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01-29-2003, 03:59 PM

Is it Bad When your Mom recieves your first porn check in the Mail ! jesus ...
I went away for a week told my dad to check the p.o box for other mail coming in so he sends my mother ! what a lazy prick , and then they both open a check from sexual cash addressed to me,
hahahaha

Can you believe that !I still need a good story to tell them what the funds are for , lol

oh well , its kinda like getting caught jerking off with the door open .

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01-29-2003, 04:00 PM

haha ive had that happen.

dood, take all that space outta ur sig ;)

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01-29-2003, 04:04 PM

Ya man , Rough !

Ill try to fix the sig thanks !
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01-29-2003, 04:05 PM

Whip up a little mainstream looking site and put one tiny text link to your sponsor. Tell them you just wanted to try porn on your site and see what all the fuss was about. Trust me, this works.
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01-29-2003, 04:06 PM

If I owned a site as shit as hoes.ca I certainly wouldn't want other people to know about it.
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01-29-2003, 04:07 PM

just say that your credit card got hacked and you got charged by a porn company by mistake. And that they are just refunding you the charges...
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01-29-2003, 04:08 PM

woah thats cool that you get paid to jerk off... hook me up with your affilliate code!

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01-29-2003, 04:10 PM

when I first got into this biz I misunderstoon the signup for a sponser program and put my site name where I should have put my name. So my first check came and it read: pay to the order of X-Treme Anal Whores.

I got a couple of funny looks at the bank with that one
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01-29-2003, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by cali_22
[B]Is it Bad When your Mom recieves your first porn check in the Mail ! jesus ...
I went away for a week told my dad to check the p.o box for other mail coming in so he sends my mother ! what a lazy prick , and then they both open a check from sexual cash addressed to me,
hahahaha

Can you believe that !I still need a good story to tell them what the funds are for , lol

How old are you ??? LMAO

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01-29-2003, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by lagwagon
woah thats cool that you get paid to jerk off... hook me up with your affilliate code!

where do i sign up? i wanna make some extra cash doing that. lol!

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01-29-2003, 04:18 PM

Originally posted by kane
when I first got into this biz I misunderstoon the signup for a sponser program and put my site name where I should have put my name. So my first check came and it read: pay to the order of X-Treme Anal Whores.

I got a couple of funny looks at the bank with that one

haha bank tellers face must have been worth a thousand words, lol
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01-29-2003, 04:20 PM

Just tell your mom that you've using that webcam she bought you last Christmas to good use
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01-29-2003, 04:21 PM

no seriously...

where do you sign up? hehe.

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01-29-2003, 04:22 PM

Just tell your mom its some kind of spam and they offer the check so you can join their program and that you are going to send the check back and ask them not to mail you any more shit
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01-29-2003, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by kane
when I first got into this biz I misunderstoon the signup for a sponser program and put my site name where I should have put my name. So my first check came and it read: pay to the order of X-Treme Anal Whores.

I got a couple of funny looks at the bank with that one

ROTFL

I would have love to been the person behind you in line to see that play out!

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01-29-2003, 04:30 PM

Have her arrested for opening your mail. That'll learn 'er.

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01-29-2003, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by cali_22

I just read this off another board.

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Originally posted by cali_22
I turned that board upside down once , lol
who cares there jerks over there.
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01-29-2003, 04:47 PM

*oops wrong thread*

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01-29-2003, 04:51 PM

grow some hair on your balls, move out, and fix your fucking sig.

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01-29-2003, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by psyko514
grow some hair on your balls, move out, and fix your fucking sig.

Seems like he doesn't know how to fix his sig on either board

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01-29-2003, 04:58 PM

I am just about to sign up CCBill as the processor for my pay site, how discrete are their cheque payments? What will be on the envelope? Will my porn URL appear on the cheque anywhere. If my grandmother were to receive this cheque and open it would she be offended? Thanks.
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01-29-2003, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Seems like he doesn't know how to fix his sig on either board

Well, I think it has something to do with his severe lack of knowledge of HTML. I'll give him credit cause he's only 13.

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01-29-2003, 05:02 PM

Originally posted by Daen
I am just about to sign up CCBill as the processor for my pay site, how discrete are their cheque payments? What will be on the envelope? Will my porn URL appear on the cheque anywhere. If my grandmother were to receive this cheque and open it would she be offended? Thanks.

The checks are printed on a picture related to your site's niche and the URL is in big, bold letters. The check is delivered by a big-breasted topless blonde riding a 6'9 250lb wheel-chair bound black man.

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01-29-2003, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by psyko514

The checks are printed on a picture related to your site's niche and the URL is in big, bold letters. The check is delivered by a big-breasted topless blonde riding a 6'9 250lb wheel-chair bound black man.

Damn I actually had to lol
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01-29-2003, 05:14 PM

I got my first cheque from sexxxfarm by babenet my mom saw it, no big deal
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01-29-2003, 05:19 PM

Why are you sending ppl to your PO box if you are worried they will open it. Simple response... MORON
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01-29-2003, 05:21 PM

Why do you promote a site for surfers in your signature!? http://www.hoes.ca ?

I don't get it. Explain to us.

Also, the banner is too huge for your signature. Promote a sponsor. This is a message board for webmasters you know.

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01-29-2003, 05:24 PM

i thank god i left home when i was 18
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01-29-2003, 05:38 PM

Yeah, it WOULD be cool if sponsors used their non porn name..
I cashed an Oliver Klozov check onced.. I got so many dirty looks, but who cares, just my family i wouldn't want seeing
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01-29-2003, 05:41 PM

I was cashing Xpics checks at 15 and no one said anything, including my parents.

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01-29-2003, 05:44 PM

my mother catch me masturbating sometime, she just walk straight in and see me shoot all over me! hehe bu she no mind, she jst give me the hanky and tale me to clean up better next time
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01-29-2003, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by Ho0k-UpS
my mother catch me masturbating sometime, she just walk straight in and see me shoot all over me! hehe bu she no mind, she jst give me the hanky and tale me to clean up better next time

you're dumb.

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01-29-2003, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by playa
i thank god i left home when i was 18

I dont even live at home thats the funny part !
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01-29-2003, 07:33 PM

Cali_22 hows PJ's doin'???
I hope us jerks aren't troubling you in any way.

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01-29-2003, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by pink_in_the_middle
Cali_22 hows PJ's doin'???
I hope us jerks aren't troubling you in any way.

LOL
NOT AT ALLL BRO ! lovin it !
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01-29-2003, 09:28 PM

parents ( most ) will get over it ... mine went fucking balistic .
but now they are totally cool with what I do .

I just told them that every porn star or what ever out there has to be someones kid and guess what, its thiers LOL ..

my mom just said "true enough , at least you aren't killing people "

The income they see you pullin can make it easier to forgive .. depending on what you do ..

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01-29-2003, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by machineg
parents ( most ) will get over it ... mine went fucking balistic .
but now they are totally cool with what I do .

show them this page

if big corporate america does it than why can't you
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