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01-25-2003, 12:34 AM

I am trying to put the smell of pussy into a bottle and resale it to surfers. I need some female volunteers. If our subjects like your smell, pay can be negotiated. Those interested please reply here or icq me at 127058515, or email me at [email protected]

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01-25-2003, 12:38 AM

LOL! And it's not even April 1st!

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01-25-2003, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by Danielle
LOL! And it's not even April 1st!

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what? no, no, this is a real product. I have everything planned already....the name of the product will be pusscape
I already have several stores interested in promoting it. we plan on a big advertising campaign once it launches, including 2 ad's on VH1.
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01-25-2003, 12:42 AM

Okay, so far I have had cheshire contact me. Comon people, I need more girls. I can make you(or at least a part of you) famous
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01-25-2003, 12:42 AM

and how are we going to get out 'smell' to you ?
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01-25-2003, 12:43 AM

well, i can help you out with cock smell if you ever gonna market it.
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01-25-2003, 12:44 AM

Originally posted by sarah_webinc

and how are we going to get out 'smell' to you ?

good girl sarah, curiosity always pays!
as far as getting the smell out, I can either come to you and scrape a small sample off of you, or you can come to us, but since you reside in the UK, your travel expenses would be too much, so I can just make the trip down there.

The procedure is quite simple...just takes a few minutes and a spoon
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01-25-2003, 12:45 AM

It may be real, but that's the funniest shit I have ever heard!!

Whats next? Ass Smell? lol Call it ButtSmella! lololol

Sorry man.... gzzzzz I'm rolling on the floor right now!

The procedure is quite simple...just takes a few minutes and a spoon

Stop... oh god!!! Please stop!! lol you are killing me!!

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01-25-2003, 12:45 AM

Originally posted by DarkJedi
well, i can help you out with cock smell if you ever gonna market it.

funny you mention that, but that will be the sister product that we are currently working on. We are currently doing some research though to see if that is a product that the ladies would be interested in. We aren't sure yet
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01-25-2003, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by PerfectionGirls

It may be real, but that's the funniest shit I have ever heard!!

Whats next? Ass Smell? lol Call it ButtSmella! lololol

Sorry man.... gzzzzz I'm rolling on the floor right now!

from my research so far, 28% of surfers(from a sampling of 11000) said that they would pay for such a product. Coincidentally, 21% said they would pay for a ass smell, only if it was from a female. So indeed, that may be another product in the future. There are alot of possibilities frankly
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01-25-2003, 12:48 AM

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funny you mention that, but that will be the sister product that we are currently working on.

Sister? Penis?

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01-25-2003, 12:50 AM

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Sister? Penis?

aha!
actually, "sister product"....you know, as in another related product. Although incest smell is certainly worth looking at, if there is a market for it. What do you think choda?
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01-25-2003, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by MetaformX
I am trying to put the smell of pussy into a bottle and resale it to surfers. I need some female volunteers. If our subjects like your smell, pay can be negotiated. Those interested please reply here or icq me at 127058515, or email me at [email protected]

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That's from an old porn flick. I can't remember the title, but, some company hired this girl to squirt into a bottle, and supposedly her scent made other girls crazy.

So they bottled it, and sold it as a cologne for men. They called it "Gusher Cologne".

hehehe
That's some funny shit.

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01-25-2003, 12:54 AM

I think I am hedging toward the ass smell. Ode to assholieo or something like that. I think you might be on to something here.

I could market the smells of the Perfection Girls. I can see it now.

Buy a bottle a Dana Ass Smell and get three of her toe nail clipings for free.

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01-25-2003, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by Voodoo

That's from an old porn flick. I can't remember the title, but, some company hired this girl to squirt into a bottle, and supposedly her scent made other girls crazy.

So they bottled it, and sold it as a cologne for men. They called it "Gusher Cologne".

hehehe
That's some funny shit.

ahhh dammit, I guess I don't know my market very welll...how did I miss the gusher cologne!
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01-25-2003, 12:57 AM

Now I have heard it all.

Checking callendar again.... Hmmmm.. Maybe my calendar is wrong and it IS April 1st!

Note to self: Sell pussy scented candles on eBay!

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01-25-2003, 01:00 AM

Originally posted by MetaformX

ahhh dammit, I guess I don't know my market very welll...how did I miss the gusher cologne!

Here ya go man...
http://www.xxxmoviepro.com/star/j/joe_sherman.html

That's the link to the movie. AHAHAHA I totally forgot... It's one of Ron Jeremy's flicks....
The Blonde Next Door

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01-25-2003, 01:02 AM

Originally posted by Danielle
Now I have heard it all.

Checking callendar again.... Hmmmm.. Maybe my calendar is wrong and it IS April 1st!

Note to self: Sell pussy scented candles on eBay!

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Hey Danielle, you sound like you would be great for the Pusscape product. You got a spoon handy?
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01-25-2003, 01:09 AM

LOL!

Got a kitchen full of them. Maybe I need to add a scratch and sniff popup to my site.

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01-25-2003, 01:30 AM

pity, was about to go get my spoon
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01-25-2003, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by MetaformX

as far as getting the smell out, I can either come to you and scrape a small sample off of you
The procedure is quite simple...just takes a few minutes and a spoon

Okai...being a girl and all here...let me get this stright...

You want to scrape whatever out of us (?)

hmm.... most girls I know has to go to the doctor 1 a year.. to get excatly that done..and most women HATE it !!! But what the hell... you being a stranger and all.. I guess it will be okay then !!!

This is by far the funniest thing I have heard today.. and no...you can not put a spoon up my pussy !!

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01-25-2003, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by little-me
you can not put a spoon up my pussy !!

What about a pizza?
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01-25-2003, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by Voodoo

What about a pizza?
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Only if you promise me that you will eat it when I'm done with it

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01-25-2003, 04:02 AM

so what are you gunna call the webmaster program ?

labia bucks ?
smelly dollars ?
sloppy spoon scents ?

I'm cringing already...

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01-25-2003, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by little-me

Only if you promise me that you will eat it when I'm done with it

The pizza?

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01-25-2003, 04:11 AM

Thats some sick shit. Any smell down there is a bad smell.

Might as well bottle ball sweat.
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01-25-2003, 04:33 AM

Originally posted by Voodoo

The pizza?

*LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL* Yeah...Dumbass what else ???

I'm a kept woman you know !!!

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01-25-2003, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by MetaformX
I am trying to put the smell of pussy into a bottle and resale it to surfers. I need some female volunteers. If our subjects like your smell, pay can be negotiated. Those interested please reply here or icq me at 127058515, or email me at [email protected]

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Metaform.... I knew there was a reason why I looked at your threads!

your funny.... and also a bit fucked up but thats cool

LOL hit me up on icq and I might sell some of Angie to ya if the price is right!!!
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01-25-2003, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by [Labret]
Any smell down there is a bad smell.
Might as well bottle ball sweat.

hahaha,

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01-25-2003, 08:28 AM

You should add foods to your list. Like pussy flavored doritos would be a hit I am sure. And what about pussy flavored ice cream? I am full of ideas. Hit me up in ICQ if you need anymore.

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