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NY Times rejected my ad????

01-27-2003, 02:04 PM

Why?

Wanted Female Models
Adult internet content provider looking
for models 18+ . Must be willing to swallow
semen on film and take in more than 2 guys per shoot.
Anal is a plus, Bukkake is a major plus.
Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

What the hell man is wrong with the ad?
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01-27-2003, 02:06 PM

The ad alone would get you arrested in Cinncinati
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01-27-2003, 02:06 PM

Montreal Gazette will print that shit
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01-27-2003, 02:06 PM

must be the xxx-xxx-xxxx you have for your number

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01-27-2003, 02:07 PM

The Village Voice will take that shit...and get you results too

Spend you some brain.
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01-27-2003, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
Why?

Wanted Female Models
Adult internet content provider looking
for models 18+ . Must be willing to swallow
semen on film and take in more than 2 guys per shoot.
Anal is a plus, Bukkake is a major plus.
Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

What the hell man is wrong with the ad?

try putting it in the personals section, not the help wanted.

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01-27-2003, 02:07 PM

you would probably have a better chance of placing an ad for a snuff flick and getting it approved.
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01-27-2003, 02:12 PM

juicylinks,

That ad belongs in the Voice I am sure they will take it
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01-27-2003, 02:53 PM

maybe you did not go into enough detail

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01-27-2003, 03:10 PM

You forgot to add "Badonka kadonk Butt"

They would have run that ad if you put that in there.

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01-27-2003, 03:24 PM

LOL@ lagwagon.............

Exactly ! Maybe they want the amount of semen to be swallowed ? IE: 3 ounces.........Make sure to convert it to the metric system as well. It will make you seem more international and reputable.

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01-27-2003, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by candyflip
The Village Voice will take that shit...and get you results too

Definitely! I think you will get some amazing results from the Voice with that ad!

I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

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01-27-2003, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
You forgot to add "Badonka kadonk Butt"

They would have run that ad if you put that in there.

LOL. I had to read that like three times to figure out what the fuck you were talking about.

One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.
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01-27-2003, 03:47 PM

"Badonka kadonk Butt"

Someone explain that i only see donkey butt please explain
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01-27-2003, 04:56 PM

When we placed our Voice ad some of the most godaweful ugly women you have ever seen answered. Not one keeper out of the whole bunch. You'd think most women would get the idea that of they have trouble keeping their face out of the trough they are probably not model material. Don't be afraid to let yourself go or anything lady...

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01-27-2003, 04:57 PM

you should try being more euphamisitic, I had a self suck ad rejected because I couldn't find a sufficiently benign metaphor for sucking your own cock.. I probably should have used "hey guys can you suck your own snorkel???" It's a lot to do with how you say it, you were probably too explicit.
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01-27-2003, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
Why?

Wanted Female Models
Adult internet content provider looking
for models 18+ . Must be willing to swallow
semen on film and take in more than 2 guys per shoot.
Anal is a plus, Bukkake is a major plus.
Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

What the hell man is wrong with the ad?

Your joking right? You can't be serious and not understand why it was rejected.

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01-27-2003, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by juicylinks
Why?

Wanted Female Models
Adult internet content provider looking
for models 18+ . Must be willing to swallow
semen on film and take in more than 2 guys per shoot.
Anal is a plus, Bukkake is a major plus.
Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

What the hell man is wrong with the ad?

well DUH... there is NO URL to your signup page... wtf!!!
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01-27-2003, 05:42 PM

Do newpaper ads like these get results? I've been playing with the idea of snapping some shots of some girls lately..

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01-27-2003, 06:42 PM

I'm shocked, shocked to learn there is porn on the Internet!

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01-27-2003, 06:54 PM

from what i know posting ads in papers for nude/adult models isn't going to produce a steady flow of good looking models. You'll have to wade through a lot of phonecalls, maybe get a few to the point that you can set up a test shoot. You have to be a lot more resourceful to recruit models than just posting an ad in some newspapers.

BUT.............it seems to work for the California Pimp!

I think in smaller cities that don't have an established adult industry network it would be more productive because girls who have an interest in doing this kind of work wouldn't have too many places to look for that kind of opportunity other than the ads in newspapers, alternative ones for sure.

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