Originally posted by - Jesus Christ - BAH! Must go work.... Last post for now......
Good, go away!
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Originally posted by king-dong hey newwaveconcepts, give me an xbox and i'll go through these posts and give you an account of the webmasters and the # of posts they did.
damn, i'm so smart !!!!!
Go Fuck Yourself! That was my idea
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Originally posted by king-dong read my last post dude
read what post?
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Dave - Are you posting in here so you can try and win the Xbox?
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Originally posted by king-dong hey Ozzymosis1, you don't think i read all the pages to check if anyone posted that before do you? - lol
It was two post before yours!
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Originally posted by king-dong Ozzymosis1
that was for newwaveconcepts
i see
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A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
Originally posted by newwaveconcepts It's mine I want it
Ill fight you for it...
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A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
not bad, but not all that funny...
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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.
"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."
"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"
ok Ozzymosis1 I concede, as I said I didn't read the posts. Sorry dude. You can get the job - just make sure I get to win though. Then we'll both be happy
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
Originally posted by newwaveconcepts What is red and green?
What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender
that was lame
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
damn dude, thats prety bad...
you need a new joke book
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Originally posted by newwaveconcepts Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
IRELAND
?Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it??
FRANCE
?Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Aren?t the French just Germans who can make sauces??
ITALY
?Is the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus? I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-O?s! ?
POLAND
?Do you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs??
GERMANY
?Is this bratwurst kosher??
TURKEY
?Where?s the hash at? It?s cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds??
KOREA
?Can you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him??
CHINA
?This wall isn?t so great.?
ENGLAND
?Did you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick??
SWEDEN
?Do you have any normal meatballs? Want to hear a dumb blonde joke??
YEMEN
?Yemen? That?s a stupid name for a country. What?s it mean -- ?Land Of Fanatics And Dust' ??
INDIA
?You don?t live in teepees? Where can I get a good juicy steak around here??
ETHIOPIA
?After a long day of travel, I?m famished. Hey ? those flies sure love your pregnant son!?
CANADA
?You?re like Americans without money.?
SPAIN
?So, this is the country that?s not Portugal? Wow. Your women can shave if they want to, right? Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos??
SOUTH AFRICA
?I liked it better the other way.?
MEXICO
?What's that smell??
SAUDI ARABIA
?Would you like to see my designs for a solar powered car? Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what??
RUSSIA
?Is it always this cold and economically devastated??
UZBEKISTAN
?Can you spell Uzbekistan??
GREECE
?I hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."
AFGHANISTAN
?Seriously, where is the real country? where is everything??
JAPAN
?What?s Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi??
AUSTRALIA
?How can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure??
AMERICA
?Was John Wayne gay?
Much better
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A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."
Originally posted by newwaveconcepts Pre-Paid Plan
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.
By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"
The fireman says, "No!"
The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."
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Originally posted by newwaveconcepts Finally one you like, running out of them dude
You had a couple good ones but some of those where realy bad...
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personaly I enjoy a thick white with a lot of clam
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Originally posted by chowda think white goop man. thats where the money is at.
huh?
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Originally posted by chowda chowda... white goop.. chunky soup guy.
thick not chunky...
big difference
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