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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    This has got to be the funniest fucking shit I've seen all week

    120659283 (12:33 AM) :
    I would greatly appreciate it if you would find a new screen name...I have been going by AMP since 1997 and I work in the same business, so this can cause problems....

    Amplitude (12:35 AM) :
    HAHAHAHAAAAA.......


    go refill your crack pipe.
    SIG TOO BIG
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    • Libertine
      sex dwarf
      • May 2002
      • 17860
      #2
      Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
      120659283 (12:33 AM) :
      I would greatly appreciate it if you would find a new screen name...I have been going by AMP since 1997 and I work in the same business, so this can cause problems....

      Amplitude (12:35 AM) :
      HAHAHAHAAAAA.......


      go refill your crack pipe.
      Hey, respect my trademarks dude.
      /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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        • Sama
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2002
          • 1445
          #3
          So....you are giving it up .... right?

          Can we all help you choose your new name ?


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            • alias
              aliasx
              • Apr 2001
              • 19010
              #4
              at least u didn't get a tv show named after u with a female star.. .
              https://porncorporation.com

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Sama
                  So....you are giving it up .... right?
                  yeah.... I'll get right on that.... lol
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                    • Fletch XXX
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 60840
                      #6
                      heheh

                      \m/

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                        • Scott McD
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 67792
                          #7
                          It'll be a shame to lose that post count.
                          Oh well, fair's fair...



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                            • Gman.357
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 2796
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                              120659283 (12:33 AM) :
                              I would greatly appreciate it if you would find a new screen name...I have been going by AMP since 1997 and I work in the same business, so this can cause problems....

                              Amplitude (12:35 AM) :
                              HAHAHAHAAAAA.......


                              go refill your crack pipe.
                              Why is it whenever some polesmoker tries to indicate he's been in the biz a long time, he always picks the year 1997???


                              Ouch.

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                                • cherrylula
                                  lol
                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 15969
                                  #9
                                  what a lamer

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                                    • hahmike
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 2488
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Gman.357


                                      Why is it whenever some polesmoker tries to indicate he's been in the biz a long time, he always picks the year 1997???

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                                        • Dawgy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 5856
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Gman.357
                                          Why is it whenever some polesmoker tries to indicate he's been in the biz a long time, he always picks the year 1997???

                                          yah really. ive been in since 1996. and im still a newbie. and a polesmoker.
                                          the revolution is coming.

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                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                              There can be only one
                                              • Aug 2001
                                              • 39075
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Gman.357


                                              Why is it whenever some polesmoker tries to indicate he's been in the biz a long time, he always picks the year 1997???

                                              must be the magical number I guess... lol... but I whois'd his domain, and oddly enough, it comes up reg'd in 2000.... not '97. As if that means anything anyway.... I love crackheads... lol
                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                • AaronM
                                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                  • 46917
                                                  #13
                                                  Now that you mention it....I am tired of people confusing AMPContent with you.

                                                  My attorneys will be in touch with you Monday morning.

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                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                      There can be only one
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 39075
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by AaronM
                                                      Now that you mention it....I am tired of people confusing AMPContent with you.

                                                      My attorneys will be in touch with you Monday morning.
                                                      are they bringing their own lube or should I provide it?
                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                        • AaronM
                                                          GFY Royality ;)
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 46917
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                          are they bringing their own lube or should I provide it?
                                                          They are bringing their own. I supplied it and tossed a bunch of sand in there.

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                                                            • Fletch XXX
                                                              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 60840
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                              must be the magical number I guess... lol... but I whois'd his domain, and oddly enough, it comes up reg'd in 2000.... not '97. As if that means anything anyway.... I love crackheads... lol
                                                              Hey bro, not that this reaaaly matters.

                                                              But I know I regged my early names with a registrar that was lik 70 bucks back then. They kept trying to get me to renew at that price, I had already started buying at DirectNIC. I trasferred the domains over to DirectNIC, and anytime you do a transfer it updates the WHOIS.

                                                              No longer has the old dates, only the transfer date shows.

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                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                  • 39075
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Fletch XXX


                                                                  Hey bro, not that this reaaaly matters.

                                                                  But I know I regged my early names with a registrar that was lik 70 bucks back then. They kept trying to get me to renew at that price, I had already started buying at DirectNIC. I trasferred the domains over to DirectNIC, and anytime you do a transfer it updates the WHOIS.

                                                                  No longer has the old dates, only the transfer date shows.
                                                                  you're right.. it doesn't matter. LOL.... if this assmonkey thinks for one second that I'm going to change my fucking name he needs to spread the love and share somma that grog he's been gulping....
                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                    • playa
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                      • 6432
                                                                      #18
                                                                      fair is fair

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                                                                        • sherie
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 7020
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                          you're right.. it doesn't matter. LOL.... if this assmonkey thinks for one second that I'm going to change my fucking name he needs to spread the love and share somma that grog he's been gulping....
                                                                          LMFAO I just about spit my drink all over the screen!!

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                                                                            • Ambergirl
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2001
                                                                              • 1269
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Amputate Your Head, I'm sorry but you're going to have to change your name ... mine starts with an A too and people are likely to get confused!

                                                                              Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Ambergirl
                                                                                  Amputate Your Head, I'm sorry but you're going to have to change your name ... mine starts with an A too and people are likely to get confused!
                                                                                  Not only that, but an "Am".... damn.... I'm only one letter off! What was I thinking!
                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                    • Ambergirl
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 1269
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      And to make matters worse:

                                                                                      Amputate Your Head - 18 characters

                                                                                      Ambergirl - 9 characters doubled equals 18!

                                                                                      Seriously, where's yer head man?!!

                                                                                      Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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                                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Here's some good suggestions for a new name for ya......


                                                                                          Relocate your testes ---
                                                                                          I like this one, it sort of has a dual meaning.

                                                                                          Vivisect your spleen ---
                                                                                          very clever. Everyone could call you Viv.

                                                                                          Scalp yourself bald ---
                                                                                          this one fits in nicely with the GFY motif, as it's interchangeable with "go scalp yourself"... no offense to any natives whatsoever.

                                                                                          Chew your arm off ---
                                                                                          kind of reminds me of a few past one-nighters I..... nevermind.

                                                                                          Chop off your baby toe ---
                                                                                          NO one is going to demand you change THIS name. :D



                                                                                          There's more, but I'll let you chew on those for a bit.

                                                                                          Happy choosing.
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                                                                                            • TeraBabes
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 2067
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              This is indeed funny...

                                                                                              But not as funny as the monkey.
                                                                                              This place is too big.

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                                                                                                • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                  There can be only one
                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 39075
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                                                  Chew your arm off ---
                                                                                                  kind of reminds me of a few past one-nighters I..... nevermind.
                                                                                                  ooooo.... i kinda like this one. But can you guarantee me that someone else from 1997 isn't already calling himself Chewy or someting similar?
                                                                                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                    • quiet
                                                                                                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP
                                                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                                                      • 25115
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      what was that nick you used for awhile here waaaay back. 'Vengence' or something?
                                                                                                      we'll miss you our friend. RIP

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                                                                                                        • corvette
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                                          • 7880
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I have been sending one letter to the GMC Corporation a week about the same issue, i wil let you guys know what they say when they respond...
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                                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by quiet
                                                                                                              what was that nick you used for awhile here waaaay back. 'Vengence' or something?
                                                                                                              yeah, that was my angry hostile side.... but it starts with a "V", so Vin Diesel would probly come after me.
                                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                • Alky
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                  • 5651
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  im sending the C & D monday... expect it in your hands same day.

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                                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Alky
                                                                                                                      im sending the C & D monday... expect it in your hands same day.
                                                                                                                      sweet... I'm collecting them now.... soon I'll have enough for wallpaper in the office.
                                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                          ooooo.... i kinda like this one. But can you guarantee me that someone else from 1997 isn't already calling himself Chewy or someting similar?
                                                                                                                          You're right. There are no guarantees, and there is probably more than one Star-Wars freak-geek out there named Chewy... or Chewie, that would come after you eventually.


                                                                                                                          How about <b>Lop your weiner off</b>? I bet "Lop" isn't taken, except for maybe a few phych ward inmates..... but what can they do?

                                                                                                                          Go for it Lop.
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                                                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith

                                                                                                                              Go for it Lop.
                                                                                                                              ROFL
                                                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                • Ambergirl
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 1269
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                                                                                                                  yeah, that was my angry hostile side.... but it starts with a "V", so Vin Diesel would probly come after me.
                                                                                                                                  Vin Diesel, excellent! LOL
                                                                                                                                  Adult Business Consultant since 1995

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                                                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Ambergirl


                                                                                                                                      Vin Diesel, excellent! LOL
                                                                                                                                      he and I are twins you know....
                                                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 60840
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Or Vincent Vega.

                                                                                                                                          <img src=http://www.clarence.com/contents/cultura-spettacolo/speciali/010301tarantino/images/gallery.jpg border="1">

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                                                                                                                                            • X37375787
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                                                                                                                                              Or Vincent Vega.

                                                                                                                                              <img src=http://www.clarence.com/contents/cultura-spettacolo/speciali/010301tarantino/images/gallery.jpg border="1">

                                                                                                                                              WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?


                                                                                                                                              ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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                                                                                                                                                • Fletch XXX
                                                                                                                                                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 60840
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  [shakingly]

                                                                                                                                                  WHAAAA???

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                                                                                                                                                    • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                      There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 39075
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Equinox



                                                                                                                                                      WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?


                                                                                                                                                      ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
                                                                                                                                                      HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! CLASSIC!!!


                                                                                                                                                      I fuckin' love that shit man....
                                                                                                                                                      SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                                        • X37375787
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DARE YA MOTHERFUCKER, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

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                                                                                                                                                            • X37375787
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              This is one tasty burger.

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                                                                                                                                                                • X37375787
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Well, allow me to retort. DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?


                                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by Guest; 01-25-2003, 08:58 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • X37375787
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      fucking classic

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Fletch XXX
                                                                                                                                                                          GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 60840
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          You heard me Palooka.

                                                                                                                                                                          dvd time i guess....

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Amputate Your Head
                                                                                                                                                                              There can be only one
                                                                                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 39075
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              You.... Flock of Seagulls.....
                                                                                                                                                                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                                                                                                                                                                • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                                                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 7785
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • X37375787
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."


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                                                                                                                                                                                        • X37375787
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                                                                                                                          Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your asses.

                                                                                                                                                                                          excellent!

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                                                                                              Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 7785
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              We're all gonna be three little Fonzies - and what was Fonzie?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • X37375787
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jules: I will never forgive your ass for this shit. This is some fucked-up repugnant shit!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Vincent: Did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits he's wrong, he's immediately forgiven for all wrong-doings?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jules: Man, get outta my face with that shit! The motherfucker who said that never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull with his fingers on account of your dumb ass.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And you're crossin' it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red. Redline 7000, that's where you are. Just know, it's fuckin' dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Jules: You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin' windows and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull.

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 60840
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Equinox
                                                                                                                                                                                                      This is one tasty burger.
                                                                                                                                                                                                      <img src=http://web.jet.es/unepelde/imgs/pf_kburger.jpg border="1">

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