Plus you don't ask for a SSN, you gotta watch those russions lol

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