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  • Mutt
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    • Sep 2002
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    #1

    Who Writes This Shitty Music For Shania?

    what the fuck is this crap she's singing? it sounds like a children's record.

    i don't even know what kind of music this is - country? pop?

    i think i'll just file it under 'CRAP'!

    if they wanted a Canuck they should have used Avril, at least her songs I like.
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  • the indigo
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    • Sep 2001
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    #2
    It's "pop country" that she can't even sing for real.
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    • LikeaVirgin
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      • Oct 2002
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      #3
      Her husband does.

      Good ole Shaniqua Twine. LOL
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      • Spunky
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        • Jun 2002
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        #4
        Up ..Up...Up..theres no way but up from here

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        • escorpio
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          • Oct 2002
          • 23487

          #5
          Music? Sorry, I was distracted by her TITS! Turn that shit down and ENJOY.
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          • Chong
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            • Aug 2002
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            #6
            her husband also wrote some shit for britney spears

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            • x-vision
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              • Nov 2002
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              #7
              Yeah the whole superbowl is a bunch of chick shit. Dixie chicks, shania twain, CELINE DION? Jesus i want to rip my ears off.

              And Shania's singing? They didn't even make an attempt to cover up her lip-syncing. They just turned on her CD through the speakers. At least she's hot.
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              • escorpio
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                • Oct 2002
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                #8
                Her husband is apologizing for the noise by making her dress LIKE A HOT SLUT!!
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                • escorpio
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 23487

                  #9
                  In defense of Mutt Lange....the dude produced "Back in Black"
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                  • Mutt
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                    • Sep 2002
                    • 34431

                    #10
                    tits? i can see tits all day all night on the Internet. Though i do like seeing tits on non porn girls but sorry the tits of Shania Twain don't make up for her music.

                    Sting always delivers. Still probably my favorite CD, Police Greatest Hits.

                    Gwen's got her belly looking great.
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                    • Mutt
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                      • Sep 2002
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                      #11
                      yeah i know her husband is Mutt Lange and he is a legendary music producer but his penis is going to destory his legacy producing this crap for his wife.
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                      • Fletch XXX
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                        • Jan 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by escorpio
                        In defense of Mutt Lange....the dude produced "Back in Black"
                        Ahem.

                        that was the last cool thing, if not the only thing he did.

                        AC/DC died with Bon.

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                        • escorpio
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                          • Oct 2002
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                          #13
                          Sting was added so gays would watch.
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                          • Honeyslut
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                            #14
                            Sting looks good for almost 52

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                            • Fletch XXX
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                              #15
                              Sting is a baaaaaaad motherfuckin musician, no one can say shit about Sting.

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                              • BrutalMaster
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                                #16
                                I like Gwen Stafani!
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                                • escorpio
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                                  #17
                                  I liked Sting when he hired all those jazz musicians. Both of those albums are good, though not entirely because of Sting.
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                                  • oscer
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                                    • Jan 2001
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Mutt
                                    what the fuck is this crap she's singing? it sounds like a children's record.

                                    i don't even know what kind of music this is - country? pop?

                                    i think i'll just file it under 'CRAP'!

                                    if they wanted a Canuck they should have used Avril, at least her songs I like.
                                    only good thing Shania can do is take a Shot in the mouth from everyman in that staduim
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                                    • escorpio
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                                      • Oct 2002
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                                      #19
                                      SUPER BOWL HALF TIME BUKKAKE!! starring SHANIA TWAIN!
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                                      • Gman.357
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                                        • Oct 2002
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by escorpio
                                        In defense of Mutt Lange....the dude produced "Back in Black"
                                        Too bad Mutt Lange wasn't smart enough to have managed the illustrious career of GG Allin - Outlaw Rocker Scumfuc!!




                                        Ouch.

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                                        • Fletch XXX
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by escorpio
                                          I liked Sting when he hired all those jazz musicians. Both of those albums are good, though not entirely because of Sting.
                                          He is a fine song writer, singer, composer, and excellent bass player.

                                          Well defined in all areas and has a style both unique, and mastered.

                                          Some of his licks are nothing short of omniscient.

                                          but I guess thats my opinion.

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                                          • Chong
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                                            • Aug 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Mutt
                                            i don't even know what kind of music this is - country? pop?
                                            haha i believe her latest cd that just came out...she released one cd of 'country' versions and the other 'pop'... what an ingenius marketing scheme! fucking bastards

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                                            • escorpio
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                                              • Oct 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                              Sting is a baaaaaaad motherfuckin musician, no one can say shit about Sting.
                                              But I can't jack off to his videos!
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                                              • Mutt
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                                                • Sep 2002
                                                • 34431

                                                #24
                                                Sting rules. I can listen to his voice anytime, King of Pain is one of my favorite songs of all time.

                                                and he does look good for a guy that age, other than losing some hair he doesn't look much different than 20 years ago.

                                                gay guys like Sting? didn't know that but he does have that look bone smokers like. Sting is legendary for his love of strip joints and lapdances. He ain't gay.
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                                                • escorpio
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Gman.357


                                                  Too bad Mutt Lange wasn't smart enough to have managed the illustrious career of GG Allin - Outlaw Rocker Scumfuc!!



                                                  Mutt could have made GG go quad platinum!
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                                                  • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by x-vision
                                                    Yeah the whole superbowl is a bunch of chick shit. Dixie chicks, shania twain, CELINE DION? Jesus i want to rip my ears off.

                                                    And Shania's singing? They didn't even make an attempt to cover up her lip-syncing. They just turned on her CD through the speakers. At least she's hot.
                                                    Eilleen Regina Edwards aka Shania Twain


                                                    She's hot !!!!
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                                                    • escorpio
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                                                      #27
                                                      SLASH rules!
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                                                      • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Mutt
                                                        [B]Sting rules. I can listen to his voice anytime, King of Pain is one of my favorite songs of all time.
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                                                        • escorpio
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • Fletch XXX
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                                                            #30
                                                            Ive paid to see GG Allin 3 times, he didnt show any of the times. 3 time no show. One particular night, we went see Crowbar instead.

                                                            then he croaked.

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                                                            • Gman.357
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by escorpio
                                                              Mutt could have made GG go quad platinum!
                                                              Yeah, then we could have seen GG kill himself on stage like he swore he would do. Only we could have seen him do it on Dick Clark's Rockin New Years show!



                                                              That would make for great ratings!

                                                              Ouch.

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                                                              • Gman.357
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                Ive paid to see GG Allin 3 times, he didnt show any of the times. 3 time no show. One particular night, we went see Crowbar instead.

                                                                then he croaked.
                                                                Never had the pleasure of seeing GG live. I would have loved to be one of the guys kicking his skull in during the show... out of love, of course!

                                                                I just wish he fulfilled his destiny, and blew himself away on stage instead of dying of a stupid heroin overdose.

                                                                That's just too typical a death for good ol GG.


                                                                Ouch.

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                                                                • escorpio
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                  Ive paid to see GG Allin 3 times, he didnt show any of the times. 3 time no show. One particular night, we went see Crowbar instead.

                                                                  then he croaked.
                                                                  0 for 3 and then he died? That's a sad story,man!
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                                                                  • Fletch XXX
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Gman.357


                                                                    Never had the pleasure of seeing GG live.
                                                                    neither did i.

                                                                    I tried though.

                                                                    hahaha

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                                                                    • escorpio
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Gman.357


                                                                      Yeah, then we could have seen GG kill himself on stage like he swore he would do. Only we could have seen him do it on Dick Clark's Rockin New Years show!



                                                                      That would make for great ratings!
                                                                      Dick would have gotten PISSED and NEVER had him back on the show!
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                                                                      • p00p
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Mutt

                                                                        if they wanted a Canuck they should have used Avril, at least her songs I like.
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                          Sting is a baaaaaaad motherfuckin musician, no one can say shit about Sting.

                                                                          Who Cares.......... He was Totally out of place

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                                                                          • DarkJedi
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                            Sting is a baaaaaaad motherfuckin musician, no one can say shit about Sting.
                                                                            Amen.

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                                                                            • Zebra
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              There is supposed to be a mini Police reunion during their induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame March 19. The only time they have played together since 1986 was during the party after Sting's wedding in 1992.
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                                                                              • dig420
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                AC/DC died with Bon.
                                                                                werd.

                                                                                I found a bootleg of Bon in the studio singing Back in Black, it was killer. Much rawer and MUCH more powerful than the version that came out, he was something else. RIP Bon Scott

                                                                                AC/DC still has it's humor and it's raucousness, but it lost it's soul when Bon died. They went from being an (imho) blues/rock legend in the making, on par with Zeppelin, the Stones and classic Aerosmith to just being a first rate heavy metal band.

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                                                                                • Bobo
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I kinda dig some of Shania's early stuff. I think I'm becoming pussified.

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