Ok ladies. Lets hear the best gift you ever got. And for the guys lets here the gift that got you the best reaction.
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I once sent a girl a chocolate heart. Upon delivery, it had broken. Took me weeks to convince her that really didn't mean I was dumping her./(bb|[^b]{2})/ -
HERE? Did you mean HEAR?Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Ok ladies. Lets here the best gift you ever got. And for the guys lets here the gift that got you the best reaction.
Ahahaha ~ I've been waiting a year and a half for you to misspell something. Sweet Victory!
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I fucking hate Valentine's Day.Comment
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A threesome. That's what I get every year.Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
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Originally posted by Cheshire
HERE? Did you mean HEAR?
Ahahaha ~ I've been waiting a year and a half for you to misspell something. Sweet Victory!
heheheh I fixed it for himRAM
Fucking Machines are like CASH MACHINES
See RAM on these quality sites!!
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Why would you steal the wind from my sails?Originally posted by RAM
heheheh I fixed it for him
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Can it be with me this year???Originally posted by RocHard
A threesome. That's what I get every year.
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what a dumb holiday.. I go out to eat, buy something gay.. and fuck her.. thats it.Comment
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Any time you want to be with me...... Just call me. You have my cell phone number. We can do a repeat of Vegas.Originally posted by kristin
Can it be with me this year???
Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
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As long as she gets laid, there is no need for presents....Originally posted by p\mpd0g
what a dumb holiday.. I go out to eat, buy something gay.. and fuck her.. thats it.
Give her oral though...Comment
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Ahh...Vegas, that was a fun night, especially with everyone watching!Originally posted by RocHard
Any time you want to be with me...... Just call me. You have my cell phone number. We can do a repeat of Vegas.Comment
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I always lick her for long periods of time.. it doesnt take a holiday to get my tounge out.Originally posted by kristin
As long as she gets laid, there is no need for presents....
Give her oral though...Comment
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My girlfriend sent me this, HAHAHAHHA
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
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> wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
> any other baubles that women find romantic.
> Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
> There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
> the
> men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
> embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
> March 20th is now officially "Steak &Blowjob Day."
> Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
> your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
> cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday
> explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
> That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day
> will
> usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
> February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
> machine.
> The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
> push to start the ball rolling.
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> So spread the word, and help bring love and
> peace to this crazy world.!!ya ya, I'll fill this in later...Comment
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WHat if she doesn't like oral?Originally posted by kristin
As long as she gets laid, there is no need for presents....
Give her oral though.../(bb|[^b]{2})/Comment
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If she doesn't like oral, there are some serious problems...Originally posted by punkworld
WHat if she doesn't like oral?Comment
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I got my girl a new Metzler for her motorcycle and an oz. of the kind kind nugs. I was her hero
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There are?Originally posted by kristin
If she doesn't like oral, there are some serious problems.../(bb|[^b]{2})/Comment
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bah, another greeting card holiday. ive never had anyone to send anything to on valentines, and i suspect this year will be the same. ill probly just wack off an extra time or something.the revolution is coming.Comment
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Hell yes...I don't know how women can't like oral...or giving oral for that matter.Originally posted by punkworld
There are?Comment
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Originally posted by kristin
Hell yes...I don't know how women can't like oral...or giving oral for that matter.
I play with Google.Comment
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But why would there be problems?Originally posted by kristin
Hell yes...I don't know how women can't like oral...or giving oral for that matter./(bb|[^b]{2})/Comment
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The problem is she is severely missing out...Comment
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HEY, I second that!... Giving or receiving?Originally posted by kristin
Hell yes...I don't know how women can't like oral...or giving oral for that matter.
Gotta love the deed!
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This time it's just you and me solo babe......Originally posted by kristin
Ahh...Vegas, that was a fun night, especially with everyone watching!Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
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My dreams have finally come true!Originally posted by RocHard
This time it's just you and me solo babe......Comment
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What kind of dream come true would that be dear?Herschel Savage
Brooklyn, NYComment
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Okay ~ back to the topic at hand.
It's nice to do a bunch of little things leading up to something sweet and romantic. Maybe doing a countdown to V-Day starting a few days in advance. A little note here, a small token gift there... make it a treasure hunt, or a multiple surprise kinda thing. Maybe 1/2 doz. roses on the 12th, then a full doz. on the 13th, then two dozen delivered personally on the 14th with the request of their company that evening for dinner or a bottle of wine.
Then whatever you two do that night doesn't really have to be a huge event because the build up has kept your Valentine feeling special for longer than just that one day, or the few hours from them getting home to passing out to great oral...
But Valentine's day is about making that one person you most want to appreciate (or all the special people in your life) feel that you recognize their beautiful qualities, and want to celebrate them.
oh God, hold on
I hate when that happends.
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Yeah, let's hear some ideas from the ladies. Let's hear what you'll like to get from us and make our jobs easier. I like Cheshire's idea, if I had a significant other I would do that! I already have a few gift ideas planned for the girls I work with but let's hear it ladies, what do you like from us?
WGI play with Google.Comment
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Two or three years ago I was making mad bank and I figured what the fuck and got the little woman a platinum necklace from Tiffany&Co. with like 14 diamonds on it.
I think it cost twice what my first car did but the car died and I still get residual booty calls from the girl so...One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.Comment
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