Pissing dilema...to make noise, or not to make noise?

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  • xxxinnovations
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2002
    • 1181
    #51
    Haha, a classy girl...

    you know what a classy girl is equivalent to? A FUCKIN SLUT

    all these "classy" and "jappy" girls think they're some shit, but they give it up to anyone... what does piss have to do with it?

    They're probably enjoy a good piss shower... if only you knew son... classy=dirty sneaky hoe

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      • Cheshire
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2001
        • 5738
        #52
        hahaha ~ I always turn the water faucet on when I go tinkle at someone's house. I don't like the idea making that kinda noise until we're past the 'out of my way' pleasantries.

        My bathroom at the house I'm moving into shares a wall with my roommate's bedroom
        He already thinks I'm a kook, but my excuse is I'm a girl ~ and girls are just nuts.


        just a little bit naughty

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          • Cheshire
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 5738
            #53
            Originally posted by Mystery Man
            on the 3rd date or so I might sneak to the bathroom when she is sleeping
            This made me laugh.

            Do your dates fall asleep often?


            just a little bit naughty

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              • dantheman
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                • May 2002
                • 3308
                #54
                hell run the water hose into the bathroom though the window, give them classy ho's somthing to talk about
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                  • Cheshire
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 5738
                    #55
                    Originally posted by Mystery Man
                    If I work them heard enough they do
                    So each time you cum is it considered a new date?


                    just a little bit naughty

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                      • DarkJedi
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                        • Feb 2001
                        • 28301
                        #56
                        Originally posted by Mystery Man


                        If I work them heard enough they do

                        you fuck on the 3rd date ?

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                          • Rilose
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 565
                            #57
                            Just sit down and piss then...
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                              • haggard
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 469
                                #58
                                LOL! who cares? make all the noise you want is what i say.
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                                  • Cheshire
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jul 2001
                                    • 5738
                                    #59
                                    Originally posted by Mystery Man
                                    But if you want a date Cheshire just hit me up
                                    And I'll fly you to Denmark
                                    Considering your location is listed as 'Oakview, CA' I'll take that as an insult!

                                    lol.


                                    just a little bit naughty

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                                      • letshunt
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2002
                                        • 196
                                        #60
                                        of course, no one has mentioned that some of us over forty have started the whole prostate issue....don't laugh boys, it's coming...80% of men over 50 have to deal with it.

                                        Some days you can blast a whole in back of the toilet (if you took your saw palmetto), other wise, sounds like a faucet dripping.

                                        drip, drip, drip ...

                                        Very bad karma for the girls
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                                          • FlyingIguana
                                            aspiring banker
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 10870
                                            #61
                                            Originally posted by MetaformX
                                            okay, so im at my friends house last night and their having a get together and there is a couple of good looking classy chicks there.
                                            i go to the restroom, and his door on his restroom is real thin, and people can hear EVERYTHING that happens in the rest room.

                                            im trying to pee, but I wasent sure what style I should use, because these girls will hear everything. Keep in mind, these girls are real classy... the kind of girls you bring to moma.

                                            my options are:
                                            1 - piss right into the middle of the toilet bowl, carving through the water and creating alot of noise. UPSIDE: girls will assume i have a very big dick, sine im making so much noise, and they will like that, since it is "manly" DOWNSIDE: they may percieve it as unclassy
                                            2 - piss unto the inside wall of the toilet bowl, which will create virtually no sound. UPSIDE: it may be percieved as more classy perhaps? DOWNSIDE: they may assume i have a really small dick, since i didnt make much noise.

                                            I am sure every guy here has had this deilema at one point in their life. I did option 2, and didnt make any noise!
                                            i always piss on the side of the bowl. i hate the splishy splashy sound.

                                            i fail to see how making noise means you have a big wang?
                                            Last edited by FlyingIguana; 01-24-2003, 12:57 PM.

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                                              • ServerGenius
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 9377
                                                #62
                                                hit the buckle of your belt to the toilet bowl and mumble....fucking
                                                piercing....then create a 1 big splash to similute your dick taking
                                                a dive in the bowl....and make no sound while pissing....walk out
                                                and enter the living room asking where to put the dirty towel.

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                                                  • DrGuile
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                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 2025
                                                    #63
                                                    Originally posted by bdld
                                                    when trying to pee with an erection, it can be quite difficult to lower and aim your penis to the desired location, therefore its important to keep parallel bars near the toilet to gyrate your body like a gymnast and point it via that method instead. works like a charm.

                                                    Yeah,

                                                    known as the "Flying Superman" position...

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