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who would you clone?

01-30-2003, 02:05 AM

According to this article more people think Albert Einstein should be cloned than Jesus.

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We know Bush wouldn't be happy but who, other than your family members, would you clone if you had the chance?
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01-30-2003, 02:09 AM

What would cloning Jesus accomplish? We've already got plenty of talented natural born carpenters and I don?t think Jesus knows how to use a lathe.

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01-30-2003, 02:17 AM

Chris Farley fuck!!!!!!! Easy choice!

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01-30-2003, 02:20 AM

Hmmm. tuff question.
IF the cloned person would exactly the same as the original,
I'd clone Kurt Cobain. I enjoy his music.. but clones probably don't have the same qualities than the original, so I would have to say :
Bill Gates.

Train him as my slave.
Kill the original.
Replace him with my clone = $ in my pocket

..and I'm off.
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01-30-2003, 02:23 AM

i'd say clone jimmy kimmel and adam corolla and let them duke it out in a celebrity vs. celebrity clone tag team match.

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01-30-2003, 03:16 AM

id say albert einstein would be a great clone, thomas edison, all the great scholars of our time.... maybe clone Freud and ask him if he was molested by a man when he was a kid....

id certainly make an army of pamela anderson's and sell them to people as an upsell on my websites.....

id clone hitler so we could torture him when we get bored....

theres a million good reasons to clone certain people...

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01-30-2003, 03:50 AM

What would a clone know about anything ? Zip. I'll take a clone of Natalie Wood.

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01-30-2003, 04:21 AM

I would clone myself...... get my clone to do all the work and sit back while the money rolls in!!!!!!!!!
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01-30-2003, 07:24 AM

George W Bush... then he could play war with himself

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01-30-2003, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by directfiesta
George W Bush... then he could play war with himself

On the other hand, 2 George W is scary....

Last edited by directfiesta; 01-30-2003, 07:27 AM.

I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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01-30-2003, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
Hmmm. tuff question.
IF the cloned person would exactly the same as the original,
I'd clone Kurt Cobain. I enjoy his music.. but clones probably don't have the same qualities than the original, so I would have to say :
Bill Gates.

Train him as my slave.
Kill the original.
Replace him with my clone = $ in my pocket

Thants pretty funny! Can I get in on that deal? I'll help you kill the orginial and keep a percentage of the money? Let's talk.

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01-30-2003, 07:27 AM

Thomas Jefferson and Leonardo Da Vinci should be cloned.

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01-30-2003, 07:31 AM

One of my dogs passed on a few months back. I'd clone her. I've actually got some hair and blood samples saved, so perhaps one day this will actually be something I can do

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01-30-2003, 07:34 AM

I'd clone Hitler and raise him as a good, compassionate person, instead of what he was.

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01-30-2003, 07:39 AM

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01-30-2003, 07:50 AM

I would clone either two more Russel Crowes or two more Ty Hamilton Cobb's ... just so I'd have one for each hole ... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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01-30-2003, 07:54 AM

me. 3 times.
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01-30-2003, 08:03 AM

Nicoli Tesla, he was a gazillion times better "inventor" than Edison, he just didn't know how to sell himself. Edison was the better showman and he stole many of Tesla's ideas. Look up all the shit this man invented. It's theorized before he died he found a way to make his "Tesla Coil" work, but his work was destroyed. If he had, it would mean "free" electricity for everyone. We can't have that now, nothings free in the USA.

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01-30-2003, 08:04 AM

Oh yeah, and Robert Anton Wilson, just to see what wild shit another one would write to expand the mind....

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01-30-2003, 08:06 AM

Axl Rose in his younger years, without the abusive streak that is!!

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01-30-2003, 08:06 AM

bobby orr, so we can dominate hockey
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01-30-2003, 08:07 AM

MYSELF!!!
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01-30-2003, 08:08 AM

Salma Hayek or Nikki Cox ;)

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01-30-2003, 08:10 AM

Interesting
cnn article about it.

I'd clone myself, seems like a good enough way to have kids.

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01-30-2003, 08:14 AM

i would clone my cheif designer as its really hard to find good designers these days

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01-30-2003, 08:45 AM

I'd make a clone of myself and fuck it. Is that gay?

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01-30-2003, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by theWatsonian
I'd make a clone of myself and fuck it. Is that gay?

I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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01-30-2003, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by punkworld
I'd clone Hitler and raise him as a good, compassionate person, instead of what he was.

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01-30-2003, 12:00 PM

Easy One...

Sarrah M Gellar and she would be my slave.
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01-30-2003, 01:00 PM

1. An army of me.

2. I'd equip them and take over the ME. No, not Maine.

3. Ally myself with the US/UK and help rebuild Israel's economy.

4. Infiltrate French society and bring it to it's knees! Then sell off a large number of their citizens to dictators in Africa (yes, I'll get to invading there too.) so their future generations would know the value of procecting their freedom.

5. Germany would be next but I'd spare those living in Bavaria, it is beautiful there. I don't think I'd have to sell any Germans, just a few good public beatings and their Chancellor doing a live show of 'The Running Man'.

5. Hold a huge party in Amsterdam with a bunch of friends.

No world peace by then? Pick another two bit dictatorship to crush.

Yes, I know that I'd be in fact a dictator but I'd be a very reasonable ruler.
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01-30-2003, 02:00 PM

I'd Clone my Dog, She's pretty funny, really mellow and almost never barks in the house, also, she NEVER goes in the house.

Totally cool dog, last night, she figured out to get her favorite ball, stand on a dining room chair, drop the ball AT AN ANGLE to then have it roll across the rooms and chase it, all to start over again.

The dog is totally self contained when it comes to amusing herself. I just walk her, give her dog biscuits and leave on Animal planet all day while I am off here working.

And, when she gets bored, she takes a nap.

Everyone should have a totally cool dog
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